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Topic: I'm 5'8" and ready to date...

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 months ago #71,785

Where the bitches at, tho?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #861,689

Your moms laying in my bed.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #861,690

@previous (B)
Then it's only fair that your mom is in mine. What's her number?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 5 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #861,691

5'8''
Maybe high heels will help?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 9 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #861,693

@previous (C)
I'm not a tranny faggot like you, so no.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 3 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #861,695

@previous (A)
Why are you so short?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 16 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #861,698

@previous (D)
So that I can eat your mom's pussy without crouching.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 months ago, 4 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #861,699

@previous (A)
Moms been dead 6 years.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #861,701

@previous (D)
The more bony the vagina, the better.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,710

Bump. I am single and ready to mingle.

(Edited 33 seconds later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,711

My name is Buck.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,712

@previous (E)
Asl?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,714

@861,710 (A)
Would you like to take me to my prom?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,720

@previous (F)
Although I appreciate the offer... No.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,722

@previous (A)
She is too much of a woman for you.
You must be ashamed of your smaller than normal sized penis.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 20 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,726

@previous (G)

> She is too much of a woman for you.
No, dummy. I just don't like fat chicks.
> You must be ashamed of your smaller than normal sized penis.
I'm packing down there, bro. Not sure why my size concerns you unless you're a female.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,785

@861,720 (A)
that neck though

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,788

@861,726 (A)
If the opportunity came up, would you be okay with an overweight but not obese girl?

Anonymous H replied with this 3 months ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,794

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
chubby is ok
but a lot of women call themselves chubby while they're really obese

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 3 months ago, 20 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,796

@previous (H)
Agreed. But I need ops stance on this

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,799

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
why does it matter

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 3 months ago, 56 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,800

@previous (J)
Because as a manlet he has less options than normal men

Anonymous J replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,802

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
i meant to you

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,803

@previous (J)
I'm bored

Anonymous E replied with this 3 months ago, 26 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,807

@861,800 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
> manlet

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 21 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,813

@861,788 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
No, I don't want to date you. Your being chubby is a type of fat. Go hit on Bert or something you fat slut.

Dachan-da joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 13 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,815

@861,800 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
lol how tall are you

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 13 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,816

@861,813 (A)
lol. bert will take anything he can get his lil wiener on

Anonymous B replied with this 3 months ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,818

@previous (L)
Bert likes to refer to his penis as a "peener". That makes it sound small.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 45 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,824

I'm 5'8"
Ready to date
It's too late
I'm about to masturbate

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 months ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,826

These fat sluts can hate
But their rate is irrelevant
They can go on a date with my mate
But he already ate

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 3 months ago, 20 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,829

@861,813 (A)
I'm not hitting on you, little sprout

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 3 months ago, 19 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,830

@861,815 (Dachan-da)
5"5'

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,831

> 5"5'
Hobbit ass bitch got the nerve to call me a little sprout. 😂😂💀

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,832

@previous (A)
Height in women isn't important. Height on men is very important.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,833

I am exactly the average height for women. You are two inches shorter than average.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,837

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Yeah, 'cause you're manly. Most women I've seen over 5'4" have manly features. Get rekt, fat manly looking skank!

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,839

@previous (A)
First I'm too short, now I'm too tall. Face the facts, kiddo

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 3 months ago, 38 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,840

You will never steal my virgintity

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,841

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
You're a virgin?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,842

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
You would be a virgin too(which you likely are) if you were 5'5", 550lbs.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 3 months ago, 43 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,843

@861,841 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
If a woman fucks a man and she finds out afterwards that he wearing lifts, it is rape! So my virginitity is intact.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 3 months ago, 23 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,844

@861,842 (A)
I am 455. Thanks

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 triple-posted this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,846

Carry pocket sand in case a gnome tries to wedge his way into your décolletage

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,848

@861,842 (A)
@861,843 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
This thread is making my migraine worse.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,849

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
I'm sorry I love you

Dachan-da replied with this 3 months ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,851

@861,846 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
pocket sand

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 3 months ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,852

@861,849 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
I'm worried a lot of the posters here have been replaced with androids trying to trick me into thinking they are old posters. I love you too real Kook/possible Android Kook.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,854

Big things come in small packages.
Of course if you're a fat desperate ho,
you'd never kno

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,858

@previous (A)
At 5'8" you will be passed over by most women for being too short. Even fatties don't want short dudes

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 3 months ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,862

@861,854 (A)
You can't even get a fat chick, lil pinto bean

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 3 months ago, 41 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,864

@861,852 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
I am not a bot

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,865

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 35 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,866

@861,858 (N)
Easy for you to say as that is from your experience not being attractive and all. I've had women much taller than me and fat chicks are always flirting with my ass.@861,858 (N)

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,867

@previous (A)
Okay sweetie

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 13 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,871

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Sweetie? Quit flirting at me. Didn't even respond to you. I'm not a cake or any delicacy you stubby cunt.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 3 months ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,874

@previous (A)
Ok cupcake

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,926

I am a proud manlet. Also, I love women taller than me. I may have seem triggered in earlier posts. I was not. I actually want to be shorter because more women would be taller than me. #ManletPower

Anonymous E replied with this 3 months ago, 45 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,936

@861,833 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
You are aware that people shrink in their golden years...are you not..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 42 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,942

Only "person" offended is Bert. I must admit, I was insecure with my height when I was a yung boi but I was in an elevator with a women's basketball team in a hotel I worked for and got one of their numbers. From that day on, I couldn’t care less of being a manlet, for I was scoring with a chick damn near a foot taller than me.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 3 months ago, 41 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #861,944

@861,936 (E)
Yes I am aware of that

Anonymous K replied with this 3 months ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #862,228

@861,926 (A)
you're really weird!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #862,232

@previous (K)
I don't care. I stopped caring what people think when I stoically accepted that I am, in fact, a manlet. Thanks.

Anonymous K replied with this 3 months ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #862,235

@previous (A)
5'8" is pretty average!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #862,260

@previous (K)
Hey, if you say so.
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