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Topic: Elvis Presley: Confirmed Child Molester!

Cub Reporter started this discussion 1 week ago #69,236

A relationship to ponder. Yes friends here we are again. The King of Rock & Roll Elvis Presley and his girlfriend Priscilla Beaulieu. They met when Elvis was in the military in Germany and the 23 year old Presley started molesting the 14 year old Priscilla right away. The molesting was confirmed by Priscilla in her book. Now the relationship was not consummated by penile entry into Priscilla's vagina. They both said the hymen was not ruptured until after marriage, but we must be open-minded about this molestation. Priscilla admitted that "they did everything short of intercourse"

What I want to touch on is. What does everything else short of intercourse pertain to? Especially when you are talking about a very sexual one and only King of Rock & Roll at the time.

Of course we know he tasted that virginal pussy but, did he get to that fartbox of the child? My guess would be a big YES! I would bet he tongue punched that 14 year old fartbox like it was a a a ummm ummm 14 years old fartbox. Also to consider is, did he mount up that 14 year old asshole? Again Priscilla said he did not penetrate her vagina but made no mention of her asshole!!?? I have a feeling he may well have. Of course Elvis had to dump his load somewhere. And I am sure her face, belly, mouth and hands were some sweet targets for the 23 year old rocker soldier. But just maybe deep inside that young child colon a load or two made its way in there!

So what do all of you fine people here think? Was the 14 years old molested properly and with dignity? Or was the fartbox tongued? Was it penetrated by the 23 year old King of Rock's Cock? What says you?? Thank you for your time and all answers are appreciated!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #838,767

And I have a fat nigger cock in my cum filled throat.

Cub Reporter (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 6 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #838,769

@previous (B)

Make sure to back off of it before you turn blue.

Fuck Dogg joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 11 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #838,771

what the fuck is wrong with you

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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 22 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #838,777

tg;dr

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #838,862

In her 1985 autobiography, Elvis and Me, Priscilla describes Presley as a very passionate man who was not overtly sexual towards her. According to her account, the singer told her that they had to wait until they were married before having intercourse. He said, "I'm not saying we can't do other things. It's just the actual encounter. I want to save it." Priscilla says in her autobiography that she was a virgin and she and Elvis did not have sex until their wedding night.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #838,924

They say towards the end Elvis would dip qtips into liquid cocaine and insert them into his nose..

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Cub Reporter joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 14 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,058

@previous (F)

Then he would go for Priscilla's butthole would be my guess!
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