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Topic: Replacing your lover's Gas-X gas relief pills...

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 months ago #65,946

...with industrial-grade laxatives so that she turns, rocks, rolls, shakes, shimmies, jives, rattles, rolls, writhes, oscillates, waxes, wanes, waffles, and vibrates in unbearable agony and excruciating torture while attempting to relieve her vast and repeating waves of bowel movements. Could anything be more intimate and loving?

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The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #812,974


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