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Topic: My 23andme results came in, fora?

Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc started this discussion 6 days ago #68,178

As I suspected, I am French and Spanish. Also, as I told you, I have a tiny bit of African. I am very disappointed that I am also part British, and not Jewish.

Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc (OP) double-posted this 6 days ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #831,513

Also, I am 52% more Neanderthal than all 23andme users.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 10 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #831,515

Show us!

Chesty LaRue !Ep8pui8Vw2 joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,537

And I am also 93% gay.

Chesty LaRue !Ep8pui8Vw2 double-posted this 6 days ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,538

@831,515 (B)
I do not need to show you basement dewlling, braindead, Trump supporters anything. Thanks.

Chesty LaRue !Ep8pui8Vw2 triple-posted this 6 days ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,539

@831,515 (B)
I do not need to show you basement dewlling, braindead, Trump supporters anything. Thanks.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 24 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,540

As a Brit I'm also disappointed you're part British.

brie !iFDoautiSM joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 56 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,544

@831,513 (Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc)
Hi, Randy Marsh!

Anonymous B replied with this 6 days ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,546

@831,538 (Chesty LaRue !Ep8pui8Vw2)
Meaning that you are, once again, lying. You're probably Irish and Guatemalan or some equally disgusting combination.

Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc (OP) replied with this 6 days ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,586

French-Spanish-African. Confirmed by science. Thanks.

Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc (OP) double-posted this 6 days ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,627

@previous (Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc)
Not a word from the angry doubters now LOl! Can’t argue with DNA, bitches! Hahahahaha!

Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc (OP) triple-posted this 6 days ago, 42 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,628

@831,540 (D)
The feeling is mutual. Go eat your tinned baked beans and flavorless mushy peas.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 days ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,630

@previous (Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc)
No thanks. I'll just explore the world, discover gravity, invent penicillin. Punch well above our weight in all sporting events. Make the first and last stand against Nazis and have the world longest running democracy.

Have a nice day you tub of lard.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,631

@831,627 (Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc)

What if DNA is a hoax devised by the Germans to legitimize eugenics?

Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc (OP) replied with this 6 days ago, 32 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,645

@previous (F)
Then we are all screwed.

Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc (OP) double-posted this 6 days ago, 24 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,646

@831,630 (D)
Nice genocide and slavery, not to mention no seasoning on roasts.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,650

@831,627 (Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc)
idgaf

kill yourself

Anonymous D replied with this 6 days ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,651

@831,646 (Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc)
And the Spanish and French are innocent? Funny now you bring up genocide.

Oh, and we removed slavery before the Americans.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc (OP) replied with this 6 days ago, 5 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,652

@previous (D)
As a descendant of a slave, I must comment that you actually HAD slavery before you removed it!

Anonymous D replied with this 6 days ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,653

@previous (Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc)
As a rational human being, I must comment that you're a retard!

Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc (OP) replied with this 6 days ago, 11 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,654

@previous (D)
Says the slavemonger.

Anonymous G replied with this 6 days ago, 45 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,655

@831,652 (Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc)
Where did the DNA test say your ancestors were slaves?!

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,656

What are the percentages?

Anonymous C replied with this 6 days ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,657

@831,627 (Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc)
So you still believe everything then internet tells you huh?

Fucking loser......

Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc (OP) replied with this 6 days ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,658

@831,656 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Prefer not to say.

Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc (OP) double-posted this 6 days ago, 41 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,659

@831,655 (G)
It says that I had a fully West African ancestor who was born between 1700 and 1820. That can only mean one thing.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 days ago, 25 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,660

@831,658 (Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc)
In other words, you're full of shit, like always.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 6 days ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,665

@831,658 (Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc)
Thats kind of weird

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,666

If you really had those results you would be posting evidence all over the place.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 days ago, 24 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,670

Typical Matt...... When questioned, he goes silent.

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 5 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,718

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 5 days ago, 48 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,741

Come on, let us see the paperwork.

Oh shit it just occurred to me. Are you hiding a slave owning heritage?

(Edited 34 seconds later.)

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 7 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,744

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Matt is descended from an illegitimate relationship between a slave owner and one of his slaves!

Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc (OP) replied with this 5 days ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,746

@previous (K)
You got it. That is the truth. It is not exactly something to be proud of.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 5 days ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,751

@previous (Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc)
Seriously did your family own slaves?

Anonymous K replied with this 5 days ago, 8 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,752

@831,746 (Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc)
You can play the race card, the victim card, and the Trump card! It's the best of both worlds

Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc (OP) replied with this 5 days ago, 21 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,754

@831,751 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Yes.

Anonymous K replied with this 5 days ago, 15 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,755

@831,751 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Great grandpappy owned slaves, great grandmammy was one!

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 5 days ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #831,756

@831,754 (Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc)
Thats interesting. How many?
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