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Topic: another stupid dumb thing trump just did that half of you will refuse to believe and the other half

squeegee started this discussion 4 months ago #70,593

will know that this is another World of Warcraft character backstory thread! you're all still suckers when it comes to click bait though.

this is my Demon Hunter which is the new Heroic Class this expansion. Demon Hunters are only the second Heroic Class, similar to Death Knights, that begin their lives at an already high level. other classes start at level 1. Demon hunters start at level 100. i started the demon hunter character when the expansion first launched but only got her just out of the starting zone.

went back and picked it up again a couple of days ago and am only now kinda getting the hang of it. it's actually fairly different from other classes, and is absolutely by a very long shot the most mobile character in the game. i really thought Combat Rogues were super mobile because they have a Grappling hook and can get to hard to reach places, but demon hunters can practically just jump and fly there. they also have 2 dash abilities (they're called closers and are used to quickly get close to a target) one of which has 2 charges giving you almost perpetual ability to close on targets. but not only that, but demon hunters have [retreat] which is a backflip jumping you out of combat and it breaks all snares AND it applies a [slow] effect to enemies within an 8 ft. radius. it's bonkers.

and that's just mobility. those are all utility abilities. they also have 2 damage mitigation abilities (including AoE mitigation helpful to friendly targets) and a pretty nice combat suite. the DPS specialization seems very strong, and i do know that combat parses have demon hunters in the top tier of damage dealers, uh, it's kinda breezy actually. i'm not doing really anything with any finesse yet and i'm still topping the meters over people playing old school well established characters with many, many more hours spent honing their skills.

combat is very cooldown centric. you don't really have anything to spam like most other classes. it's more about cooldown management and making sure you've got abilities up when you need them. everything is on some kind of timer, some are shorter like 8-12 seconds but there are several 45 second and one minute cooldowns. it's kinda like how warriors work, they generate [rage] the longer they fight, and rage is spent on abilities. so it's kinda like a mana pool. Demon hunters are similar in that they have a resource pool to spend on abilites, but instead of building [rage] over time they generate [Fury] as they land damaging attacks. most abilities cost Fury, and only a very few are free.

all of the instant cast "free" abilities generate fury as they do damage, which actually makes your opener a no brainer. there's literally like 3 things you can even do. and then once you have a pool of Fury to spend those abilites are on longer cooldowns and don't sync up so there's not often a choice to be made. just hit whatever is up. the key is making sure it's up when you need it. that's what makes it a heroic class, there's a high burden of knowledge requirement and you really can't do well by just spamming everything. you have to be deliberate when you spend fury. last night i out DPS'd a demon hunter with the same spec several levels higher than me and with more abilities and better gear because i'd hold onto a cooldown and save it for a particular phase of the fight.

squeegee (OP) double-posted this 4 months ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #851,436

so far it's a pretty bad ass class, but the most bad ass part is the double jumping and gliding. holy shit it's hard to play other characters after a few hours double jumping and gliding. it's super useful for getting around and makes evasion the easiest of any class. i can disengage from just about any fight i accidentally stumble into without much hassle.

so i guess this wasn't much of a character backstory thread so much as an evaluation of the Demon Hunter class, but it's super fun and i can see myself playing it enough to wonder about stuff like motivations and history and blah blah blah. we'll see how this character fits in i guess.

she's an alchemist and herbalist. i guess that's all i know about her for now.

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #851,437

this is just runescape but better graphics

squeegee (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #851,438

oh, i liked her enough to go ahead and have my tailor make her a full set of Silkweave Bags. but not Imbued Silkweave bags. i don't like her that much.

squeegee (OP) double-posted this 4 months ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #851,439

@851,437 (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
it's an MMORPG yeah. nice catch.

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 4 months ago, 4 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #851,442

@previous (squeegee)
> it's an MMORPG

so ur saying that runescape = mmorpg and WoW = mmorpg so runescape = WoW?

in that case WoW = Roblox but with worse graphics, gameplay and everything else

squeegee (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 10 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #851,443

i said it's an mmorpg, yeah. i dunno where you came up with the rest of that... "equation," but i don't think the distributive property works when you can't first establish equivalency between an MMORPG and an MMOGCP. ten is not equal to two because they both start with a t.

squeegee (OP) double-posted this 4 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #851,468

...anyway, demon hunters get a ground mount which is alright i guess. their flying class mount is actually pretty bad ass. if i really like her i'll finish out all the campaigns and get it. we'll see. it won't be hard, she's super OP.

so i'm not 100% on demon hunter lore, but i think they're from burning crusade and maybe before that. illidan turned half demon at one point and became a bad guy and was killed, and his army were called the illidari and they were enemies. then i guess illidan comes back and redeems himself and rebrands the illidari as demon hunters. i'll have to read up on them some i guess to figure out where she came from.

she's a night elf, but i'm not sure how any of them became demon hunters. illidan used to lead a bunch of highborne elves, the ancestors of the night elves, but my demon hunter isn't a highborne like illidan is. she's out for vengeance though as far as the story goes, i guess, so i think she resents being turned into a demon.

but that's all i got atm.

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 4 months ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #851,469

@851,443 (squeegee)
you forgot to cite me

also, MMOGCP: Massively Molestation Overrun Game of Child Pornography

squeegee (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #851,470

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
sounds like you know a lot more about it than i do

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 4 months ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #851,476

@previous (squeegee)
About what in specific?

Jiggle deez nutz !cs3yt/Mi8w joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 42 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #851,488

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)

> Massively Molestation Overrun Game of Child Pornography

Is this an admission that you are into child pornography? Sounds to me like it is.

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 4 months ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #851,490

@previous (Jiggle deez nutz !cs3yt/Mi8w)
? Is this an admission that you are into child pornography?

So? It's not immoral, since I myself am a "child" (in the legal sense).

Jiggle deez nutz !cs3yt/Mi8w replied with this 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #851,492

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
If you are, in fact, 16, as you claim... You can still be charged with child pornography.

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 4 months ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #851,497

@previous (Jiggle deez nutz !cs3yt/Mi8w)
Not if I don't make, possess or spread CP.

squeegee (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #851,498

ANYWAY my demon hunter is getting very close to max level and i still don't have a backstory maybe y'all could actually contribute to this thread and bouce a few ideas around about demon hunter backstory instead of talking about child porn. that'd be great.

now if you don't mind i'm going to watch her destroy the Queen of the Harpies for the Skyhorn Tauren clan so they'll join the assault on the broken shore to cast the EVIL demons from Azeroth and destroy Sargeras and his Burning Legion for good.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

squeegee (OP) double-posted this 4 months ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #851,499

harpies got huge racks evidently. checking out them boobies hardcore. i think we know her sexuality

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 4 months ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #851,501

@851,498 (squeegee)

> maybe y'all could actually contribute to this thread and bouce a few ideas around about demon hunter backstory

I think my blog has more actual followers than your WoW updates.

Jiggle deez nutz !cs3yt/Mi8w replied with this 4 months ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #851,502

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)

> I think my blog has more actual followers than your WoW updates.

Nobody follows your pathetic blog. As a matter of fact, I think mods should lock your blog, since you constantly bring it up.

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 4 months ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #851,504

@previous (Jiggle deez nutz !cs3yt/Mi8w)
> Nobody follows your pathetic blog.

dw skg llc ltd co inc joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #851,506

@851,501 (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)

> > maybe y'all could actually contribute to this thread and bouce a few ideas around about demon hunter backstory
>
> I think my blog has more actual followers than your WoW updates.

i think you need a time out

Jiggle deez nutz !cs3yt/Mi8w replied with this 4 months ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #851,509

@851,504 (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)

Bots don't count as followers you fucking retard.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #851,519

“Donald Trump was the dumbest goddam student I ever had.”

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #851,551

@851,488 (Jiggle deez nutz !cs3yt/Mi8w)
Fuck off TG, stop molesting kids

Jiggle deez nutz !cs3yt/Mi8w replied with this 4 months ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #851,569

@previous (F)
Take your child sex fetishes to Punychan.
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