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Topic: If you do not print on a Brother® HL-L2315DW Monochrome Laser Printer in your home office...

Meta started this discussion 6 days ago #74,376

You might as well have an autistic kid write your documents out in Crayola. Thanks.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 31 seconds later[^] [v] #881,617

> monochrome
Upgrade to Color™.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 16 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,627

@OPauper
Whyfore can't you afford an Lexmark™ X954DHE, praytell?

Meta (OP) replied with this 6 days ago, 16 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,630

@881,617 (B)
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Old money appreciates the lower total cost of ownership of monochrome. Color is gauche.

Thanks.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 5 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,632

@previous (Meta)
One day you may upgrade to Sister® SES113B. Printer comes with the ever useful Autoclave.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 10 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,635

> You might as well have an autistic kid write your documents out in Crayola.

I pay that autistic kid well. Don't go around shaming people for being job creators while you are replacing real human labor with robots.

Meta (OP) replied with this 6 days ago, 42 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #881,662

@881,630 (Meta)
The Brother's fuser gets up to 800 degrees which is enough to kill bacteria and give documents the warmth and smell of fresh warm copies.

@previous (E)
I was charging mine for the privilege so it evens out, as far as GDP goes.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #881,665

@previous (Meta)
Are you sure
> give documents the warmth and smell of fresh warm copies.
Maybe the warmth and smell of a fresh corpse.

Meta (OP) replied with this 6 days ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #881,669

@previous (F)
I was born just late enough to catch the tail end of mimeographs in kindergarten-first grade. Those smelled amazing.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 days ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #881,671

@previous (Meta)
That weird ink sure was messy.
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