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Topic: What is it about Matt that gives him such a following of retarded obsessed shut-ins?

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 week ago #65,864

Why do so many sufferers of autism follow around and devote themselves to a fat alcoholic shitposter?
Is his shitposting really that powerful? Is his personality really that magnetic? Do his poots™ really hold this much weight, or are the angry anons simply as mentally disturbed as they seem?

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #812,394

@OPenis
Oh look fora, it's Matt stroking his ego.

beckyderp !yDoooooooo joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #812,395

He's actually pretty charming and intelligent
It just makes his shitposting and lying more infuriating
That's my theory at least

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,410

We shall never stop obsessing over Matt, not ever. We shall stalk him into his grave. Hahaha!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,421

Hi Matt! You're still pretty upset, aren't you?

That's the problem with you, you'll never be a man.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,425

@previous (E)
Quite an obsession you have there.

Anonymous E replied with this 1 week ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,431

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
You really enjoy being Matt's second hand boy, don't you?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,435

@previous (E)
His life has no other meaning.

Anonymous E replied with this 1 week ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,438

@previous (G)
Trufax. Drinking cheap cider, shitting in hats, crying on MC, and being Matt's McLover, is the only life he has....or knows.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 1 week ago, 6 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,570

@812,431 (E)
@812,435 (G)
@previous (E)
Nice samefagging, TG.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 11 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,573

oops merry men ruined my post

(Edited 24 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 9 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,578

@812,410 (D)
"We" posting and then samefagging got you banned last time

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,609

@previous (A)
I don't know what genius mod thought it was a good idea to unban him.
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