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Topic: Bert, why do you love America so much?

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 week ago #69,259

The US has done nothing but screw you over and ruin your life. It also dishonorably discharged you from the Navy. Why be such a bootlicker?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #838,934

United we stand...divided we fall...it takes a village..

Anonymous B double-posted this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #838,935

@OP


My discharge wasn't dishorable..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 15 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #838,939

@previous (B)
My mistake. Sorry. Still, why be “united” with a crappy country that has made you homeless?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #838,952

@838,935 (B)
You don't get an honorable discharge when you're kicked out of the navy Gaybert.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 14 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,101

@previous (C)
Oh, come now - we all know Bert was never kicked out of the Navy.

It's common knowledge that he jumped ship at the first sign of trouble.

Anonymous C replied with this 1 week ago, 9 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,104

@previous (D)
Wait.... He jumped ship??? I thought he ran like a little bitch?

Anonymous D replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,106

@previous (C)
Of course not. He bravely turned tail and bolted in the face of the enemy.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 14 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,113

@839,101 (D)
@839,104 (C)
b-b-but he told me he regularly roundhouse kicks his enemies

Anonymous C replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,116

@839,106 (D)
He really is a chicken shit little bitch... Who would of thunk it?

@previous (E)
He can't bring a leg up high enough to kick someone in the kneecap, let alone do a roundhouse kick.

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

Anonymous E replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,119

@previous (C)
Are you suggesting bert the southern gentleman is not a truthful person?

Anonymous C replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,120

@previous (E)
Oh noooooo.... I would never say that about Bert, out of fear he might climb onto a step stool and attempt to roundhouse kick me.

Anonymous D replied with this 1 week ago, 4 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,171

@839,116 (C)
> He really is a chicken shit little bitch...

No, I won't have it - there was no cowardly retreat before hostile forces; he was simply attacking in reverse.
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