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Minichan

Topic: found a club that gets you drunk as fuck

squeegee started this discussion 2 months ago #66,933

Externally hosted imageit's a gay bar, i'm hiding in the back with my new lesbian friends. i haven't been this drunk off 8 dollars in a long time. if i make it home i'll post, otherwise i may need somome to bail me out in the morning. i'm on a lot of restroom coke.

hot chicks everywhere, but i can't tell which are lesbian and which are transexual. odd place. might be taking x in a bit.

squeegee (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 46 seconds later[^] [v] #820,914

also the jury is still out on my lesbian friends. not sure which ones are trannies if at all. will report back.

also, fuck uber

(Edited 21 seconds later.)

McTurnip™ !meATfarTdc joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,915

> inb4 you have your first BJ...as the giver

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,916

inb4 squeegee wakes up with a sore rump in a cheap motel room.

squeegee (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,917

@820,915 (McTurnip™ !meATfarTdc)
@previous (C)
my new friends would never let that happen. besides, not my first rodeo. if you think i can't hadle doing coke and x at a gar bar then y'all don't know squeegee

squeegee (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 6 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,918

i got a free drink earlier too, like the bartender brought it by and pointed our the guy who sent it. i raised my glass to him. thanks bro.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 38 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,919

@previous (squeegee)
He wants your dick just fyi.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 40 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,920

@820,918 (squeegee)
See @820,916 (C)

squeegee (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 5 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,921

@820,919 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
no kidding.

squeegee (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,922

yeah, so, the bathrooms aren't safe.

squeegee (OP) triple-posted this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,923

stranger danger

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 months ago, 6 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,924

@820,922 (squeegee)
what

squeegee (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,925

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
the bathrooms. they aren't safe.

squeegee (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 36 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,926

okay guys, i'm talking to a legit non-lesbian female with a biological puss, i gotta run. bbl

(Edited 1 minute later.)

squeegee (OP) triple-posted this 2 months ago, 7 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,927

okay, i stole some x from a twink with a backpack. we're rolling.

real dw !8MwYJxxi8E joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 8 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,928

@previous (squeegee)
lol

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,936

@820,926 (squeegee)
@820,927 (squeegee)
SUBSCRIBE

squeegee (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,954

fucking wild night. i had to break a door down to get out of a parking garage at one point. trying to find my way back to my car.

squeegee (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,955

oh yeah, the god damned bathroom, at one point i went into a stall to piss and some dude tried following me in. i stopped him and dude said, "can i join you," and i just laughed and said, "nah dude, i'm trying to take a piss," and he walked out. fuckimg weird, man, i guess dude was going to blow me on the toilet? can i join you, lol.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 25 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,956

@previous (squeegee)
How did it turn out with the legit non-lesbian female with a biological puss?

squeegee (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 15 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,958

@previous (H)
i'll be honest with you, that period between about 11:00 and 3:00 is kinda blurry. she left?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,961

Degenerate

squeegee joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,981

@previous (I)
i bet you're fun at parties

squeegee double-posted this 2 months ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,982

you know, i didn't realize how thin a line there is between going out to dinner and having a drink and doing coke in the bathroom of a gay bar in uptown.

real dw !8MwYJxxi8E replied with this 2 months ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,983

@previous (squeegee)
having fun is dangerous

squeegee replied with this 2 months ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,984

@previous (real dw !8MwYJxxi8E)
if you do it right

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,986

Hahaha! Squeegee, you crazy cunt!

Anonymous C replied with this 2 months ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,991

@820,984 (squeegee)
agree..

Syntax joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,992

@820,984 (squeegee)
> but i can't tell which are lesbian and which are transexual

Given you're in2 stuffing things - You best learn quickly

Anonymous G replied with this 2 months ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,031

@OP do you have the same number of organs today as you did yesterday?

squeegee replied with this 2 months ago, 32 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,034

@previous (G)
yeah, same number but i don't think they're all in the same condition they were in this time yesterday.

squeegee (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,066

haven't really slept in a while. having dinner and margaritas. i don't see any lesbians this time though so it may be a boring dinner.

squeegee (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 11 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,069

hey, guess what, some kinda cute chick is sitting over here. gotta run.

edit: she just told the bartender she's in dallas cause her husband of 2 years is texting some ho.

good fortune shines on squeegee

(Edited 1 minute later.)

squeegee (OP) triple-posted this 2 months ago, 19 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,073

nevermind. bullshit artist that one is. she's gotten 2 free shots and a free app tray from the bartender so far.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 13 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,074

@previous (squeegee)
nice

squeegee (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 6 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,077

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
3 free shots lol. bartender said he "made too much." going full on mr.niceguy neckbeard.

her story is changing. military husband, doesn't know rank. bullshit, she'd know every detail of his paygrade.

squeegee (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 5 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,078

bartender jody with the 4th free shot. wow

squeegee (OP) triple-posted this 2 months ago, 7 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,079

i have never before today heard a sexual innuendo remark made about hard tacos. such a nice evening out.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 2 months ago, 5 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,081

@previous (squeegee)
it's a nice night ey
Today has been a nice day

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

squeegee (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,082

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
ey

squeegee (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,083

wow. i am fucking impressed. now she's twirling her hair and flirting with a girl telling the same tale of cheating woe. i think she eats for free frequently. damn.

squeegee (OP) triple-posted this 2 months ago, 7 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,085

asked where her husband is stationed by girl. said, "idk, all over the place. he's never home." girl had funny look on her face. i think cracks in her story are showing.

Anonymous F replied with this 2 months ago, 14 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,093

@previous (squeegee)
since you don't have anything better to do than eavesdrop and post on minichan at the bar why dont you just poke holes in her yarn until she leaves

squeegee (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,096

okay, all but confirmed. she asked if how i could eat all my spoapillas and i just said, "i'm not buying it," and she ignored me after that. she didn't even say, "what?" she knows. i knows. we had a moment. think this caps off my weekend.

Anonymous F replied with this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,100

@previous (squeegee)
she's good

Anonymous G replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,115

@821,096 (squeegee)
damlol
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