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Topic: Triptych...since you don't like showers..

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 weeks ago #75,330

I will completely bathe your hot young body with my tongue..
I will do what it takes to clean you...Every inch of you...just lay back and let me service you..

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 26 minutes later[^] [v] #888,894

Even her anus, Bert?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 12 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #888,898

@previous (B)
anyone else no way...her...hell yes..for hours..

(Edited 24 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 8 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #888,900

just saying..

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 11 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #888,901

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,915

Bert, when will you become a real man, and find a woman?

You must be pretty fucking ugly when you can't get a real woman irl. Must be because of your feet.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 52 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,921

what the fuck

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,925

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> what the fuck

Ignore him, he's a pervert. I would never speak to you that way. I'd simply spin you around and slam it up your asshole.

Anonymous F double-posted this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,926

@888,915 (D)
Defend Triptych harder. She's female remember.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 7 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,976

@888,901 (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 15 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,978

@888,925 (F)
How would you do that without leaving your house, Dave?

Anonymous B replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,980

@888,898 (A)
What if there was poo on it?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,983

@888,925 (F)
this is the cringiest internet tough guy alpha male routine ive seen in ages

Anonymous F replied with this 1 week ago, 38 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,984

@888,978 (G)
Keep it to one UID, Fuckalms.

Anonymous F double-posted this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,985

@888,983 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
So you admit you bait internet tough guys into defending you? Ok thanks, that'll be all.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,987

@previous (F)
since when does internet tough guy = white knight

and you're the one doing a terrible job at attempting that

Anonymous F replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,988

Step it up guys, Triptych is not happy with the standard of white knighting she is receiving in this thread. Did you not read the thread she made about how amazing it was being throat-fucked by a junkie? Up your game guys, creeps are hitting on her! She's female don't forget.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous F double-posted this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,989

@888,987 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> since when does internet tough guy = white knight

Since never. Pay attention to the theme, sweetheart.

> and you're the one doing a terrible job at attempting that

On the contrary, I'm making the beta virgins here leap to your rescue. It's funny as fuck.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,990

@previous (F)
man you really need a hobby

Anonymous F replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,992

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Girl you really need a life

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 30 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #888,999

@888,990 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> man you really need a hobby

His hobby is autism flare ups

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 6 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #889,003

@888,992 (F)
dude i actually have one

Anonymous F replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #889,004

@888,999 (H)
@888,926 (F)

> Defend Triptych harder. She's female remember.

Anonymous F double-posted this 1 week ago, 23 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #889,005

@889,003 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Trust me you don't.

Anonymous H replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #889,007

Daves life is autism flare ups

Anonymous F replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #889,010

@previous (H)
@888,926 (F)

> Defend Triptych harder. She's female remember.

Anonymous H replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #889,013

Flare up after flare up

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 55 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #889,021

You'll get her next time champ.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 10 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #889,023

@888,990 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
My hobby is adoring both your hotness...and your awesome intelligence..

You are the total package..

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 14 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #889,026

@previous (A)
Would you sniff her poot?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #889,030

@888,989 (F)

> > since when does internet tough guy = white knight
>
> Since never. Pay attention to the theme, sweetheart.
>
> > and you're the one doing a terrible job at attempting that
>
> On the contrary, I'm making the beta virgins here leap to your rescue. It's funny as fuck.

lol where

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 16 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #889,031

@889,026 (J)
If she were to somehow find it interesting to her to have me do so...absolutely..

Anonymous G replied with this 1 week ago, 3 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #889,050

@888,984 (F)
> Obsessed

Yeast Paste™ !iAYoMftFR2 replied with this 1 week ago, 9 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #889,051

@889,031 (A)
What if she likes golden showers?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #889,061

@889,005 (F)
lol
how do you allegedly have such detailed information about my life
what are these details
define a life

@889,023 (A)
disgusting

Meta joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #889,064

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
What if Bert actually did win the Powerball and he was worth like $300,000,000?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #889,066

@previous (Meta)
nothing would change
why would you think anything would change?

Meta replied with this 1 week ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #889,068

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
idk lol im just fucking with you

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #889,072

@889,064 (Meta)
I would use 3/4 of to help people..

Meta replied with this 1 week ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #889,073

@previous (A)
This is good. Triptych likes marxism so this "spread the wealth" thing is a step in the right direction 👍

Anonymous F replied with this 1 week ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #889,101

Externally hosted image@889,061 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> lol
> how do you allegedly have such detailed information about my life
> what are these details
> define a life

You ask too many questions. Try to get a feel for when a man is bored of you and wants you to stop yammering on.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #889,105

@previous (F)
no
idgaf

Anonymous F replied with this 1 week ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #889,107

Externally hosted image@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> idgaf

Had to look up what this means. "I desire gruelling ass fucking" apparently. All in good time, my girl. All in good time.

Anonymous K replied with this 1 week ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #889,152

@previous (F)
lol

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 10 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #889,246

wow, this went downhill fast
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