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Topic: They call it kosher salt because Jews would use it to "kosher" meat and get all the blood out.

Meta started this discussion 1 week ago #74,328

But if you think about it there's still a lot of blood left inside the meat, like in the capillaries and stuff.

God really didn't think this one through.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #881,124

My dick is kosher.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,128

Prohibition of Eating Blood Leviticus 17:12, 14.

1. The blood of cattle, beasts, and fowl, whether of a clean or an unclean species, is forbidden, as it is written, “Therefore I said unto the children of Israel: No soul of you shall eat blood… Ye shall not eat the blood of any flesh… Whosoever eateth it shall be cut off”

Says nothing about going down on a gal during her period - Except dem Jews prohibited that in some other crummy bible passage

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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 6 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,135

> God really didn't think this one through.

This trope is a recurring theme in the plot of three major world religions. You see it pop up in scripture a lot.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 6 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #881,143

@881,128 (C)
Thanks, (((Google)))!

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #881,181

But wouldn't any salt do this just as much as 'kosher' salt??
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