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Topic: it's me! Jubilee Starshine! i'm back for the most fabulous thread you greasy twinks have ever seen!

✨⭒Jubilee Starshine⭒✨ started this discussion 4 months ago #70,599

so there i was, fucking billions of time skipping russian hackers in the throat with my millions of infinite shemale penises for what felt like all of eternity, and i got to thinking. is this all there is to my life now? and for what? Trump still becomes president in as many infinite universes as he doesn't. all i really was doing was prolonging the inevitable.

being one with the multiverse was alright, you'd be surprised by the number of things you can and can not have sex with and actually expect payment in return. there's some weird shit out there. so this hooker is coalescing back to the root of infinity and going to find a way to get along with you dumb 3 dimensional puppets. and if i don't respond for a while or actually respond in the past at all that's just me coming off of the massive overdose of quantum time herbs that i freebased for the last year. getting the time shakes.

oh yeah, pretty sure i wiped out all the russian hackers in this timeline. you wouldn't believe this "fake news" bullshit going around multispace.

✨⭒Jubilee Starshine⭒✨ (OP) double-posted this 4 months ago, 17 minutes later[^] [v] #851,513

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you can suck my nuts for $5 but if you want to work the shaft it's free

✨⭒Jubilee Starshine⭒✨ (OP) triple-posted this 4 months ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #851,514

sorry. getting flashforwards. that'll make sense in a few months.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 6 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #851,515

my ears are greasy

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #851,564

Lol

squeegee joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 10 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #851,792

Bump

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #851,794

@OPussycat Please show is your butthole.
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