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Topic: Fake anon is moving in with the girl he lost his virginity to

beckyderp !LiptondPyg started this discussion 1 week ago #70,539

Like in the next week.

He met her while she was advertising for a roommate, fucked her, then figured, why not.

lol

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #850,742

In my defense I waited a whole 3 days before deciding this.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 31 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,743

Hope it works out better than the girl I lost my virginity to.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 19 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,744

@previous (C)
What happened with that?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,745

@850,742 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Lol

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 8 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,746

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
What is so funny?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,747

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Ya really really need to know the person you are going to live with. A few weeks - month or2

So Fake anon how are you at rolling the dice?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 5 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,749

@previous (Syntax)
It's only for 6 months so...idk. We'll see.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,750

@850,746 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I dunno its just ironic! 26 year old virgin moves in with the girl he lost his virginity to just days prior. It sounds like a sitcom

Syntax replied with this 1 week ago, 13 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,751

@850,749 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
New city with no friends and betting she has a few to share. New Job and now a bed partner

So best case do you think you will register for gifts for a wedding in the future so we can send you a wedding gift

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 6 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,752

Oh also she's a communist part time sort-of sex worker.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 1 week ago, 48 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,753

@850,750 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Do you think i should pitch my life story to a major cable network and hope to get a show?

Syntax replied with this 1 week ago, 34 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,754

@850,752 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> Oh also she's a communist part time sort-of sex worker.

Hummmm what exactly is a
> communist part time sort-of sex worker

At first glance that seems more like a case where you need to triple up on the condoms per session

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,755

@850,752 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You lost your virginity to a hooker and now you are going to live with her???? *facepalm*

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 29 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,756

@previous (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)

It's exciting, don't be lame.

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U replied with this 1 week ago, 55 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,757

@previous (G)
This should end well.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 58 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,758

@850,754 (Syntax)
She goes on dates with men for money and sometimes does other things with them.
@850,755 (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)
I slept with her for free so I'd say thats a pretty good deal.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 31 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,759

@850,755 (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)
You lost your virginity to that chick who had 1000 penises.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,760

@850,752 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> Oh also she's a communist part time sort-of sex worker.

Sounds hot. Go for it.

Anonymous I double-posted this 1 week ago, 30 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,761

lol whoops

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

Syntax replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,763

@850,758 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> She goes on dates with men for money and sometimes does other things with them.
>
> I slept with her for free so I'd say thats a pretty good deal.

Dang man. Rare but I am at a loss for words about your situation. Somehow I suspect this will end not so well

Suggest you get her steamed cleaned after every professional encounter and run her through the car wash inbetween. A power douche system is advised. Do you think she is up to a dunking in bleach solution b4 you end up in bed with her again.

Anonymous I replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,765

@previous (Syntax)
kill yourself

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 41 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,766

@850,760 (I)
Thanks.
@850,763 (Syntax)
I'm gonna make us both get tested before I sleep with her again. I don't plan on dating her so I don't really care what she does in her free time, but if we're gonna be sleeping together somewhat regularly i want to make sure I know what im getting myself and my penis into.

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U replied with this 1 week ago, 22 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,767

@850,759 (H)
What the hell are you even talking about, Lynne?

Syntax replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,768

@850,766 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Ah me thinks with your studies in Philosophy, you already have a clue what your penis is going to co-mingle with.

dw skg llc joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 8 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,770

hahahahaha this is great. smart moves, mark

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,771

@850,750 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
This.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,772

@850,766 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
heads up to wait 2 weeks before bothering getting tested, most STIs don't show up before then
and find a free clinic to do it since you're american and all


@850,763 (Syntax)
@850,755 (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)
do either of you even know any sex workers? somehow i doubt it

Syntax replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,773

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
No however I do read about them in the news - C them on TV as portrayed and of course movies about them. I do see them walking the streets on occasion and have been asked if I want to party - In fact I think that first time was in WDC.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 34 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,774

@previous (Syntax)
wow yeah tv and film are great at portraying people who are surrounded by stereotypes
you're right you're so informed
wow

Syntax replied with this 1 week ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #850,779

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
And then there are the many who end up in the news re torture by client or death which is a common occurrence

Based on your attitude you must have a slew of friends that are pros

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #850,782

@previous (Syntax)
yes a lot of my friends have done or are currently doing sex work

Syntax replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #850,788

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Quality group of friends you have NOT

dw skg llc replied with this 1 week ago, 2 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #850,790

@850,779 (Syntax)
dumb
you're dumb

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 48 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #850,791

@850,788 (Syntax)
yeah they're great i love them

Syntax replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #850,795

@850,790 (dw skg llc)
Dumb as in somehow with all my years of life I don't have friends in2 Sex work.

That kind of dumb I wish to remain part of

BUT Betting you do not have any friends in2 such gutter form of life

Anonymous C replied with this 1 week ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #850,808

@850,744 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
She was (is?) an alcoholic who I never heard from again a week after I had sex with her.

(Edited 8 seconds later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #850,810

@previous (C)
Your mistake was not moving in with her three days after fucking her.

Anonymous H replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #850,812

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
When will you introduce her to your parents?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #850,820

@previous (H)
Literally never.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,842

The little head is doing the thinking for the big head. Just as nature intended

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,847

Oh jeez. He is lust struck

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U replied with this 1 week ago, 45 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,861

http://minichan.org/topic/70541

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,890

@850,750 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> I dunno its just ironic! 26 year old virgin moves in with the girl he lost his virginity to just days prior. It sounds like a sitcom

I would renew my netflix subscription to watch this hahahaha you can't make this shit up.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,920

@OP
Get checked at the clinic.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 41 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,921

Will you play Date My Daughter with her?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,929

@850,890 (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)
I mean tbh its not like it's unusual to fuck your roommates but the virginity aspect makes it a bit funnier

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew replied with this 1 week ago, 35 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,933

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I completely lost it when I realized she's an escort on top of all that... I was sure such degenerates would be prohibited from inhabiting Israel.

henn joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,935

Congratulations. But you'll always be a virgin in my eyes

Anonymous I replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,941

@850,933 (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)
kill yourself

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,960

50 get
@850,847 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
No, I just need somewhere to stay and she liked me.
@850,921 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Abosolutely not, sorry.
@850,929 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It is very unusual to fuck your roommates but in this instance I don't care.
@850,935 (henn)
Thanks henn. I'd expect nothing less.

Anonymous E replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,961

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Does she have a legit job?

squeegee joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 5 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #851,122

wait a minute. so fake anon banged an escort for free and now he's shacking up with her? smooth. i'm proud of you, my boy, you're finally taking my advice.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 47 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #851,127

@850,961 (E)
Yes she works full time at an office and also on the side goes on dates with men in exchange for hundreds of dollars an hour.
@previous (squeegee)
Thanks, I learned from the best.

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

Syntax replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #851,156

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
How are you going to explain this to your mom?

squeegee replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #851,176

@851,127 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
when the time is right i'll teach you how to sneak out like a thief in the night and disappear. it's not hard, really. that's actually about it. knowing when is the hard part i guess. you've probably already fucked up and given her your real name anyway. just try not to sign anything and pay her your rent in cash.

wait- you're not trying to become her pimp, are you? don't let her be getting free pimp services off of you. i mean, help her out the first time cause you're a gentleman, but tell her you ain't working for free no more than that.

squeegee double-posted this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #851,177

i mean big daddy's gotta get paid if he's gonna be wearing velvet cowboy hats

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #851,221

@851,156 (Syntax)
I'm not going to tell my mom anything.
@851,176 (squeegee)
Lol. Thanks. No I'm not trying to become her pimp, just her roommate.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #851,223

@851,156 (Syntax)
Who explains their sex life to their mom?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #851,224

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Who doesn't??

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #851,225

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Me :(

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #851,226

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You can always start today :)

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #851,227

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
wait why would i do that

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #851,228

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Can you give one good reason why you would not do that?

Anonymous I replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #851,239

@851,223 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I don’t ⛔️

Syntax replied with this 1 week ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #851,356

@851,223 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> Who explains their sex life to their mom?

One wood not expect him too. However since as you he has expanded into a new social economic group need I say more.
He might brag about moving in with a gal who owns her own business - Not exactly sure how he is expected to explain wot that business is

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 37 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #851,371

@previous (Syntax)
Who brags about what their roommates job is?

Anonymous G replied with this 1 week ago, 30 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #851,372

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Good Old Boys

Syntax replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #851,374

@851,371 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Let me re-rite that
> He might tell his mom about moving in with a gal who owns her own business - Not exactly sure how he is expected to explain wot that business is

Anonymous I replied with this 6 days ago, 41 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #851,375

@previous (Syntax)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 days ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #851,475

I'm not telling my mother anything about who I'm living with.
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