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Topic: Pacific island holiday blog

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 week ago #74,131

So far: it's grate.
I'll try to find a place with decent 4g and upload pics.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #879,725

Maybe a smaller file size will work

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #879,726

That's the view from the house. It takes 30 mins to drive around the island, so I am going to explore for a bit before I find a pub or go for a swim or something

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #879,727

You’re not on any Pacific Island, Matt. Stop lying.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 33 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #879,731

Don't get a tropical disease.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #879,768

@879,727 (B)
Matt probably isn't on a Pacific island, yes.
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I need to be aware of falling coconuts

Big Daddy Derek !Q3nn6KgaNA replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #879,771

@previous (A)
Stop talking about yourself in the third person, Matt.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #879,772

@879,768 (A)
Turns out that palm trees are really into teabagging.

Big Daddy Derek !Q3nn6KgaNA replied with this 1 week ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #879,773

@previous (D)
Stop talking to yourself, Matt.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #879,774

OP if you really were abroad. And, seeing that you have time to promptly reply to each individual post, why the fuck are you wasting your time on minichan? What a loser!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #879,827

@previous (E)
Ok bud. I've just been out kayaking and snorkeling in the lagoon. Going out with friends for dinner and drinks soon. Consider yourself updated, and upset. Thanks

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #879,828

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #879,833

@previous (A)
lookin pleasant

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #879,881

@previous (F)
Yeah it's nice.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #879,882

Ika mata, calamari, passion fruit margaritas, and some rum and ginger cocktails. Off to another friends resort to finish off the night. Thanks

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 1 week ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #880,200

I've been snorkeling again, turns out my underwater camera is shit and doesn't work. I'll try to find one on the island. Booked a 4x4 buggy tour for next week.

Going to find out about the night time paddle boards with LED lights. Watched them go out to the nearby island for a fire dancing show last night. It looks cool as hell.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #880,201

@previous (A)
By now you should have hooked up with a girl or two.
Forget about drilling a hole in a coconut.

Anonymous D replied with this 1 week ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #880,207

@879,882 (A)
Upgrade to calamari margaritas.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #880,289

@880,201 (G)
I danced with a couple of Dutch girls who were out of my league, but that's about it. This island is definitely not a party island, there's lots of folks here with their kids and retirees everywhere. It sure as shit doesn't go off on weeknights.

@previous (D)
*Calamargaritas

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 37 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #880,292

Enjoy it while you can because low lying islands like that will be the first to disappear when the seas rise too high due to climate change

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 11 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #880,401

It's low tide, might walk across to those little islands and swim back later. I also have an underwater camera now, hopefully that works so I can take photos of fish and shit like that.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 week ago, 30 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #880,408

@previous (A)
> swim back later
Enjoy your shark attack.

Anonymous F replied with this 1 week ago, 48 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #880,418

@880,401 (A)
post some underwater pics

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 22 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #880,429

@previous (F)

> post some underwater pics

Yes Yes Please.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #880,560

@880,408 (B)
No sharks in the lagoon bud. And at high tide you could walk across to the island with the water at chest height.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #880,561

@880,418 (F)
@880,429 (I)
Turns out I'm a bit shit at underwater photos

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 1 week ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #880,562

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 1 week ago, 43 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #880,563

Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #880,564

I took a bunch of vids anyway. Not really many photos. I'll try and get some better shit over the next few days

Anonymous A (OP) sextuple-posted this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #880,565

I tried to get a cool half underwater half island shot but it didn't work. I tried half a dozen shots and got either island or murky water.

Anonymous A (OP) septuple-posted this 1 week ago, 18 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #880,803

It's birthday party night tonight. The reason 20+ of us are here. The guys have done a brewery tour, and the girls have had massages and shit and come back from shopping with Hawaiian shirts for the lads.

Hawaiian shirts will be our official party-shirt™ for the night. I'm also rocking a large straw hat that I have shaped cowboy style and have some Rarotongan wayfarers. Shorts and jandals are standard issue island wear. Thanks

Anonymous F replied with this 1 week ago, 19 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #881,111

@previous (A)
what are jandals

@880,562 (A)
underwater shots are hard even with a fancy camera but cool starfish

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 10 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #881,344

@previous (F)
Flip flops

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #881,345

Hoping for a coconut malfunction. Good touristy type of dance show tonight

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #881,347

Fire dancing and shit

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 6 days ago, 16 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #881,625

Glass bottomed lagoon boat took us out for a snorkel and lunch, a coconut tree climb and show. Singing and dancing all day. Fucking grate

Anonymous F replied with this 6 days ago, 37 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #881,636

@previous (A)
what's the funnest drink you've had
what's the best food ya ate

Anonymous F double-posted this 6 days ago, 15 seconds later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #881,637

@881,344 (A)
why jandals

Japanese sandals?

(Edited 43 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 days ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #881,680

@881,636 (F)
A Malibu cocktail from a fresh coconut with a hole in the top, and used that as a vessel for the rest of the night. And the Ika mata, raw yellow fin tuna with lime juice and coconut cream.
@previous (F)
I dunno, just what we call them

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 5 days ago, 19 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #881,846

Haven't done shit so far today. Nice easy day, going to go to a friend's resort and get boozed later this afternoon.
I went to town and bought a black pearl for my mum. Black pearls are only from Rarotonga and Tahiti apparently, there's about a dozen pearl shops on the island, and I think they are from fresh water clams or something. Most of them are pricey, around $2000+ this was $150

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 2 days ago, 3 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #882,675

Oh yeah.
Went for an off-road mud buggy through a huge abandoned mafia resort. We went and washed up at the waterfall afterwards, played 10 golf shots to win our cost back, were taken for lunch, and then drove the "road legal" buggys back.

Really lucked out at the waterfall. Got warned about visiting the mosquito water dribble, but it was a great waterfall and swimming hole that must have just refilled overnight and the mozzies hadn't hatched, I guess.

Then the next day I flew home in the afternoon and arrived last night, which was tommorow at the time because date lines.

No photos of the waterfall. I took my friends son in the buggy, and he used my underwater camera for some blurry, muddy vids.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 35 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #882,681

just looking at the cook islands on google maps makes my palms sweat from how much water is around

Anonymous D replied with this 2 days ago, 8 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #882,683

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Do you get that "hundreds of kilometers from fucking anything" anxiety?
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