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Topic: New fake_anon Sitcom: “Worker’s Paradise”

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U started this discussion 3 months ago #70,541

Worker’s Paradise is the story of an innocent, bright-eyed young man named fake_anon who, at age 23, just lost his virginity to a Jewish girl and instantly fell in love with her. Both happened to be looking for a place to live, so they decide to become roommates. Little does he know that Ethel, the girl, is an active revolutionary Communist, and an escort call girl. His love for her, her Communist, hooker antics, and his constant, failed attempts to seduce her cause hilarity to ensue. Their neighbors across the hall, Lynne and Indy, are a couple of bickering old Jews who are constantly yelling and fighting, but who stop in for drinks every evening. The next door neighbor, an Englishman named Green, is a good-hearted fellow who often drinks too much and gets into trouble by doing things like buttering Bibles and defecating into fedoras. The crazy cat lady down the hall, Becky, has 83 cats in her tiny studio apartment, and she is constantly surrounded by a cloud of fur. As these urban apartment building residents and neighbors end up in all sorts of crazy, ridiculous, hilarious trouble, they also learn alot about life, and themselves.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 24 seconds later[^] [v] #850,776

nvm kept reading
please don't write synopses for a living you make them so uncompelling

(Edited 47 seconds later.)

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 21 seconds later, 45 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #850,777

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
*shrugs*

Syntax joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 3 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,780

@850,776 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Usually he includes his poop fetish in his stories.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,783

I would watch this!

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,784

@850,780 (Syntax)
You are the only one around here who posts about poop and sewers.

dw skg llc joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 31 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,785

@850,780 (Syntax)
@previous (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)
oh, you two!!

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 18 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,786

@previous (dw skg llc)
See? It works!

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 3 months ago, 7 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,787

@850,785 (dw skg llc)
cute

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 42 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,816

Bump

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #850,822

@previous (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,863

fake_anon arbitrates indy and syntax's squabbling, while his sex worker roommate bring clients home and he waits his turn. That's the hook, fake_anon never has sex with her again but every episode he tries his best!

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,870

@previous (G)
That is definitely the hook! How can we work a Bert character into this?

Anonymous G replied with this 3 months ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,877

@previous (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)
Hmm, he can be one of the sex workers clients, but because he is a broke homeless bum he only shows up every now and then making rape threats to spice up an episode

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,879

@previous (G)
I like it. Also, maybe he tries to challenge Green to fisticuffs when they both get drunk?

Anonymous G replied with this 3 months ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,882

@previous (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)
Indy and syntax can take sides in the drunken boisterousness, with Indy backing up Green and Syntax siding with bert

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,886

@previous (G)
Brilliant!

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U (OP) double-posted this 3 months ago, 12 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #851,032

Bump

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 months ago, 5 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #851,128

Why is no one appreciating this hilarious post??

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #851,145

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I, too, am bepuzzled.

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U (OP) double-posted this 3 months ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #851,184

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