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Topic: i tried making instant noodles but the lid cut me so I stabbed the thing with my chopsticks

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 week ago #70,584

but they went through the bottom and the soup started piddling on the floor
also I fell asleep streaming shit on my phone and somehow my mobile data got turned back on and my phone disconnected from WiFi so I got like 15 overage charges at 15 bucks/gb
Also my family isn't talking to me and some termite guy is going to inspect my place today
also I have a cold and I woke up coughing blood

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #851,366

Well you're fucking cursed aren't you


Go back to bed

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #851,367

You're in luck. Ask Matt for a Chinese recipe and enjoy a dish like Termite Mushroom 金喇叭带

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 13 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #851,368

@851,366 (B)

> Well you're fucking cursed aren't you
>
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> Go back to bed

my friend kept insisting that I was cursed after I lifted a Pebble from a witchy rock shop last week and now I'm starting to think he was right
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