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Topic: If you are not, next Monday, driving to Houston to purchase a Rolls™ Royce™ 2019™ Phantom™..

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 weeks ago #73,708

...then I genuinely look down upon you.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #876,489

will you be driving with wild abandon, as did the free-spirited Toad of Toad Hall?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #876,490

@OP
Be sure to pick up some Grey Poupon to hand out in traffic.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 50 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #876,491

Why the fuck would you buy a new Rolls Royce? If you were actually wealthy you would own and maintain an older, more classic one.

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #876,493

@previous (D)
Svet detected.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #876,496

I pity anyone whom has to be in Houston. I hope you have a clear backpack and an open carry permit!

Gerblis !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #876,497

@876,493 (E)
Incorrect but I would like to add... Matt, if this is true please stop blowing your mother's inheritance.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,499

@previous (Gerblis !jzYkdX7lIw)
He didn't get a 2 mil inheritance as he claimed. Maybe 1 or 200,000 from his dads fraudulent scams.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,518

@OP
You’re driving to Houston, not flying? You’re not having the car delivered to you?

Come up with a better lie, boy.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,526

Fabulously rich people don't buy their own things thanks.

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,535

Whatever. I will be cruising in my Rolls while you losers putt around in your Ford Fiestae.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 13 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,536

Everyone's still going to know that you're a broke loser, Matt. Hopefully, your punk ass gets robbed at gunpoint for it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,537

@previous (K)
> Rolls Royce
> $2.3 million
> broke

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,538

Ford Fistula

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,539

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
McHaha

Anonymous H replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,540

@876,537 (A)


> > $2.3 million


You wish

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 16 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,543

@previous (H)
No, you, in fact, wish.

Anonymous H replied with this 3 weeks ago, 39 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,545

@previous (A)
You're right.... I do wish I had 2.3 mil. But unlike you, I'm not going to lie to everyone and say I have it.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 weeks ago, 18 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,548

Are you worried that you Phantom® will draw the attention of ghost hunters who will investigate?

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 55 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,549

@876,535 (A)
Pics or it never happened, Fatass.

Depressionman !iAYoMftFR2 (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 27 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,554

@876,548 (C)
Yes!

Depressionman !iAYoMftFR2 (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 21 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,555

@876,549 (L)
Ordering it custom made Monday, pics to come when it arrives!

Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2 (OP) triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,575

I am thinking I want the exterior to be British green, and the intererior tan. What do you think, fora?

Anonymous I replied with this 3 weeks ago, 9 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,577

@previous (Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2)

> intererior

Anonymous C replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,599

@previous (I)
Obviously, he was dictating the post into his phone in a mix of Middle Egyptian and Koine Greek and the speech-to-text translator wasn't working properly.

Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2 (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 8 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,602

@previous (C)
Correct.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 12 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,603

@previous (Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2)
> Koine
Pleb

Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2 (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,604

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Ha! That is actually a pithy, funny line!

🦊 joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,618

man what a coincidence that i'm doing exactly that
good thing i don't have to feel bad otherwise now

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 21 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,619

I put my Pontiac G6 through the car wash with Rain-X.

Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2 (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #876,620

@previous (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)
Rain-X is a bad idea on the front windshield. The inside will get all slimy and smeary, and it will never come off.

Anonymous I replied with this 6 days ago, 2 weeks later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #881,567

Is this schtick dead?

Meta joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #881,569

@previous (I)
You know if he really bought one he'd show it off on Youtube and post 100 photos.
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