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Topic: Why can't you afford a better shtick?

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 weeks ago #71,644

BDD, I can afford whatever I want. Thanks.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #860,312

which phone did you buy them?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #860,313

Looks like there is an error with your account. Better take a screen shot and brag about it being real

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #860,317

@previous (C)
No error. I earned each cent. Thanks.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 8 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #860,323

@previous (A)
Like that is a nice balance EXCEPT4

The Bank is making money on you and YOU Yes U are loosing Money every second minute day week month year by having such a balance in a bank account

Anonymous B replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #860,324

Externally hosted image@previous (Syntax)
implying he hasnt got 250k in gold stashed in his mattress

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 14 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #860,331

@OPauper
Why can't you afford anything that costs more than $101,399.21, praytell?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 42 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #860,351

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
I can. I would just have to do like thirty seconds of work.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #860,356

Wow, you're rich.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 2 weeks ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #860,360

@860,351 (A)
Why do you only earn $1.20 per hour?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,375

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Where are you getting that number? I can double the amount in my bank account in about 30 seconds.

That's $12m per hour.

Anonymous F replied with this 2 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,379

@previous (A)
Can I have beer money? It's okay if you say no.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,380

@860,375 (A)
You stated that it would take you 30 seconds of work to be able to afford to spend more than $101,399.21. $101,399.22 is more than $101,399.21, therefore you earn, by your own admission, in fact, $1.20 per hour. Thanks.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 26 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,381

@860,375 (A)
Yea...sure you can.

Cool story bro.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 weeks ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,385

@860,380 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
math checks out

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,416

@860,380 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
@previous (B)
Moras.

@860,381 (G)
Oh no, you mean an angry anon doesn't believe me?? I am many things but not a liar. I'm telling the truth and I don't care if you don't believe me.

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

Dachan-da joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,417

@860,375 (A)
can I have um
Oh yeah this bracelet it's like 70 bucks buy me that Daddy

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,421

@860,379 (F)

> Can I have beer money? It's okay if you say no.

@previous (Dachan-da)

> can I have um
> Oh yeah this bracelet it's like 70 bucks buy me that Daddy

I will give beer / bracelet money in exchange for Dox. There's no way to give you money without 'em.

Dachan-da replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,427

@previous (A)
u can have my street address and full name if u want Daddy!!!!!!

Anonymous B replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 second later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,428

@860,421 (A)
bitcoins

Anonymous F replied with this 2 weeks ago, 47 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,430

@860,421 (A)
My Paypal is [email protected]
Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,434

@previous (F)
That will give you *my* Dox though...

Dachan-da replied with this 2 weeks ago, 41 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,436

@previous (A)
let's just all get venmo
it will benefit everyone

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 18 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,437

@860,428 (B)
I don't see any bitcoin addresses posted ITT.

Anonymous F replied with this 2 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,448

@860,434 (A)
I don't want your dox. I want your beer money. Lol.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 2 weeks ago, 35 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,449

@860,416 (A)
Methinks @OPenis doth protest too much!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 18 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,451

@860,448 (F)
get venmo it sounds like it might be anonymous

Anonymous H replied with this 2 weeks ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,461

@previous (A)
@puaru me

Anonymous F replied with this 2 weeks ago, 25 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,486

@860,451 (A)
Alright, my account is ready. The email is the same as my Paypal.
Thanks.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 weeks ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,488

WILL OP DELIVER?

Dachan-da replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,490

@previous (B)
let's wait and see

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,548

@860,486 (F)
you sure its the same? i cant find you.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,550

@previous (A)
the plot thickens

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 2 weeks ago, 15 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,558

@860,548 (A)
I am sure. It's a new account, so maybe that's why.

Dachan-da replied with this 2 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,562

@860,548 (A)
did u find me
come on

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,568

@860,421 (A)
Untrue! You can use interac e transfer with just an email address or phone number
Doesn't even have to belong to the recipient

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 55 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,569

@860,558 (F)
give me your phone number, i cant find you using email.

@860,562 (Dachan-da)
You never posted info

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 49 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,570

@860,568 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
We're using Venmo if I can ever find these fuckers on there.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,571

@previous (A)
Lol cute

Anonymous F replied with this 2 weeks ago, 29 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,582

@860,569 (A)
I can't do that. If you type
Arthur-Taylor-1
you should find me.
Thanks.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 weeks ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,597

bump

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,600

Alles wat je wil is rijk zijn (saaf!)
De hele mannetje in je wijk zijn (saaf!)
Hele dure waggie want die rijdt fijn (saaf!)
Je draagt dure merk en die meid kijkt (saaf!)
Je wil saaf saaf saaf saaf saaf saaf saaf saaf
Alles draait om saaf, we zijn slaaf van die saaf Iwa!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,602

@860,582 (F)
> Found 0 people matching "Arthur-Taylor-1"

i found a taylor arthur though is that you?

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 2 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,616

@previous (A)
That is not me. You'll see a Minichan photo as my picture if it's me.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,618

@previous (F)
their search is broken as fuck, i can use the direct url just fine apparently. So you wanted, like, beer money?

Anonymous B replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,623

@previous (A)
> heroin

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,625

@860,616 (F)
you probably just got my dox lol, enjoy the beer.

Anonymous F replied with this 2 weeks ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,634

@OP delivered! Thanks so much!

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 26 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,635

@860,437 (A)

1KNLMACWhJ6ZUVVUKAijVZJdtmTMnzEiUE


I'm raising money for an ounce of sweet marijuana, all donations gratefully accepted.

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,637

@860,634 (F)
op actually delivered
enjoy your shot of dope

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,643

@860,323 (Syntax)
I don't keep more than 250k in one account, but the money is only at bank for a short while, while I arrange to have it put elsewhere.

Anonymous F replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 second later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,644

@860,637 (B)
If I wanted dope, I would've asked for much more, you jelly bastard. I'm gonna buy some beers.

Dachan-da replied with this 2 weeks ago, 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,648

@860,569 (A)
@puaru
sorry I dropped my name
dang it

Dachan-da double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,649

@860,570 (A)
name is jin bu
ive only ever used venmo once but I've had it forever did you just get it

Anonymous B replied with this 2 weeks ago, 21 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,653

@860,644 (F)
enjoy your beer

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 22 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,721

@860,649 (Dachan-da)
okay you got it bud, but i changed my dox to fake ones since venmo doesnt care.

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

Dachan-da replied with this 2 weeks ago, 19 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,731

@previous (A)
hahaha holy cow! now I have to be nice to everyone for eternity. thanks?!?! thanks!

Dachan-da double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 29 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #860,732

@860,644 (F)
cheers!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous K replied with this 2 weeks ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #861,164

@860,437 (A)

Bump. Please help a poor marijuana toker buy some bubblegum blazer on darknet markets.

Anonymous F replied with this 1 week ago, 3 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #862,446

Couldn't get it out of my account, so I gave to some random person on Venmo. Lol.
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