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Topic: i just passed out for like a minute. i only kind of remember getting dizzy and stumbling

Meta started this discussion 4 days ago #68,233

i felt like i was half asleep and having dreamlike thoughts when i realized that my ear was throbbing and that i was lying on the ground with my head on my nightstand. has never happened before. i mean, i was smoking and i got dizzy and that's why it happened but still weird

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 42 seconds later[^] [v] #832,031

You just had a stroke bud, go get that checked out.

Meta (OP) replied with this 4 days ago, 36 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #832,032

a video was playing on my computer so that's how i know how long i was lying there
BIZARRE

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 29 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #832,033

@previous (Meta)
Is this the Japanese chef who made Trump's burger in Tokyo?

Meta (OP) replied with this 4 days ago, 43 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,034

@previous (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)
it's rapper bizarre

Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,036

It’s a stroke from your obesity, McDiet, and drinking. Not kidding: you might want to see a doctor.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,040

How long were you lying there?

Meta (OP) replied with this 4 days ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,042

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
it was nearly two minutes i think? i know i spent a few seconds on the ground confused before i checked

@832,036 (Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc)
i'm opposite meta. tonight i'm drinking a glass of orange juice and some craft cider with my home made soba noodles and tsuyu. i'm underweight.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,043

throbbing ear suggests disturbance to inner ear vestibular system, many possible causes

Meta (OP) replied with this 4 days ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,045

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
i'm pretty sure the cause was i fell onto my nightstand. think i was aiming for the bed

Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc replied with this 4 days ago, 38 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,049

@previous (Meta)
It was a fucking stroke. See a fucking doctor. I do not like you, but I do not hate you like I do Syntax, and I do not want you to die.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 4 days ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #832,050

well then there could be momentary loss of blood pressure for whatever reason ranging from relatively innocuous to urgently dangerous

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,059

This has happened to me before, exactly the same.

I was smoking in another room and went back into the central area and on the way everything went foggy and my mind started thinking oddly. I turned into the door when I entered the room and tried to close it by slamming it with my body (I was very weak but strongly felt that I had to shut the door).

Then there was a blackness for what felt like a few seconds. I had full control of my cognition. I had no memory of feeling faint so was confused and figured that I had gone to bed and was asleep. Slowly everything swam back around

My hearing came back before my vision. My sister was saying my name. Then I saw her crouching in front of me looking concerned. I was laying on the floor and my head was throbbing.

I later learned I had lost consciousness, collapsed sideways and hit my head quite hard on my radiator, then collapsed onto the floor and my limbs were shaking hard

I don't think it was a stroke though, I think it was just a sudden loss of blood pressure

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 36 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,060

Smoke as in smoke weed? If so that happened to me once, apparently to do with it being blood thinning

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,068

Smoking tobacco has done that to me before when I was a wee babe. Either way you should get that checked out.
Oh we are passing out buds! Except I didn't eat dinner, drank beer, smoked weed, and did ghb and eventually felt kinda funky, puked a little bit, and apparently passed out

Anonymous G replied with this 4 days ago, 13 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,073

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)

The best way to fall asleep

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,077

Oh, look at that. Seems as if Meta suffered a mini McStroke.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 4 days ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,090

@832,073 (G)
Someone carried me upstairs and put me to bed and pet my hair :')

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,098

@832,068 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
When you were a wee babe...what like fifteen years ago..

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

Syntax joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 30 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,104

In my 10 Myle zone this is from last nites news.
http://ktla.com/2017/11/13/carlsbad-woman-convicted-in-murder-for-hire-plot-faints-in-court-after-hearing-verdict/

If one is going to faint none can be more dramatic than this

More complete but the action starts at 41 seconds into the clip

http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/courts/sd-no-murderforhire-verdict-20171113-story.html

Fake Meta on a Phone joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,122

@832,059 (G)
yeah that's pretty much exactly what happened. I heard the TV before I really opened my eyes or... saw anything. i don't know if my eyes were open or not. I actually dropped my pipe on the floor next to me. dangerous! my ear still hurts
I don't even remember what I stood up for

Fake Meta on a Phone double-posted this 3 days ago, 35 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,123

@832,060 (H)
oh yeah it was weed
and tobacco
same time

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 3 days ago, 10 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,125

@previous (Fake Meta on a Phone)
Oh yeah that can do that

Anonymous G replied with this 3 days ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,127

@832,090 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)

I wish someone would do that for me

Lucky

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 3 days ago, 18 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,129

@previous (G)
Do you do that for other people?

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 21 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,130

Tobacco and weed have both individually caused me to pass out

Anonymous G replied with this 3 days ago, 10 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,132

@832,129 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)

I would if I knew they wanted it but I would probably be too afraid of looking like a rapist

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 8 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,135

Remember drugs are bad.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 3 days ago, 18 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,139

@832,132 (G)
I guess just generally caring for others tends to get people to care for you too

Meta joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 28 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,140

@832,033 (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)

> Is this the Japanese chef who made Trump's burger in Tokyo?

According to his 23 and me, he had a Japanese ancestor between 1810-1820 so he's Japanese. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 days ago, 7 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,218

@832,130 (N)

> Tobacco and weed have both individually caused me to pass out

pussy
just kidding
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