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Minichan

Topic: Official 2017 Minigarden Thread

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 weeks ago #65,670

What have you been growing this year, MC? Pics and stories welcome.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #810,772

Pubic hair.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,773

Like 2016, I only have about 500 square feet of growing space and most of it is for perennial ornamentals.

I'm growing only three indeterminate varieties of heirloom tomatoes this year: Black from Tula, Brandywine, and Cherokee Purple. I'm feeding them a granulated 5-5-5 organic fertilizer.

Cherokee Purple remains my favorite. It grows well and has a great flavor with balanced acidity.

Black from Tula are still tasty and productive but I'm finding them sensitive to water and inconsistent in ripening.

Brandywine are delicious and productive. They're almost too sweet and too low acid.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 24 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,774

@810,772 (B)
This is a serious thread. Please cease and desist immediately

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 10 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,775

Here's today's harvest. I get this quantity about twice a week.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,776

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 9 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,778

@previous (C)
mods please ionize and ban this turkey

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,780

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 15 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,784

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #810,792

@810,780 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
I think it is.

Meta joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #810,830

@810,775 (A)
It's interesting how the genes for taste and flavor are not the same. Those tomatoes look like total shit. But probably taste better than pic related which looks amazing and is available at Walmart year round.

Syntax replied with this 2 weeks ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #810,833

@previous (Meta)
The Roma tomatoes I buy every week from Whole Foods are terrific.
I never ever want to view a tomato bug in my garden again. These days I grow herbs and a mass of Basil - I have a jungle of Basil currently

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #810,835

itt: posters take a break from their Nintendos..

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #810,868

yet so amused by this retared obsession by tomatoes i want to comment that you moreover should obsess about the carnal fleshy august animal tomatoe of the female body. To suggest to you you stop this idiotic to the point of being aggrievingly retareded posting poignantly dumb pictures of tomatoes to which only a child would still feel a little exuberance and excited stimulated imaginatory impulses.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #810,869

varmints ate all my crops but I still have some apples to harvest

beckyderp !yDoooooooo joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #810,874

great draad

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 5 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #810,921

@810,868 (H)
kill yourself immediately

@810,869 (I)
Squirrels and/or rats be stealing my tomatoes. Pic related 😥

@810,830 (Meta)
Yeahhh these taste so dank. I still have to tell myself that their outer blemishes don't mean they'll taste bad. It's such an odd conditioning. The interiors are fucking gorgeous, though. I should get a photo of them sliced up.

The split skin is mostly from inconsistent watering. I've been struggling to find the right balance during all of these 90°F to 100°F days.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 46 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #810,922

@810,874 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
Thanks, bud.

Meta replied with this 1 week ago, 7 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,083

@previous (A)
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/09/the-evil-reign-of-the-red-delicious/379892/ got me thinking about appearance vs. taste.

I don't think tasteless homogeneous produce is a GMO Monsanto conspiracy so much as we're wired to choose food by appearance.

Syntax replied with this 1 week ago, 52 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,089

OP
Are your tomatoes Heirlooms
The ones I buy are never perfect looking but damn tasty when opened up

brie !iFDoautiSM joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,090

raspberries and grapes

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #811,112

@811,089 (Syntax)
get the fuck out this thread is about growing produce and not about buying it

If you had reading comprehension you would notice that in the third post I state they are heirloom.

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 39 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #811,128

@811,090 (brie !iFDoautiSM)
Nice!

I've seen some local raspberries still putting on fruit. How has your crop been?

Just a few weeks ago I snagged a few green grapes while walking around town. They were amazing. Are you growing green or red grapes?

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 1 week ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #811,138

@811,083 (Meta)

Meta replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #811,140

@previous (A)
Like, on the rational level I know those are much tastier than my Walmart™ tomatoes but on a primal level they look disgusting and possibly rotten.

brie !iFDoautiSM replied with this 1 week ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #811,145

@811,128 (A)
Red grapes. The raspberry output is not the greatest this year but I always have some to mix into yogurt.

Anonymous E replied with this 1 week ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #811,166

@811,140 (Meta)
His tomatoes are rotten. How much money and time for rotten tomatoes. OP needs to learn to shop in a market.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #812,135

@previous (E)

Anonymous I replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #812,138

@previous (A)
killer

brie !iFDoautiSM replied with this 1 week ago, 1 day later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #812,603

Raspberries. I didn't harvest the doctor pepper from my garden.

brie !iFDoautiSM double-posted this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #812,605

Externally hosted imageGrapes on vine.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #812,607

the good ol days..

once upon a time...years ago...in my backyard..

A cherry tree a plum tree two pear trees an apple tree grapes two fig bushes..

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 23 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #812,618

mostly grass and decorative plants

there is a banana plant but it has never yielded any bananas

also grapes which will be due to harvest soon™

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #812,619

@812,605 (brie !iFDoautiSM)
Those grapes look so damn good.

@812,607 (L)
This thread is about what you are growing this year and not about your latest Wendy's purchase.

brie !iFDoautiSM replied with this 1 week ago, 15 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #812,628

@previous (A)
hit me up on irc, i will see about getting you a bottle of the wine.

Anonymous E replied with this 1 week ago, 22 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #812,640

@812,619 (A)
Excuse me. Where did he mention Wendy's?
Also those tomatoes of yours are not fit for Wendy's.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 1 day later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #813,179

yesterday's harvest

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #813,181

@previous (A)
Looks like a tumor. Consider shopping at a supermarket.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #813,200

@previous (N)
troll harder m8
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