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Topic: I am experiencing free Canadian health care

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL started this discussion 2 months ago #67,100

I've been here nearly two hours and only seen a triage nurse lmao

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #822,151

I'm fukkin bored and I want a snack

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 19 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #822,152

Come to America where you will wait less time but billed $500 for a band-aid. Thanks.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 53 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,153

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yeah I cant afford that

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 months ago, 42 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,155

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Anyone has access to medical bankruptcy. Thanks.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 36 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,156

Also I saw a psychiatrist this morning and doctors give me so much anxiety I was tearing up in this waiting room
Thanks klonopin you make me functional

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 months ago, 17 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,157

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
What are you seeing the doctor for?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 0 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,158

@822,155 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Man that's fucked up

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 30 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,159

@822,157 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
The possible conjunctivitis
It is manifesting differently than last time but it is persistent

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 months ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,161

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Aww feel better bb :(

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 5 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,162

@822,156 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)


taking loads of pharms is retarded..

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,163

@previous (C)
Weren't you looking for stackers? I hate to tell you those are just knock off pharmaceuticals.

@822,161 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Thanks :(

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,164

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
everyone.. is bert..

Anonymous C replied with this 2 months ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,165

@822,163 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I know..

but that's different...I know what I'm doing..(says everyone who abuses substances)..

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 19 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,166

@previous (C)
So hush.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 11 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,168

I could use a fucking drink

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 months ago, 5 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,170

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
What about a regular drink?

Anonymous D replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,171

I get free American healthcare. It is a lot faster than your shitty free Canadian healthcare.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,172

@822,170 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
:s

@previous (D)
Magic, how?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 19 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,173

I need to get a family doctor

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,175

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Just marry a doctor.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 54 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,178

@previous (E)
Marriage no thx

Anonymous D replied with this 2 months ago, 51 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,179

@822,172 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Because I'm poor and I live in a State that won't overlook that.

(Edited 58 seconds later.)

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #822,188

@822,155 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Is this true? Could you just get a cancer treatment and then file bankruptcy?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 59 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #822,189

@previous (F)
In certain states the debtors will then pursue family members to pay the debts.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #822,191

In the US you still have to wait that long.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #822,209

Hahaha its a virus so they can't do anything
This blows
I never go to doctors and the one time I do its useless

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #822,212

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
herpes..

Syntax replied with this 2 months ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #822,214

@822,209 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/51255/jewish-chicken-soup/
https://www.joyofkosher.com/2017/09/chicken-soup-a-classic-jewish-recipe/

May not cure or may - Will be tasty and make you feel more better. Do not let anyone tell you that Lipton is a good sub in this case

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #822,215

@previous (Syntax)
I have been advised to consume shitloads of ginger and garlic

Syntax replied with this 2 months ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #822,219

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Those are the Chinese cures - Both real real cheap and available

A Quick lookC for Garlic then Ginger
Garlic is also a triple threat against infections, offering antibacterial, antiviral and antifungal properties. Not only is it effective at killing antibiotic-resistant bacteria, including MRSA, but it also fights yeast infections, viruses and parasites. Garlic must be fresh to give you optimal health benefits though.


Ginger. Ginger has been traditionally used to treat colds and flu. Chinese studies have shown that ginger helps kill influenza viruses (even avian flu), and an Indian report shows that it increases the immune system's ability to fight infection

Syntax double-posted this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #822,220

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/19/chicken-soup-for-colds_n_6327998.html

In a 2000 study published in the journal of the American College of Chest Physicians, researchers found that chicken soup could help reduce upper-respiratory inflammation, which leads to those annoying qualities of a cold, like a stuffy head and incessant sneezing. Many doctors believe that colds are caused by viral infections. The body responds to these infections by sending over white blood cells to take charge, though they are not really effective in killing the virus. Instead, they lead to those cold-like symptoms that make you feel crummy.

Stephen Rennard, M.D, Larson Professor of Medicine at the University of Nebraska Medical Center and one of the study’s leaders, found that fewer white blood cells attempted to be heroes when the body had chicken soup in its system. The soup had some “very modest but clearly measurable” ability to promote an anti-inflammatory activity, he explained in a UNMC video about the research (watch here). Even more, fluids — not specific to soup alone — loosen congestion and support hydration.

Anonymous H replied with this 2 months ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #822,223

@822,209 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
HIV virus

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #822,226

@previous (H)
You're an HIV virus

Anonymous G replied with this 2 months ago, 31 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #822,241

@822,219 (Syntax)
@822,220 (Syntax)
Thanks, Siri!

Anonymous F replied with this 2 months ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #822,338

@822,189 (G)
They could just declare bankruptcy too

Anonymous G replied with this 2 months ago, 9 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #822,347

@previous (F)
A beautiful system!
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