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Topic: An update on Fake anon and his mostly-gay sex worker communist half-Jewish roommate

beckyderp !LiptondPyg started this discussion 1 month ago #70,701

<fake_anon> Also so I was talking to roommate
<fake_anon> And I asked about like
<fake_anon> Why she was sleeping with me
<becky> oh god, here we go
<r04r> lol
<fake_anon> And she was like well I felt like you weren't a risk because it seemed like you hadn't been with many partners
<becky> lol fuck
<fake_anon> And I was like uhhh
<r04r> lol
<fake_anon> I guess that means I literally have no idea what I'm doing
<fake_anon> Can I borrow $20
<becky> post this on minichan
<tteh> lol
<fake_anon> Minnie why do I exude virginity even after not being one?
<Minnie> a variety of reasons.

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

beckyderp !LiptondPyg (OP) double-posted this 1 month ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #852,464

<fake_anon> Also we were talking and she was like
<fake_anon> "I'm mostly gay"
<fake_anon> ???
<fake_anon> But you try to sleep with me literally every night
<fake_anon> Not that I'm complaining
<fake_anon> But like...I don't understand what's going on

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #852,465

I thought she was half-Jewish?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #852,466

Half-Jewish.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 1 month ago, 13 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #852,467

@852,465 (B)
Thank you.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 month ago, 21 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #852,468

@852,466 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Thanks for clearing that up.

beckyderp !LiptondPyg (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 47 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #852,469

@852,465 (B)
@852,466 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Corrected, thanks.

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #852,471

Living the dream.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #852,472

> <fake_anon> And I asked about like
> <fake_anon> Why she was sleeping with me

Lol never do this

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 30 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #852,475

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It’s not a scary question unless you live a debased lifestyle. Ugh.

Anonymous F double-posted this 1 month ago, 33 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #852,476

@852,467 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You should have her grade your improvement over time. It would be very Jewish and a good draad.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 month ago, 5 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #852,479

@852,472 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I was just trying to figure out why she agreed to sleep with repeatedly and then let move in a man whom she had known for less than a week. I need questions answered thanks, it wasn't like a "I'm such a loser why are you fucking me?" pity question or anything like that.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 1 month ago, 44 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #852,480

@852,476 (F)
I may do that if it makes sense to. Thanks you.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #852,483

@852,479 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Are you awkward in person? Any nervous twitches? Do you struggle with eye contact?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 month ago, 7 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #852,485

@previous (G)
Yes. No I just become really quiet and withdrawn if I feel awkward of out of place. I used to struggle with eye contact but I force myself to make eye contact during every conversation.

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #852,492

@852,479 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Because sex is fun pastime

The sex and the moving in is not related

Stop thinking with your dick

squeegee joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #852,504

ok, so, like if she's a for real sex worker then she's very likely to have some emotional, possibly even personality type disorders. she's using you for something, probably trying to exert some control over her sex life without really knowing it. she doesn't get really any control over who she fucks or what they do, but with you she gets to choose, you probably don't initiate things leaving her in charge, and she likely finds you attractive. she's already told you she finds you desirable in that you're "clean" but by that she probably mostly means you're not a disgusting pig-man smelling vaguely of sour milk. you're a nice good looking young respectable man, and she digs it, even if she's mostly gay.

hookers need emotional support and all that too, but haven't the foggiest idea how to go about that healthfully. in this instance you probably are a very healthy choice for intimacy, and you probably reciprocate in a way that she needs.

i think it's cute that you both need each other for emotional and physical support. you're giving each other what you both need, and that's sweet.

and you could totally hook up a threeway, probably any variation too. any

Syntax joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #852,508

Damn so she is 1/2 Jewish and mostly Gay. I am sure to think of stuff 2Say about this after my cup of Triple Espresso


@previous (squeegee)
> and you could totally hook up a threeway, probably any variation too. any

Thing is his Roommate is charging cold hard cash and that 3Way might be a problem cause she wood probably want to include Fake anon some fee

squeegee replied with this 1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #852,509

@previous (Syntax)
if fake anon can manage to work out how to somehow get paid in all this then the student will truly have become the master

Syntax replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #852,510

@previous (squeegee)
She is a businesswoman and he by education is a Philosopher. Given his most recent conversion from Virgin to Not - I suspect he is the one at the business disadvantage.

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew replied with this 1 month ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #852,515

I can already see the girl suggesting threesomes to fake anon. But the plot twist being, the third person is being charged double the normal rate, and the prostitute taking it all.

Fake anon gets pimped, and the only thing he gets to keep is the herpes.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #852,516

@previous (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)
You jelly.
Where you live herpes is about as exciting as it gets.

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew replied with this 1 month ago, 53 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #852,518

@previous (K)
STDs arent Pokemon dude, no need to catch them all...

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #852,519

This week on “Worker’s Paradise”...

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 month ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #852,523

@852,492 (H)
They interviewed several people, only slept with one (me) as far as I know, and I ended up moving in so they were definitely related a little bit.
@852,504 (squeegee)
Thanks squeegee, that sort of explains some things about her. She definitely has some issues but she's not a bad person which is the most important thing imo.
@852,509 (squeegee)
God willing that will happen.

dw skg llc ltd co inc joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #852,536

@852,466 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
no shit you don't understand what's going on lol
it's casual sex, have it, don't question it and don't flipping fall for her mark you dumbass

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 month ago, 28 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #852,567

@previous (dw skg llc ltd co inc)
I'm not falling for her, we are not remotely compatible and she doesn't do monogamy. I just like sleeping with her. Thanks.

theorng replied with this 1 month ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #852,579

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I know you're not!!! just . . . Do it! Nike!

theorng double-posted this 1 month ago, 19 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #852,581

@852,567 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
proud a you

$anta joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #852,591

She wants a man's security. Fake anon can or cannot provide. Probably marry and have babies, and sign the contract in blood.money.

theorng replied with this 1 month ago, 19 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #852,595

@previous ($anta)

> She wants a man's security. Fake anon can or cannot provide. Probably marry and have babies, and sign the contract in blood.money.

Yeah most likely scenario totally

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 month ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #852,971

Update. So we fucked last night and then at the end of it she was in my arms finishing up watching a TV show and she used the f-word. She said basically, remember how this relationship was only going to work if no one developed feelings for anyone. And I said yeah I remember. And she said, well what if someone did develop feelings for the other person, how would that work? And I said well obviously that complicates things; it's possible it could work, people who date do sometimes live together, but usually that's after a year or two of dating to make sure you're really compatible with the other person and you know them well. She asked if I had any feelings for her and I said no, I find it hard to develop feelings for someone who will not be monogamous because that's a deal breaker in any serious romantic relationship, and you really like being polyamorous which is fine, I don't care who you sleep with, but I will not date someone who can't commit to only sleeping with one person. Then I asked her if she had feelings for me (because she brought it up and I was afraid of the answer) and she said kind of, but only because she gets attached to anyone she repeatedly sleeps with. Then I was gonna go back to my bed and finally sleep a full night in my own bed, but she asked me to instead fall asleep in her bed with her so I did.

What do?

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #852,972

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
you are not


E N L I G H T E N E D

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 month ago, 0 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #852,973

Also maybe sort of tangentially related. We were on the subway heading to a mall to finish buying things we need for the apartment. She out of the blue asks me how many partners I've been with. I say, look I don't really want to talk about that. She goes, is it more than five? I say no. She asks, is it more than two? I meant to say "I'm not getting more specific, sorry." But instead I just said "No.". Then she looks at me kinda funny and I immediately say "yes" to like obfuscate the truth. She eventually asks, "wait am I the first person you've ever slept with?" And I say "yes." So she knows I was a virgin too and our first time was my first time.

#minitwitter

Anonymous F replied with this 1 month ago, 31 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #852,974

@852,971 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
She likes you sweetie.

Also this read as a mark fanfic dial back your whiny ineptitude xoxo.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #852,975

@852,971 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Oh.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #852,976

@852,974 (F)
Whiny ineptitude is a defining feature of my life. If I dial it down I am not being honest to myself, or my readers, thanks.

(Edited 56 seconds later.)

Anonymous H replied with this 1 month ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #852,977

Mark and Jewlia sitting in a tree

K I s s I n g

beckyderp !LiptondPyg (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 23 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #852,982

This is great, truly great. Keep it up!

Syntax replied with this 1 month ago, 33 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #852,985

Almost a PhD in Philosophy and you say
> because she gets attached to anyone she repeatedly sleeps with.

Why Y? Am I the first to break this 2 U?

That is indeed the normal nature of Women - They get attached

@previous (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
Soon We we be organizing the list for wedding gifts

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 month ago, 16 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #852,986

@852,504 (squeegee)
Lol what loads of sex workers are choosy about clients

Syntax replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #852,987

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
There is a topic re you
https://tinychan.org/topic/49797

You might consider a comment or not

Anonymous H replied with this 1 month ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #852,988

@previous (Syntax)

What a shitty thread

Syntax replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #852,989

@previous (H)
It is wot it is. Did discover that TC gets a lot of views about a Gal who fucks her pooch and I thought this was only a MC hot topic

I come in from Surfing my Ocean a Blue and damn it was TERRIFIC WONDERFUL This AM and the first thing I read is about dog fucking

I should have hit Reddit 1st

beckyderp !LiptondPyg (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #853,097

Update: She sent him a kissyface emoji.

Will keep the forum updated as the situation evolves.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 month ago, 11 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #853,101

She invited me to watch TV. I find it cute how she won't be like "let's fuck" even though we fuck every day. She always has to pretend we are going to watch some TV show

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 month ago, 14 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #853,104

@853,097 (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
Lol

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That is kinda cute!
Edit: are you getting better at the fucking, in your opinion?

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 month ago, 29 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #853,111

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yeah, also in her opinion. Im lasting longer and she seems to be enjoying PIV more than the other kinds of stuff which is good.

Anonymous M replied with this 1 month ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #853,114

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> she was in my arms finishing up

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #853,121

@853,111 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
She is going to break your heart

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #853,129

@853,111 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Lol Congrats bb
I'm imagining you two keeping a spreadsheet, rating your performance on various criteria with every encounter

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 month ago, 22 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #853,131

@853,114 (M)
So what?
@853,121 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
No but I'm afraid I may break hers :(
@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Thanks! Not really haha. I think she is enjoying the intimacy more than the fucking, if that makes sense, which is good.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #853,132

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Don't catch feelings Mark. Don't do it

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 month ago, 29 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #853,145

@853,131 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You described what I was trying to say in irc briefly and clumsily earlier! I think it will be ok bud I believe in you
Saying this as someone who enjoys intimacy like that

Also don't take squeegees advice on this mattwr
At all
Pls

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #853,150

@853,129 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Sort of like Beckys leaked Previous_Lovers.xml?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #853,151

@previous (R)
I have not seen this!
I don't believe it is a real thing. Am enjoying imagining it. With fake transcripts in the style of Becky impersonating her clients on IRC

(Edited 52 seconds later.)

Anonymous R replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #853,152

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I only have the leaked outdated version, I'll see if I can find it

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 month ago, 23 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #853,153

@previous (R)
Pls update thx

beckyderp !LiptondPyg (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 2 days later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #853,674

Gomer is out of town this weekend so Fake anon's balls will get some recovery time

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #853,675

@previous (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
This week, on Worker’s Paradise!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 month ago, 21 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #854,138

Update so she's visiting family and texted me to end the night. At the end of the text message chain, she closed with "love you" (first time either of us has said the l-word). What do?

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 1 month ago, 25 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #854,139

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Don’t ask MC you goofy bitch.

But communicating honestly about how you feel is the appropriate response.

You could tell her you like her but aren’t sure about love because you’re neurotic and naive and dripping with self doubt but like living with her is pretty cool and she pretty much makes you feel whole for the first time ever.

Or lie and say you love her. Bitches love that.

Anonymous M replied with this 1 month ago, 5 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #854,144

@854,138 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
She can kick you out. You have to love her back now. You either get your nut on the reg and have a house or you get neither bro! Bro!!!!

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 month ago, 22 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #854,169

@854,138 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I wouldn't worry about it

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 1 month ago, 51 seconds later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #854,170

@854,138 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
can elaborate or like we can chat in irc sometime but it comes down to the same openness

beckyderp !LiptondPyg (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 3 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #854,186

@854,138 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
holy shit this is a trainwreck

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #854,192

Hahahahaha even if this turns out to be fake news, the entertainment value is insane, keep it up!

vocalon joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #854,195

i'm being psychic compelled to post in this thread. (hey guys) like i was pulled from what i was doing to come and congratul8 you for being a normal person for once in your life

Anonymous H replied with this 1 month ago, 40 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #854,197

@854,138 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

How did you respond?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 month ago, 38 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #854,202

@854,139 (F)
She doesn't make me feel any of that. I don't love her. I like her but she's not really someone I can handle in a romantic way because she's too complicated.
@854,144 (M)
Lol that's not how I think about it :(
@854,169 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
If you say so 🤔
@854,186 (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
You're welcome.
@854,195 (vocalon)
Literally nothing about this is normal.
@previous (H)
I sent back a heart emoji. She sent back a kiss 😘 and I sent one back to her then I went to bed.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #854,203

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
This was (appropriately) post #69

Anonymous F replied with this 1 month ago, 13 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #854,205

@854,202 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Don’t lead her on mark you’re going to break her worthless whore heart

Anonymous H replied with this 1 month ago, 8 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #854,206

@854,202 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Why send a ❤️ when you feel 🤖

beckyderp !LiptondPyg (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 5 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #854,208

@previous (H)
His dick feels ❤️ and that's enough

Anonymous M replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #854,221

@previous (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
ugh

Syntax replied with this 1 month ago, 38 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #854,237

@854,138 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> Update so she's visiting family and texted me to end the night. At the end of the text message chain, she closed with "love you" (first time either of us has said the l-word). What do?

What do? What do? What do? What do? What do? What do? What do? What do?

vocalon replied with this 1 month ago, 20 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #854,572

@854,202 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
i mean it is pretty normal, i think? complicated and normal aren't mutually exclusive. i'm gonna second what trip said, re: don't worry about it, but im also gonna add this, "mostly gay" + "i love you" + "casual sex" is a messy combo. it's a good thing you're not super into her because i would chalk this one up to coercive heterosexuality if i'm being real. best case scenario, is that she is super gay and it just takes itself out on its own, and in a few years you can both look back at all the little things that totally gave away she was a lesbian that neither of you noticed

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 month ago, 14 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #854,574

@854,205 (F)
I'm sorry, I just don't know what to do :(
@854,206 (H)
What does a 🤖 mean?
@previous (vocalon)
There is nothing normal about moving in with a sex worker, sleeping with your roommate every night, having a gay queer afab tell you, a cis male, "I love you", etc. Literally not one thing about this is normal.

Coercive heterosexuality? I don't follow.

Anonymous F replied with this 1 month ago, 44 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #854,579

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Obv 😂😂😂😂😂😌😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Anonymous H replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #854,580

@854,574 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

It means 🤖

Anonymous H double-posted this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #854,581

@854,574 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Compulsory heterosexuality is the idea that heterosexuality is assumed and enforced by a patriarchal society. This refers to the idea that heterosexuality can be adopted by people regardless of their personal sexual preferences. Heterosexuality is viewed as the natural inclination or obligation by both sexes. Consequently, anyone who differs from the normalcy of heterosexuality is deemed deviant or abhorrent.

Anonymous M replied with this 1 month ago, 54 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #854,591

@854,574 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> not normal
get a new roommate you aren't handling this well

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 month ago, 12 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #854,595

@854,579 (F)
😓
@854,580 (H)
Thanks that clears everything up.
@854,581 (H)
I guess but maybe they just also like the feeling of dick inside them?
@previous (M)
I'm handling it well. The fact is it isn't normal which is why there is a draad about it and people keep talking about it. I don't mean that in like a bad way, it's just like a description of the situation. Abnormal. Unusual. Atypical.

Syntax replied with this 1 month ago, 35 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #854,599

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
So have you given it a moments thought about when you are going to deal with the I Love U?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 month ago, 22 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #854,607

@previous (Syntax)
I'm gonna pretend it didn't happen and just hope it all works out ok.

Syntax replied with this 1 month ago, 8 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #854,613

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Memories of that time of being in a new relationship and in that magic moment where the Earth Stands Still I said those words.
Her expression was memorable - This was also the only tyme I said those words to her.

The best you can hope for is that her message to you co-insided with her having a self induced orgasm

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1 month ago, 32 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #854,616

@854,572 (vocalon)
Her choosing to fuck him isn't coercive heterosexuality

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew replied with this 1 month ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #854,619

@854,613 (Syntax)
> The best you can hope for is that her message to you co-insided with her having a self induced orgasm

What a hopeless romantic. Classy.

Syntax replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #854,624

@previous (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)
The I love you - That very 1st one - Just one of the tricky elements of a new relationship.
Kind of like that 1st tyme you reach for the clasp of her bra. Embarrassing when you cannot find it and she has to show you she has a Front Loader on.

Of course that is a good moment

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew replied with this 1 month ago, 42 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #854,670

@previous (Syntax)
> Embarrassing when you cannot find it and she has to show you she has a Front Loader on.

Speaking from experience? :D
First "I love you" is indeed tricky, but under these circumstances... holy shit.

We should open a new thread, and start taking bets when this will crash and burn with FA ending up homeless and depressed. I imagine him being the kind of guy who's like "nah, it's just casual sex" but in his head he already has names for their 3 kids, and will commit suicide when she stops going to him for casual sex, screaming "OFCOURSE I LOVED HER, MY PENIS TOUCHED HER VAGINA!!!" as he leaves this planet.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1 month ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #854,672

@previous (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)
Feels

Anonymous M replied with this 1 month ago, 47 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #854,702

@854,595 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
pfbt for you maybe dweeb
youth culture forever

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 week later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,148

So she had her period yesterday and on the bus today she was resting her head on my shoulder and then googled "can my bf cum in me on my period" and read a couple posts. She then looked at me and asked if I wanted to do it.

Should I?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,149

Also she said we are in a "situationship" and asked if I wanted to do something together for it on Valentine's day.

Anonymous O replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,150

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Well, what were you expecting? Did you think you would just have sex a few times with some girl and then walk away? If that was your plan, you could've just gotten a prostitute. I'm not trying to rag on you, I just don't understand your reasoning here.

Also, she'll be super pissed when you tell her you were only there for the sex, so be sure to explain it in a way that won't hurt her feelings. She clearly thinks of you as a boyfriend.

beckyderp !LiptondPyg (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,152

@857,148 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
@857,149 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
lol

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 3 weeks ago, 15 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,158

@857,148 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Dont cum in her at all. Are you kidding me?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 weeks ago, 9 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,163

@857,150 (O)
She is a sex worker. Her job is to fuck men and not get attached.
@857,152 (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
Thanks.
@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
What if it's like only the first squirt is inside her and the rest is outside?

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 12 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,164

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
you fucked up

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,165

@previous (T)
I haven't done it yet.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 8 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,166

Also 100 get

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 3 weeks ago, 16 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,168

@857,163 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
No seriously dont. You will ruin your life.

Anonymous M replied with this 3 weeks ago, 30 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,184

@857,149 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> Also she said we are in a "situationship" and asked if I wanted to do something together for it on Valentine's day.

you shouldn't let people force you into relationships dog that's manipulative

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 weeks ago, 9 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,240

@857,168 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Update: I didn't this time but there is always next time.
@previous (M)
Wot

Killer Lettuce🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 50 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,246

Oh my.

I suppose all I can say is good luck. I hope this doesn’t backfire on you somehow.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 27 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,247

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx)
Where have you been dude?

Syntax replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,257

@857,240 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Taking a ride on the red river valley. Messy yet it will not get in the way of mutual cuming.
Lights off if you must and be prepared to have spare sheets ready.

Good thing you are light on jew stuff because they have some mean as all fuck rules against taking the ride on the red river valley.

If you want I can add a tune appropriate to this reply. Its about the red river valley

Anonymous M replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,280

@857,240 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
nothing don't worry about it have fun in your totally healthy "situationship"!

Anonymous H replied with this 3 weeks ago, 19 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,283

@previous (M)

It hasn't bitten him on the ass yet.

Anonymous M replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,284

@previous (H)

> It hasn't bitten him on the ass yet.

that means it won't, right?!?!

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew replied with this 3 weeks ago, 18 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,289

> situationship

Will I be invited to your situadding?

On a more serious note, sell this wreckage called "your life" to Hollywood, this would make a grate B-grade action comedy.

Anonymous M replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,290

@previous (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)
where's the action

Anonymous H replied with this 3 weeks ago, 7 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,291

@857,289 (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)

Situedding*

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 day later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,885

Ok so we were fucking last night and in the middle of it, she was like, "so do you want to cum in me?". Now obviously the answer is "YES" but I was like "this is not a fair time to ask that question" and I said "no" but I was like "you're on birth control right?" And she said "No I thought you knew that."

I ended up not cumming in her but uh...so what do I do?

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,886

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Wear a condom

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,887

@857,885 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
force feed her the chinese morning after pills

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,888

@857,886 (W)
@previous (X)
Good ideas.

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 3 weeks ago, 21 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,896

@857,885 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
So this whole time she wasn't on birth control and you were using the pull-out method?

beckyderp !LiptondPyg (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,897

@857,885 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Oh my god

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 3 weeks ago, 38 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,903

@857,885 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I fucking knew it

beckyderp !LiptondPyg (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 10 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,904

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
She is nuts, right??

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 weeks ago, 14 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,905

@857,896 (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
Apparently! Condoms from this day forward.
@857,897 (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
@857,903 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
So...what do I do now?

Syntax replied with this 3 weeks ago, 27 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,911

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> but I was like "you're on birth control right?" And she said "No I thought you knew that."

I have a similar story to tell EXCEPT Mine makes me a lot more dumb cause it was AFTER Cuming

ANYWAY - How is the roommate part working out - Like washing dishes n such - Who cleans and vacuums?

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,913

@857,904 (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
That's polenta.

Anonymous H replied with this 3 weeks ago, 44 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,914

@857,885 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Haha she could still get pregnant even though you didn't cum.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #857,973

@857,905 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Prepare for a possible Little anon?

@857,247 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Don’t worry about it.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,033

@857,911 (Syntax)
I do most of the house chores honestly, but she does feel bad about it and is starting to do more. I just kind of absent-mindedly do dishes if they're in the sink, clean up countertops etc. I'm definitely doing some of her chores but I don't really mind.
@857,914 (H)
I know :(
@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx)
God I hope not

Syntax replied with this 3 weeks ago, 10 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,035

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You sir will make a most Excellent Husband.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,062

@857,904 (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
She is nuts and trying to trap him

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 44 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,063

@857,905 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You need to find a new place to live

Anonymous H replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,150

@858,062 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

I think you're overreacting.

Anonymous M replied with this 3 weeks ago, 21 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,152

@previous (H)
she's still scary. and again, it's her place
ugh

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,173

@858,063 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
But I get laid!!!
@previous (M)
I'm actually on the lease so it's both of our places thank you very much.

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,221

@857,885 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Wow, is it possible that she'll outjew the jew? We will find out in 9 months!

@857,904 (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
It takes two to tango...

Syntax replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,222

@858,173 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> But I get laid!!!
WDC?
White
Like around every corner such is possible

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 3 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,224

@858,150 (H)
I'm overeacting that a hooker is trying to convince Mark to cum inside her?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 58 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,225

@858,173 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Mark maybe if you cant leave, you should date her?

Syntax replied with this 3 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,227

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
She does not have the spare time to go out on dates. She works days n nites. Me thinks he wood have to pay her to take her out on a date - Strange but probably more true than not

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,245

@858,222 (Syntax)
Wot?
@858,224 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
She's an escort not a hooker.
@858,225 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
We might be dating sort of already lol. We're going out for dinner on Valentine's day and yesterday as I was falling asleep in my bed before she could be home, she suggested (read:demanded) that I fall asleep in her bed so that she could crawl in the bed I was sleeping in when she got home. I think we are like...sort of bf/gf now? Idk.

(Edited 43 seconds later.)

Syntax replied with this 3 weeks ago, 7 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,249

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Valentines day date. I have no words that make any common sense.

What exactly is the business difference between a hooker and an escort?
Being a bottom line type of person I figure the cash in wallet at end of day, has no clue.

Anonymous H replied with this 3 weeks ago, 28 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,256

@858,224 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

You have stereotypical conceptions about hookers.

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,273

Please sticky this thread is literally the only reason why I visit MC.

Anonymous Z-2 joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 23 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,283

Why wouldn't you be wearing condoms when fucking a sex worker? Why isn't a sex worker on birth control?
I agree with becky and kook, this girl is crazy. They can sense their own kind. Thanks

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 3 weeks ago, 8 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,285

@858,273 (Z-1)
Wrong, that would be my blog.

Anonymous T replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,289

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
nobody cares about your blog

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,290

@previous (T)
It has nearly 3 times more visits than this thread. Thanks.

Anonymous T replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,291

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
You are retarded.

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew replied with this 3 weeks ago, 13 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,295

@858,283 (Z-2)
> I agree with becky and kook, this girl is crazy. They can sense their own kind. Thanks

:'D

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,315

@858,256 (H)
Which stereotypes exactly?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 45 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,316

@858,245 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
There os no difference. Do you want to be dating her?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 weeks ago, 26 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,338

@858,249 (Syntax)
I mean, she chooses her clients and screens them online, goes on "dates" etc. She's not walking the streets.
@858,273 (Z-1)
Thanks bb 😘
@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
I don't know. If she could commit to monogamy... maybe. I have issues with dating a roommate and we are definitely in the "honeymoon" phase. It's only going to get worse from here on out and idk if I can handle that.

Also 150 get.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 7 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,340

> she chooses her clients and screens them online, goes on "dates" etc.

Kind of like a "companion" for all those Firefly fans out there.

Anonymous H replied with this 3 weeks ago, 35 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,352

@858,315 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

Manic hookers baby-trapping for financial gain

Anonymous T replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,353

he's going to get spermjacked.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,399

@858,352 (H)
What in the fuck are you talking about? If any woman hooker or otherwise, requests a load in her vagina, she is suspicious as hell.

Anonymous Z-2 replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,402

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
That's feminism working for you!

beckyderp !LiptondPyg (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,403

@858,399 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
lol but she picks her clients online, kook!

Anonymous H replied with this 3 weeks ago, 19 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,404

@858,399 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

Manic women sperm jacking for financial gain, then.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 3 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,406

@previous (H)
Or to cement relationships. It actually happens

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 27 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,407

@858,403 (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
My hooker has a smart phone says Mark

Anonymous M replied with this 3 weeks ago, 16 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,425

@858,406 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> Or to cement relationships. It actually happens

nooooooo, he's fine! his situationship is totally mutual and healthy

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 2 weeks ago, 20 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,786

Bump.

Meta joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #858,855

@858,338 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> I mean, she chooses her clients and screens them online, goes on "dates" etc. She's not walking the streets.

So it's basically the difference between Uber and yellow cabs?

Anonymous Z-4 joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 4 days later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #860,118

top thread

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 8 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #860,223

I've had a lot of updates I wanted to make but never got around to.

First of all, backtracking, the escort/prostitute distinction was just to say like, she isn't walking a stroll and fucking the first guy that throws money at her, she mostly dates wealthy older men and can screen them if they seem too sketchy. Not saying it makes her a vestal virgin, it's just slightly less risky than fucking the first dude who pulls up next to you in a pickup truck and asks your price.

Ok but so all those things aside, roomie has started referring to us as "dating" when she talks about us to her friends because she says it's easier than explain what's going on. Then yesterday she sends me a text out of the blue asking if I would like to transfer our current lease in a 2 bedroom to a studio and save a couple hundred bucks a month. I said um...no and we can talk about it when I get home. So I get home and she's like, look we are already living together, we never sleep in different beds, why not just save money and move in together. I am like, look, we've known each other for roughly one month, lots of things can and will go wrong. If we only have one bedroom we are really fucked if the relationship goes south. If we've been dating a year and a half or two years then yes I wouldn't mind sharing a 1 bedroom with you but it's been one month. She didn't seen convinced but like...how can you possibly think it's a good idea to move in so quick??? That's just asking to have a horrible time.

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #860,242

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
1st of all, now you yourself referred to it as a relationship.
2nd of all, I bet she also think's it's bad (at least half of her)... but the other half thinks about saving every penny even if it means heading towards a shipwreck ;^)

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 2 weeks ago, 10 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #860,243

@860,223 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Post her escort pics with the face blurred.

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 2 weeks ago, 22 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #860,252

@860,223 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
let us know when she is late

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 2 weeks ago, 7 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #860,257

@860,223 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
There are multiple things that could be going on here, in order of likelyhood:

1. You're so good at sex that she's essentially quitting her job just to get fucked by you.
2. She probably isn't paid the well being an escort, so she's using you for money and living space.
2. As a prostitute, she likely doesn't have much emotional support, so she's trying to latch onto you to have an intimate relationship.

Syntax replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #860,305

@860,223 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
OK A Simple Question if I may?
How much does she make in her office job Compared percentage wise to her Professional Other Activity?

One wood think saving a couple of 100/month is chump change IF she is really worth what a Professional gal makes without a pimp.

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #860,445

@860,257 (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
Have you ever had sexual contact with another human being?

Anonymous M replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #860,447

@860,257 (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
you are more retarded and less experienced than Mark and he's still technically a virgin and apparently a huge tard so shut the fuck up

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 2 weeks ago, 22 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #860,469

@previous (M)
> technically a virgin
he stuck his weewee in her box

Anonymous M replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #860,474

@previous (Z-4)
he will always be a virgin 2 me. 😙

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 2 weeks ago, 57 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #860,476

@previous (M)
thats not very nice

Anonymous M replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #860,483

@previous (Z-4)
😎

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #860,664

@860,243 (Z-1)
lolno that's such a gross violation of privacy and trust.
@860,252 (Z-4)
Will do
@860,257 (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
None of those are right really. She still goes on "dates" for money but she also wants to have like a pseudo-romantic thing with me.
@860,305 (Syntax)
Her real job earns mid 5 figures with good benefits, pretty standard. Her escorting varies widely because a lot of dates flake out/cancel, but on average probably earns about 2k/mo in cash from it. It is a lot of work though, she's basically constantly texting/updating her profile with pics/etc.
@860,447 (M)
Not a virgin or tard thanks. Go be rude on a different fora you mora. This is the love fora.
@860,474 (M)
:'(

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 2 weeks ago, 47 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #860,669

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> mora
that was unnecessary

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #860,684

OH also I remembered the reason I meant to update this thread the other day. So after talking about moving into a smaller apartment we talked about our status and she was like "I'm just concerned that the no monogamy is going to be a dealbreaker for you." And I said like, well you've already gone on dates while we've been together, I don't really mind that kind of side gig as long as you're safe about it. And then she was like "Oh yeah that's true I guess but what I really meant is I want to have multiple boyfriends at the same time, like some nights I'll text you and I'll be like 'I'm staying at Chris' place tonight.' You're free to do the same of course."

I am DEFINITELY not on board with that. Fucking dudes for money because life is expensive? Fine by me. Being romantically involved with two other dudes? Not so much.

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #860,695

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
unless she changes (unlikely)
there's little long term benefit in it for you
long term headaches and maybe an std

Dachan-da replied with this 2 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #860,711

@860,684 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I love the "you're free to do the same" part
😙😙

(Edited 5 seconds later.)

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 2 weeks ago, 20 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #860,730

@860,684 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Lol fuck

Syntax replied with this 2 weeks ago, 22 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #860,743

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> what I really meant is I want to have multiple boyfriends at the same time

> Being romantically involved with two other dudes? Not so much.

Yep no moving with her is in your future.

Was this a Craigs list looking for abodes how you found her?

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 2 weeks ago, 32 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #860,753

@860,695 (Z-4)

> unless she changes (unlikely)
> there's little long term benefit in it for you
> long term headaches and maybe an std

I was all on Team Whore until now but this is true.

Anonymous Z-1 double-posted this 1 week ago, 4 days later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #862,309

Update request.

Anonymous O replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #862,310

@previous (Z-1)
I heard on IRC that they've both been sick for a few days.

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 1 week ago, 54 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #862,313

prediction:
she will be late and pregnant, we wait for the paternity tests and potential marriage

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 1 week ago, 7 hours later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #862,369

@862,310 (O)
I didn’t realize acquired immune diseases came on so quickly.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 12 hours later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #862,566

@862,309 (Z-1)
We're both sick. Im helping her out as best I can. Cooking, shopping, cleaning, caring for her generally. I'm also sick too but less so. Nothing exciting has happened. Wednesday we have a Valentine's day dinner date and I'm definitely getting laid that night so that's good.
@previous (Z-1)
You live and you learn.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1 week ago, 6 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #862,572

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Does she have the flu?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 18 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #862,575

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
A bad cold that I gave her. It didn't hit me that hard but it's definitely fucking her up a fair bit. I got it from my boss though so I blame them. It just lasts like a week and is miserable the whole time.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1 week ago, 19 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #862,581

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Is she very congested?

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #862,600

@862,566 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
How trendy is the restaurant? Why not just waitr it like Jews?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #862,601

@862,581 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Yes. She also occasionally has a mild fever. Usually she's a normal temp. She just coughs and is congested and generally feels tired.
@previous (Z-1)
Idk the name of it, she booked it. What's that about Jews???

(Edited 1 minute later.)

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1 week ago, 47 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #862,611

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You should get her some Mucinex and maybe get her tested for the flu

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew replied with this 1 week ago, 10 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #862,694

The Stockholm Syndrom ITT is strong.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,403

Big update coming

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,412

So, last night was Valentine's day. She had a sex work date the night before so I picked her up a dozen red roses and a couple boxes of chocolates to surprise her with when she got home. Her date kept her out longer than I could stay awake so I fell asleep. I woke up thinking I would get two things: romance and anal for the first time. I look on my floor and see a handwritten note from her slipped under my door while I was asleep. In it she wrote it that she was still sick, so she was thinking we'd do the date tonight and the rest of the romance/all of the fucking on Friday when we could stay up late. I wrote back I was thinking similar things and I was looking forward to tonight and Friday, and slipped the note under the door. She told me she had another sex work date she was going to after our "real" date, so not wanting to fuck made sense.

Fast forward to last night, we meet after work and take a cab to a sushi restaurant. We get a nice dinner, nicer than I can afford really ($100 per person total, split evenly though). We just kinda talked about our lives, our relationships, our jobs etc. We each ordered a small cocktail we each kinda felt a little tipsy after it, and she barely finished half of hers. We were in a kind of back corner and at one point she was like taking her left tit out of her dress/bra and I was really sure we'd get caught. She also was looking up anal porn on her phone. This was all totally inappropriate given the setting but also hot of course. She at one point looked at me and said "you love me". I kinda hedged and was like well, "love" is a big word, and she cut me off and told me no I'm telling you, you love me, you wrote "all my love" in the letter you slipped under my door, which is true but it was more like the romance of Valentine's day moving my pen. On the way out of the restaurant we kissed, she got into her Uber for her sex work date, and I got on public transit and went home. I opened a lovely present from triptych that got glitter fucking everywhere and then I fell asleep around 11:30.

I woke up about five minutes before my alarm and heard a male voice and my roommate talking indistinctly. My alarm goes off and within 30 seconds I hear him essentially pushed out the door. I get out of bed and get my clothes for the shower and head to her room first. I say hi and ask how her sugar date was. She said she didn't go on it because she was getting weird vibes from him. Then the good stuff starts.

She asked me if she woke me up when she came back in last night. I said no, I'm a pretty heavy sleeper and I didn't hear anything. So she told me she met up at a bar with this friend of a friend who was visiting from overseas for a very brief stay, heading back today I think. She had previously gone out to dinner with the prior roommate and this guy, who was prior roommate's friend. Last night she stayed out until last call (2am) and had about 12 drinks with this guy. Then she came back to the apartment, went up to the roof with him, chatted for a bit then came back down to our apartment and had unlubricated (though allegedly protected) anal sex with him, during which she was very loud, obviously. He also (consensually) was physically rough with her during sex so her ass was sore and so was the rest of her body. He left her a hickey too. He's from a wealthy family and he promised to take her backpacking around a foreign country she really wanted to go to. I guess unlubed anal with a friend of a friend after drinking all night on valentine's day and telling your presumed romantic partner you were not down for drinking or sex was the price of admission. I hope she enjoys the trip!

I am super not ok with this. The only saving grace is this happened after I've known her a month so the like, emotional/relationship fallout is minimal. I don't really feel angry, just like I think she definitely misled me and also this confirms we are not going to ever be able to make a relationship work, not that I ever thought we could. Also sexually we are clearly not on the same wavelength.

I told her before I left for work that I need her help taking pictures for my Tinder/Bumble and also that we need to talk about last night tonight after work. I've never had to have any kind of talk like this and I don't know exactly what I am going to say. Any advice/suggestions fora?

Life is...weird.

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 1 week ago, 44 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,413

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
so you're emotionally in this and she isn't
sucks man
get out of there

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew replied with this 1 week ago, 24 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,416

@863,412 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> I've never had to have any kind of talk like this and I don't know exactly what I am going to say. Any advice/suggestions fora?

Definitely tell her: ,,There's a guy, they call him DasSheeple... he told me."

Let's review the thread:
> I imagine him being the kind of guy who's like "nah, it's just casual sex" but in his head he already has names for their 3 kids

You should have never gone down that road, tell her she can fuck off with the thought of moving in together, no more dates, holding hands etc... if she wants to fuck, and you have a boner, sure... but otherwise, keep her at bay.

But the fact that she googled anal sex while on a "romantic date" with you, so she knows what's she into when she gets down with the other guy... oh man, hilarious.

Anonymous M replied with this 1 week ago, 7 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,419

@863,412 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> she definitely misled me
No she didn't, you bumbling retard. She prepared you for what this was. You're roommates. How many times did I say this
but durr you want anal
try not thinking with your dick

(Edited 34 seconds later.)

Anonymous M double-posted this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,420

Advice though? reel back. You guys get along and could be friends if you don't bitch out because she fucked a guy on Valentine's day when you wanted ANAL

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 14 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,421

@863,419 (M)
You didn't read my post and if you did your reading comprehension skills need work. I'm not upset that I didn't get anal sex. I'm upset that she told me she was not in the mood for sex and then went and fucked some other dude in an incredibly risky manner on Valentine's day after our date. It's the dishonesty and also lack of care for herself and her other partners.

Not that you are in a position to be throwing stones in the dating advice area anyway.
@previous (M)
I do plan on still being friends but I think this is the end of sex between us. I think we are better as roommates who don't fuck.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,422

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> I do plan on still being friends but I think this is the end of sex between us. I think we are better as roommates who don't fuck.
that would be the best before your heart really ends up broken
which sucks ass, trust me!

Anonymous M replied with this 1 week ago, 9 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,426

@863,421 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> You didn't read my post and if you did your reading comprehension skills need work. I'm not upset that I didn't get anal sex. I'm upset that she told me she was not in the mood for sex and then went and fucked some other dude in an incredibly risky manner on Valentine's day after our date. It's the dishonesty and also lack of care for herself and her other partners.
>
> Not that you are in a position to be throwing stones in the dating advice area anyway.
>
> I do plan on still being friends but I think this is the end of sex between us. I think we are better as roommates who don't fuck.

oh shut the fuck up, dude. I've had time to learn from my mistakes. I saw hat you're in a stupid fucking situation where you're going to get hurt and I was concerned. I read your post. You're mad that a girl who you aren't dating who made very clear that she was poly fucked someone who isn't you when you were expecting to. And that's fine. I just don't know why you're acting surprised
but whatever. fuck you dude

Anonymous M double-posted this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,427

And by all means - sit her down and have the "I don't think we should have sex anymore" talk. she'll love that. dork

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

Anonymous M triple-posted this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,428

and reading comprehension??? are you autphag now? fuck. you are such an asshole

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 6 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,431

@863,426 (M)
That's...not what this is about. I don't know what I did to deserve this anger from you but I apologise for doing it. I hope you are doing well in your own life. I've think I've made my reasons for feeling the way I do pretty clear and concise. If you disagree that's fine, I just don't think we're going to see eye to eye on this. Thanks for the advice.

Anonymous M replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,433

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I wouldn't even trust my own rationalizations about getting fucked over like that, so I'm not trusting your knee-jerk almost-logical 'this is why I'm upset' excuse. But I'm not the one getting fucked over this time, so okay

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,436

@previous (M)
Ok, that makes sense, I understand where you're coming from better.

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 1 week ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,438

on bright side you're not going to knock her up and ruin your life now ^^

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

beckyderp !LiptondPyg (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,439

I understand why you're upset and I think it's justified. I too was worried you would be hurt but it doesn't make me happy that it happened. I'm somewhat "glad" it happened fairly early on though so hopefully you're able to move on reasonably easily.

I still think you should do anal though. Anal then dump.

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 1 week ago, 6 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,440

remember; no anal without an enema
unless you're into that shit of course

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,441

@863,438 (Z-4)
Just waiting for that next period then I'm good.
@863,439 (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
Aww I'm glad you're on my side too. And that's a good idea. I'll try to make that happen thanks.

(Edited 6 minutes later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,442

@863,440 (Z-4)
Duly noted.

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,443

@863,441 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
i think everybody ITT is on your side

Syntax replied with this 1 week ago, 30 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,453

Just playing catch up and and and - Jessszus H Crist

becky's advise is for Fake anon to get dick covered in her shit and make that the last sex with her

Putting the sewer sex aside for a moment - Fake anon please get self checked for Hep A B C and AIDS cause her last customer wood be your customer if you get my drift.

Your gal is having so much sex with men U need to consider U are having sex with them and Ur not even gay

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 1 week ago, 7 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,459

@previous (Syntax)
> wood

Syntax replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,460

@previous (Z-4)

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,461

@previous (Syntax)
well? how much?

Anonymous Z-2 replied with this 1 week ago, 51 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,462

@863,439 (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
Anal then dump is solid advice, for him and her. Thanks

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,465

@863,412 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Why in the fuck did she have unlubricated anal sex?

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 1 week ago, 13 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,466

@863,462 (Z-2)
this
i love taking a shit after fucking someone in the ass

Anonymous Z-4 double-posted this 1 week ago, 48 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,469

@863,465 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
asking the question is answering it
she likes it

Syntax replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,471

@863,465 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> Why in the fuck did she have unlubricated anal sex?

She is a professional. At this point she is so wide open and or with her BDSM experience she is more happy with pain.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,473

@863,469 (Z-4)
@previous (Syntax)
So she is definitely not inexperienced with anal, so why was she googling it?

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,478

@863,421 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> I'm upset that she told me she was not in the mood for sex and then went and fucked some other dude in an incredibly risky manner on Valentine's day after our date.

What else would you expect from a hooker? You wanted sex, you got sex. Did you think that a prostitute would be willing/able to be in a committed, romantic relationship with one of her clients? Besides, you said she was super drunk, so that probably stopped her from thinking about her being sick.

(Edited 40 seconds later.)

Syntax replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,479

@863,473 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
She is in a profession where she takes money and the customer is Always Right
I wood be surprised if her belly button was still virgin.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 16 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,480

@863,453 (Syntax)
I'm gonna get tested in a week/week and a half because that will make it about two weeks since our last fuck and some stds can take up to that long to show up on tests. I'll also get tested again a little later down the line.

@863,465 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
She said she gets really horny when drunk and she claimed she was 12 drinks deep, which would have been a lot for her. Also the guy she fucked definitely pushed for it but she is responsible for the sexual decisions she makes.
@863,473 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
She was googling anal porn because she wanted anal. Why she didn't use lube I can't really say.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,484

@863,478 (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
I'm not one of her clients, I have never paid her. I'm her roommate with benefits. I don't expect her to be able to be romantically faithful I just don't like being told one thing and then having her do the complete opposite, especially on Valentine's day.

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 1 week ago, 21 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,485

@863,473 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
to get in the mood and give fake anon sum wood

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 1 week ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,490

@863,484 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
...so your roommate just so happened to be a prostitute?

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,493

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,495

@863,490 (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
Yes...

Syntax replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,499

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Remind me - U were fully aware of her sideline profession when you said OK I will move in with you?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 17 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,515

@previous (Syntax)
Yes. She made that clear.

Syntax replied with this 1 week ago, 15 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,520

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You could find another place to live and sublet your roommate spot.
Betting you could even make money on this because in your ad you could say - Sublet for the months remaining which wood include fringe benefits at no additional cost

I am not so much so good at this but let me give the Ad content a go

Sublet Roommate position with a female, with Happy Endings as a fringe benefit. You must be willing to share the Female with Others

(Edited 30 seconds later.)

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,523

@863,439 (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)

> I understand why you're upset and I think it's justified. I too was worried you would be hurt but it doesn't make me happy that it happened. I'm somewhat "glad" it happened fairly early on though so hopefully you're able to move on reasonably easily.
>
> I still think you should do anal though. Anal then dump.
This

Anonymous Z-5 joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,526

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
With or without lube?

Anonymous B replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,548

@863,484 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I feel like you worry too much. Do you feel like this should be a serious relationship or just a fun friends-with-benefits thing you're doing while you're still young? She might be pretty conflicted that too.

Anonymous Z-6 joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,564

@863,428 (M)
Who are you?

Anonymous U replied with this 1 week ago, 25 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,569

@previous (Z-6)
I think it’s ninjj!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 8 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,570

@863,548 (B)
I think at this point the odds of it being a serious relationship are zero. I don't think it ever was much above zero but for sure now it is not a possibility. It could still be a fun friends with benefits thing, I'm just gonna sit down with her and talk about our feelings and we'll see where things go.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 week ago, 10 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,573

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Well talking about it will probably help you guys get the same page. Do you think she maybe wants a serious relationship but likes the idea of an open relationship as an easy exit strategy - a way to be able to say "I wasn't that into it" and walk away if everything goes wrong? Or maybe I'm reading too much into second hand information you post here.

Anyway, be sure to know what you want and expect out the whole thing, but be willing to have fun with what's going on now if you don't have anything else going at the moment.

Anonymous Z-6 replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,574

@863,569 (U)
That’s why I’m asking! If it is I’m going to chide him strongly.

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 1 week ago, 7 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,580

@OP
the title reads more and more like a harry potter book

Anonymous Z-4 double-posted this 1 week ago, 6 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,587

(Edited 47 seconds later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 1 week ago, 34 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,609

@863,580 (Z-4)
Mark [REDACTED] and the Sex Worker Half-Blood Jewish Princess

I'd buy that book.

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,610

@previous (B)
> jewish princess
sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yDarQW7UZc

I don't want no troll
I just want a yemenite hole

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 39 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,646

We had the talk. I laid out my point of view and I tried to do so in a non-judgmental, non-hostile way. We exchanged our feelings and it never got super heated or anything. The most tense it got is when I said I that basically, I was going to not treat our relationship like a pseudo-romance and instead be strictly roommates with benefits, so I would like, stop doing all her dishes for her. She said she felt like I had been deceiving her by doing things that she thought were just me being friendly, and so like I was setting up a false understanding of who would do what. Which like, if that's her biggest criticism of my handling of this whole thing, I'm pretty comfortable with the way this whole thing ended up.

Also I cancelled our planned date for this weekend. I am suddenly in need of Friday plans but I can figure something out.

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,651

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
have you created a tinder profile yet?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,655

@previous (Z-4)
No I'll make a bumble instead. I can do that tonight maybe and get a bumble date for tomorrow? Idk.

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,656

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
that sounds gay
because of the bum in bumble

Anonymous U replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,660

@863,646 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It seems that this closes the book on the matter, well done. Hopefully it will stay a strictly fwb arrangement this time.

@863,655 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I hear that Grindr is a petty big dating app. Try that too.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 24 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,678

@863,656 (Z-4)
im gay lol
@previous (U)
Yeah I hope that's the end of that.

Also grate idea I will grindr.

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

beckyderp !LiptondPyg (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 9 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,680

I'm not sure FWB is a good idea. I don't know that Fake can have regular sex with someone and not get emotionally involved. Living with a FWB seems like a terrible idea. But idk.

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 1 week ago, 10 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,682

@previous (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
thats sound advice
and if you want to live with someone that takes advantage of you just get a cat
they're worth it

beckyderp !LiptondPyg (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,685

@previous (Z-4)
But can cats do anal without lube?
It's not a rhetorical question, I honestly need want to know.

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 1 week ago, 52 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,687

@previous (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
warning: the receiver is not amused
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkhgy0bFsAM

(Edited 44 seconds later.)

beckyderp !LiptondPyg (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,690

@previous (Z-4)
oh my god. I'm glad I didn't have sound on.

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 1 week ago, 35 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,691

@previous (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
i think no lube is involved but i can only guess
lucky you indeed, it startled me and my cat

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 1 week ago, 19 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,699

@863,646 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> Also I cancelled our planned date for this weekend. I am suddenly in need of Friday plans but I can figure something out.

Spend a few hours reading my blog, thanks.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,703

@863,680 (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
Living with a fwb can work fine, I've done it. Not that I think it will here's but

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 1 week ago, 14 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,718

@863,699 (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
lolno

!XUTpieWBpk joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 48 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,727

My only thing I'm wondering is why it's so important that the anal was "unlubed"

Anonymous O replied with this 1 week ago, 16 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,729

@previous (!XUTpieWBpk)

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/anal-fissure/symptoms-causes/syc-20351424

This can easily be caused by unlubed, rough anal sex.

Anonymous W replied with this 1 week ago, 11 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,854

@863,646 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Fag

Anonymous H replied with this 1 week ago, 6 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #863,856

She never told you she was monogamous for you.
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