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Topic: I think i just got a job as garde manger

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL started this discussion 5 days ago #74,390

Externally hosted imageI don't even know what that entails!

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 19 seconds later[^] [v] #881,770

Congrats!

tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 5 days ago, 20 seconds later, 39 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #881,771

Also

> not being in irc

how am I meant to harass you

nobody else responds to my drunk PMs for more than like 5 minutes

Syntax joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,772

Never heard that term sooooooooo
"A garde manger (French for "keeper of the food") is a cool, well-ventilated area where cold dishes (such as salads, hors d'œuvres, appetizers, canapés, pâtés and terrines) are prepared and other foods are stored under refrigeration. The person in charge of this area is known as the chef garde manger or pantry chef."

Guessing one has to taste each item before approving of handing any over

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 5 days ago, 19 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,773

Externally hosted image@881,771 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Lol sorry I'm on the move
Can't really irc on iPhone
I'm skeptical because I haven't signed anything so I'll still go to the interview tomorrow

Worst hours, night shift wed-sun, $12.5/hr plus some share of tips
W/e I need money

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) double-posted this 5 days ago, 53 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,775

@881,772 (Syntax)
Do I just stand grumpily over it and swat people's hands away with a wooden spoon when they try to get some food?

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 days ago, 19 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,776

@881,772 (Syntax)
You've never heard of a chef garde manger? The US equivalent is "cold kitchen chef" but the UK (apparently also Canada!) uses the French term still.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 5 days ago, 3 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,777

Externally hosted imageAlso holy shit this is the most ridiculous place for decor that I've ever seen

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) double-posted this 5 days ago, 22 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,778

Externally hosted image@881,776 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I haven't really worked in kitchens besides one soup kitchen that doesn't have that

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) triple-posted this 5 days ago, 33 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,779

Also they don't say chef garde manger here, just gard manger
Perhaps I am meant to hold the food?

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 days ago, 16 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,780

Externally hosted image@881,773 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
oh ok, no worries! I'll just call you :^)

Nah but good luck with the interview!

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 5 days ago, 9 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,781

Externally hosted imageAt least I'm not dishwashing!

Syntax replied with this 5 days ago, 7 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,782

Externally hosted image@881,775 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Expect to earn on average between $9 and $15 per hour as an entry level pantry chef.*
With experience and education, top Chef Garde Mangers can climb the salary ladder to a level that is on par with other specialty chefs.'''

(Edited 32 seconds later.)

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 5 days ago, 24 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,783

@881,780 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
thx :') should go ok? maybe I could do both jobs and make bank without burning out idk

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 days ago, 3 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,784

Externally hosted image@881,778 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I worked in a kitchen really briefly, but most good places either have a garde manger or they sort of roll that responsibility in with the commis chefs (afaik, i could be completely wrong)

(Edited 21 seconds later.)

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 5 days ago, 42 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,785

@881,782 (Syntax)
$12.5/hr plus I think 2% of tips

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) double-posted this 5 days ago, 49 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,786

Externally hosted image@881,784 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Yeah, it's just that the kitchen I was hanging out at is a totally différent style to any kind of restaurant kitchen ever

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 days ago, 5 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,787

@881,783 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
yeah I bet it'll go well!

!faggot joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 1 second later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,788

@881,773 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Whoops, that's almost $8 dph American.

misterbones joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 38 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,789

congrats congrats

Syntax replied with this 5 days ago, 0 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,790

Externally hosted image@881,788 (!faggot)
Canuck dollars give one more bang for the buck

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 days ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,791

@881,786 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Ah alright. I guess the interview is the best place to ask what exactly the role will entail etc., unless you're intending on blagging it :)

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 5 days ago, 6 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,792

@881,789 (misterbones)
Thx bb

@881,788 (!faggot)
can go far enough if you know how
My rent is only $195 all included (even internet) so its not bad
I'm only doing this til June lol

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) double-posted this 5 days ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,793

@881,791 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Oh haha sorry
The interview is for a different place
This place told me to just show up for a training shift Monday
Also thanks for the tip earlier they asked me how much I wanted to be paid too

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 days ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,796

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
ohh lol, my bad, didn't realise it was multiple places! That's awesome

And np :^)

misterbones replied with this 5 days ago, 4 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,797

@881,793 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> Also thanks for the tip earlier they asked me how much I wanted to be paid too

What did you say?

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 days ago, 4 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,800

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)

This is a happy thread. Happy replies only. Thanks.

(Edited 2 hours later.)

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 5 days ago, 32 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,809

@881,797 (misterbones)
asked how much they usually pay for that position

ok a garde manger does stuff like make salad, fruit salad, canapes....

misterbones replied with this 5 days ago, 4 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,812

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
proud of you

Syntax replied with this 5 days ago, 28 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,813

Externally hosted image@881,809 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Betting Manager because you do it all and have to manage yourself
Range of images on web is indeed Exciting photos

Also a range of books available

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 5 days ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #881,828

@previous (Syntax)
not manager
manger
the title is garde manger, as in french for like... keep the pantry. pantry keeper.

@881,812 (misterbones)
:') thanks bean <3

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 days ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #881,829

@881,809 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
i'm glad you asked them! I still reckon they only ask because they hope you might suggest an amount lower than what's in their head at the time

it's a conspiracy, lass

Syntax replied with this 5 days ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #881,831

Externally hosted image@881,828 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yea my Dyslexia kicked in there.
I Had a huge breakfast yet after view of photos now need a snack

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #881,850

@881,772 (Syntax)
Thanks, (((Google)))!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 29 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #881,854

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)

> Thanks, (((Google)))!

Syntax is an expert in all things that he can Google, read the Wikipedia article about, and find a stock photo of.

Syntax replied with this 5 days ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #881,855

@previous (G)
Syntax is willing to do research as simple as a few clicks or use a high tech app to read or rite in a foreign language and not waste 25 years in school learning a language no one gives a fuck about.

Anonymous G replied with this 5 days ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #881,893

@previous (Syntax)
Umm, 3rd person much?

Anonymous G double-posted this 5 days ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #881,894

@881,855 (Syntax)
Also, by high tech app do you mean Google translate? Lol!

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 4 days ago, 14 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #881,980

Externally hosted imageThat was the weirdest interview
She told me not to take a leave of absence from school and by way of that told me about her son who found his girlfriend after 3 of her 4 suicide attempts and the girl ruined her sons life
Also how the owner gave her his own parking spot and a bouquet of flowers

Syntax replied with this 4 days ago, 8 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #881,982

@881,894 (G)
https://www.ibm.com/developerworks/cloud/library/cl-add-language-translation-to-your-apps-with-watson-app/index.html
https://uncubed.com/daily/best-translation-apps-for-travel-in-2017/

Google is cool2

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Indeed that is very very weird - Do you appear to resemble the girlfriend perhaps - dang
So do you think you will get a call back?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #881,983

@881,980 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I'm confused, what part of that did you think was weird?

Syntax replied with this 4 days ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #881,984

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Could B
> and the girl ruined her sons life

HR person somehow thinks the fate of her son is to date chili dog in future

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 4 days ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #881,985

@881,982 (Syntax)
well she just asked me for references, i said i need to gather them and will get them to her ASAP
she said she'll decide by friday or monday
and i mean either way i have that other job already set

Syntax replied with this 4 days ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #881,986

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Work on the references will pay off for future. Having resume updated is good.
If you mean by other job the one where you are digging in dirt for relics which are dusty and not edible - PICS on web of garde cuisine appears to have extra benefits

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 4 days ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #881,987

@previous (Syntax)
no i mean the garde-manger job
they're desperately understaffed. didn't interview me really, just went over my resume and told me to come in for a training shift on monday
and that was that

yeah it'll be good to have references sorted, just never been asked for them before

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 4 days ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #882,000

Externally hosted image@881,980 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
wtf lol

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #882,008

Externally hosted image@881,985 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> well she just asked me for references
Ooh! Use Becky!

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 4 days ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #882,010

Externally hosted image@previous (I)
i'd use becky iykwim

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 4 days ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #882,016

@882,000 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
lol right

@882,008 (I)
It's cool I have real ones! And people willing to be fake ones but I don't need them

Anonymous I replied with this 4 days ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #882,057

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Are you saying Becky isn't real?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 4 days ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #882,063

@previous (I)
...maybe
don't tell on me plz

Anonymous D replied with this 4 days ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #882,065

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