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Topic: Piss Report

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 weeks ago #75,113

When I piss in the watering can and pour it down the sink every night, I shall journal the color of it.

Today my piss was a dark amber.

Big Cummy Daddy !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #887,578

Why don't you piss in a toilet

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #887,579

@previous (Big Cummy Daddy !Uvm54ORbmo)
he's going gonzo

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 32 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #887,600

@887,578 (Big Cummy Daddy !Uvm54ORbmo)

There isn't one.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #887,617

@previous (A)
Toilets do exist.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #887,625

You need to drink more water.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #887,672

@887,617 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Not in my place of work, that's what the watering can is for.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #887,691

@887,617 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
How can you be sure? What if it's all an illusion?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 17 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #887,830

Bump. Today my piss was olive green.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #887,834

@previous (A)
Please seek medical treatment.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #887,847

@887,830 (A)

> Bump. Today my piss was olive green.

what is wrong with you

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #888,250

Bump. It was kind of a chartreuse, with tints of amber.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #888,251

@887,625 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
this

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 22 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #888,468

Bump. Neon yellow.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #888,469

@previous (A)

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #888,510

@887,691 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I piss, therefore toilets exist. The whole world just happens to be a toilet though.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 24 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #888,517

If it sits for a long time, that will likely affect the color

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 20 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #888,727

Bump. Clear.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 21 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #888,939

Externally hosted imageBump. Some kind of neon yellow with tints of green.

@888,517 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

What color would you call this?

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 1 week ago, 23 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #889,103

Dark green

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 1 week ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #889,293

Bump. Lime green.

Anonymous H replied with this 1 week ago, 13 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #889,294

@previous (A)
Only blue-green on my chart. Lime green might be your rejection of Margaritas?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #889,296

@889,293 (A)
How do you have green piss dude.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #889,297

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

It's something we all just have to stoically accept.

Anonymous H replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #889,302

Once or twice had Red - Trust me Red will get you through the doors of ER room real fast - turned out to be no big deal but sure took them a long time to figure it out

Now where I live one can piss and I mean EVERYONE can piss and get Sparkles like a 4th of july sparkler Sparkles when you piss but that works only at night
and is a seasonal thing

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #889,303

@previous (H)

What do you have to eat to get sparkle piss?

Anonymous H replied with this 1 week ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #889,306

@previous (A)
Oh anyone no matter who and what you eat gets Sparkle piss. It is a nightly practice here where I live and downside is you have to piss in Ocean a Blue and only during the Red Tides here in Cardiff by the Sea and areas near by So cal beaches

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #889,309

@previous (H)

Oh is that like a thing with the glowing algae in the sea?

Syntax replied with this 1 week ago, 24 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #889,312

@previous (A)
Yea it's rather spectacular and a quick look no piss sparkles
Also this means NO wet suite and water is rather COLD at moment

Red in the day light and BLUE at night

Anonymous B replied with this 1 week ago, 26 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #889,314

@889,302 (H)

> Once or twice had Red - Trust me Red will get you through the doors of ER room real fast - turned out to be no big deal but sure took them a long time to figure it out
>
> Now where I live one can piss and I mean EVERYONE can piss and get Sparkles like a 4th of july sparkler Sparkles when you piss but that works only at night
> and is a seasonal thing

@889,306 (H)

> Oh anyone no matter who and what you eat gets Sparkle piss. It is a nightly practice here where I live and downside is you have to piss in Ocean a Blue and only during the Red Tides here in Cardiff by the Sea and areas near by So cal beaches

what the fuck is wrong with you?

Anonymous B double-posted this 1 week ago, 44 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #889,315

@889,312 (Syntax)

> Yea it's rather spectacular and a quick look no piss sparkles
> Also this means NO wet suite and water is rather COLD at moment
>
> Red in the day light and BLUE at night

COLD Red BLUE

sparkle piss

Syntax replied with this 1 week ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #889,318

@previous (B)
Wrong? At this moment I R Exhausted from 3 days of Cajun Festival - Worn out just worn out - However my piss is of normal colour Nor am I about to go out in2 cold water 2nite just to get the Sparkles

Anonymous B replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #889,321

@previous (Syntax)

> Wrong? At this moment I R Exhausted from 3 days of Cajun Festival - Worn out just worn out - However my piss is of normal colour Nor am I about to go out in2 cold water 2nite just to get the Sparkles

Stop

Syntax replied with this 1 week ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #889,324

@previous (B)
U dumb as all fuck. Y U reply if you want me to stop?

Now OP found this which Anon B will tell all that one should at least Try n stay on topic

Neon-green pee may look alarming, but it's usually just a sign that you're getting too much of certain vitamins - B vitamins, in particular - and that your body is flushing out the excess.


And
Good sources for B vitamins include legumes (pulses or beans), whole grains, potatoes, bananas, chili peppers, tempeh, nutritional yeast, brewer's yeast, and molasses. Although the yeast used to make beer results in beers being a source of B vitamins,

Anonymous B replied with this 1 week ago, 11 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #889,328

@previous (Syntax)

> U dumb as all fuck. Y U reply if you want me to stop?
>
> Now OP found this which Anon B will tell all that one should at least Try n stay on topic
>
>
Neon-green pee may look alarming, but it's usually just a sign that you're getting too much of certain vitamins - B vitamins, in particular - and that your body is flushing out the excess.

>
> And
Good sources for B vitamins include legumes (pulses or beans), whole grains, potatoes, bananas, chili peppers, tempeh, nutritional yeast, brewer's yeast, and molasses. Although the yeast used to make beer results in beers being a source of B vitamins,


What

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #889,330

@previous (B)
You're living proof that evolution can go in reverse.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #889,331

@previous (K)

> You're living proof that evolution can go in reverse.

thank you

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1 week ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #889,385

@888,939 (A)
Goldenrod?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #889,432

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

I like it. Maybe that should be my nickname.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #889,452

@889,385 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> Goldenrod?

@previous (A)

> I like it. Maybe that should be my nickname.

coincidentally I'm pretty sure goldenrod is a diuretic

Anonymous B double-posted this 1 week ago, 12 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #889,546

god dammit this made me dream that I pissed green

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #889,547

Update, dark gold.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #889,549

@previous (A)
Why are you pissing so dark?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 10 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #889,686

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

I think it's all the energy drinks.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 11 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #889,783

Bump. Goldenrod.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 1 week ago, 23 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #890,068

Bump. Champagne.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 16 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #890,075

More like cham-peein

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1 week ago, 9 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #890,295

@889,686 (A)
What brand do you drink?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #890,330

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

Monster usually.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 33 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #890,334

@previous (A)
Fags love Monster drinks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 14 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #890,407

Brownish Amber

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1 week ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #890,440

@previous (A)
Gross dude

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 days ago, 9 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #890,490

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

It stunk too.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 6 days ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #890,514

@previous (A)
Drink some water!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 days ago, 43 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #890,518

Golden, with a hint of oxydized copper.

Meta joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 21 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #890,521

Light yellow color.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 6 days ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #890,526

@890,518 (A)
Sick dude

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 days ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #890,794

Brownish amber

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 5 days ago, 27 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #890,795

@890,526 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

Why you being a hater brah

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 5 days ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #890,817

@previous (A)
I'm worried about you

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 days ago, 7 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #890,868

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

Don't worry about me, nothing bad can ever happen.

beckyderp !Memes4aSuc joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 1 day later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #891,132

this is horrible

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 days ago, 6 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #891,185

Green

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 3 days ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #891,187

I took a vitamin b tablet this morning so my pee is that neon yellow color.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 days ago, 23 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #891,515

Neon Yellow
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