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Topic: Ok, so help

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 week ago #75,430

Ok, so I touch my nose and it feels small but when i look at it in the mirror or on the front facing camera it looks HUGE. Help plzz!!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #889,487

Blind people have no such problem.
Just Saying.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 17 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #889,488

You're probably gay.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 25 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #889,489

@889,487 (B)
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That's not helping ok

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #889,490

@previous (A)
DIY Nose job kit.
https://www.nosesecret.com/

An every day essential
As someone who has not got £4000 lying about for a nose job, these make me feel good about myself. I worked my way up from small, medium and was eventually comfortable with Large. Extra large is too big for me but I really do love the Large ones. They help me feel good and get through that day. I am really grateful for these being made and today

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #889,496

@previous (D)
Wow, i never knew that existed but who nose if it would really work the way I want it to lift my nose but rather make it smaller

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #889,498

@previous (A)
Hope you take this with a grain of salt.
If perhaps your penis is not exactly all that large? A large nose could compensate.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #889,504

@previous (E)
Jew detected

Anonymous E replied with this 1 week ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #889,507

@previous (F)
Once was. Have regular size nose. Tried to equate from web penis size vs religion and failed.
"Religion is like a penis. It's okay to have one. But it's not okay to whip it out and wave it around in public."

OP could spread the word his nose represents that part of his body he cannot whip out in public.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 55 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #889,531

@previous (E)

> Once was. Have regular size nose. Tried to equate from web penis size vs religion and failed.
> "Religion is like a penis. It's okay to have one. But it's not okay to whip it out and wave it around in public."
>
> OP could spread the word his nose represents that part of his body he cannot whip out in public.

shut up about dicks and piss already you penis-obsessed old fart
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