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Topic: help squeegee pick a vacation spot this year

squeegee started this discussion 3 months ago #65,630

i've got some real vacation time coming to me and i'm thinking i want to do some traveling. but i have a few specific requirements and the last time i told a travel agent what i wanted she asked me to leave her offices. how was i supposed to know that requesting a vacation spot with legal prostitution and very loose drug laws was going to offend her so greatly. i can't fucking read minds.

so yeah, that's the short list. i'd also like it to rain frequently, be relatively cool, and have a very robust night life with lots of techno clubs or raves. and there should be gambling nearby. i should want to stay at pretty modest lodgings, so it won't have to be a fancy place. and i have time to do some traveling too, so i could kinda hop around to a few places if there's good mass transportation.

recommend me some places. anywhere. the further the better, i would think.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #810,319

Houston TX
Portland OR
Wherever the fuck DasSheeple is from

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,320

all humans have to go to israel once, your next

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,322

Syria

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,328

If you come to Portland we could consume a lot of marijuana together and ascend time deep into the ether

Anonymous C replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,330

i'm 27 and got nowhere to go .. well I do got a huge cock .. what do i do now ?

squeegee (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 30 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,331

@810,320 (C)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Israel
> Prostitution in Israel is legal, but organized prostitution in the form of brothels and pimping is prohibited.
hmm, no brothels huh? they sometimes have cheap rooms to rent. i guess that'd be fine.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_in_Israel
> Cannabis in Israel is illegal for recreational use

uh, alright, i don't really need to hear anymore about israel. it doesn't meet more than half of my minimum requirements.

squeegee (OP) double-posted this 3 months ago, 8 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,339

@810,328 (E)
well, i see they have brothels and i know weed is cool there. is there any gambling nearby? and how's the night life? i want to get drunk as fuck and pass out on a train and be harassed by the transit authority. then i want to wander the streets aimlessly and be offered sex and drugs.

and again, there should be lots of techno music and be raining. does that sound like portland?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 4 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,343

@previous (squeegee)
Brothels and weed all totally legal in Amsterdam.
One wonders if that infamous guy still sticks his thumb in dykes.

inb4someoneasksforwoodenshoes.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 months ago, 4 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,346

@810,339 (squeegee)
There's seedy prostitution out on some main roads in town. There's a vibrant escort and companion service in more libertine environments (backpage, etc). There are also tons of strip clubs where patrons have had varying success with extracurricular activities. The 18+ "juice bar" strip clubs that do not serve alcohol are effectively entirely unregulated and have a lot of back rooms where beejs flow like wine.

There are two or three Native American casinos within an hour or two of the city.

The night life is okay. "Old Town" is the neighborhood in which you'll find people doing shit 24/7. People dealing crack, meth, and heroin will approach you every other block.

The light rail lines and buses do not run around the clock and all of their lines have terminal stops. You'd be guaranteed to get yelled at and kicked out.

The underground rave scene has faltered a bit in recent years as economic development turns some industrial centers around.

It rains a lot from October through May.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,349

With your millions, you would be a FOOL not to go to Asia. China, Laos, Vietnam -- anywhere except Korea and Japan, you will be a literal KING and have the time of your life.

Syntax replied with this 3 months ago, 5 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,357

@previous (G)
He wood lose a lot of time being sick as in dysentery.
He could spend months healing up from Tuberculous.

Anonymous G replied with this 3 months ago, 5 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,360

@previous (Syntax)
Shut up moron. Enough with your stupid BS.

Syntax replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,362

@previous (G)
I must have touched a nerve eh.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,368

@810,360 (G)
nice madpost

squeegee (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 50 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,372

@810,343 (Syntax)
see, i like the idea of landing at an airport, getting fucked up in amsterdam, and then like 3 weeks later sobering up in germany having been to ibiza and not even remembering it. that's how good a time i want to have.

@810,349 (G)
don't think i haven't considered Macau, but i don't know their drug policy. i just assume there are hookers everywhere.

Anonymous G replied with this 3 months ago, 21 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,373

@810,362 (Syntax)
No, you are just incredibly annoying by repeating the same BS over and over for fucking years.

Anonymous G double-posted this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,376

@810,372 (squeegee)
Oh, so you are a typical Western "tourist", meaning you ignore the local culture and wonderful people and food, and just get drunk like you would at home? Gotcha. I had hoped for better from you.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 months ago, 25 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,377

@810,373 (G)
Confirmed for arg

Syntax replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,385

@810,372 (squeegee)
I have enjoyed Amsterdam multiple times - Until this moment with lookC I was not aware they have a Casino.

@810,373 (G)
Guessing the mention of Asia and dysentery & Tuberculous Triggers ya

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,386

@810,376 (G)
Matt shtick.

Meta joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,387

Come to Houston.

We have, um, pretty much the same stuff you have in Dallas except it's not totally gay here.

squeegee (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 14 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,389

@810,376 (G)
> and just get drunk like you would at home?

i don't think you understand the level of debauchery i'm going for here, dude. i'm looking for an environment in which to completely submit to all of my vices for at least several weeks on end. all of my vices. not just gluttony and curiosity. and i don't really need to even leave the country, but it hardly ever rains in las vegas and i was hoping to wander the wet streets of some foreign place so i'll trip just that much harder.

Syntax replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,390

@previous (squeegee)
You did not say when the vacation starts. Vegas is NOT a place to be out on the street in the summer. Also prostitution exists of course but is not legal in that city.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 months ago, 3 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,391

@previous (Syntax)
You're retarded and cannot read for shit. He specifically included Las Vegas as a negative, counter example.

Syntax replied with this 3 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #810,392

@previous (E)
> but it hardly ever rains in las vegas

When a retard like you calls me retarded that is an honor.

Now may I suggest you select a fish you can fry that includes the guts full of poo, because it fits your crummy personality.

squeegee (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #810,394

@810,387 (Meta)
i've been to houston a few times, the nightlife is pretty great actually. lots of densely packed areas with clubs and bars downtown. the problem with dallas nightlife is everyone is stuck up their asses. like the bar owners. they make these ridiculously garrish "upscale" clubs and play shit music so ugly people in expensive clothes can talk about their fancy cars and job titles with each other. there's like 2 places i like going anymore and they're super far from where i currently live :/ but if you like improv comedy clubs and upscale bistro/bar/hooka lounges then dallas is the place for you.

and yeah, if you don't mind the gays then oaklawn is actually one of the coolest areas in town. especially since the last time i went to deep ellum it was absolute shit and dead as fuck. everyone goes to the "safer" area, McKinney Ave., but that upscale bistro nightclub shit is boring as fuck. the gays at least know how to party.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous G replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #810,396

@previous (squeegee)
The good thing about Houston nightlife is all the Latin bars...Latinas are hot.

squeegee (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #810,399

@previous (G)
most prostitutes do tend to be rather hot regardless of race. i do agree that latinas are hot, but where i'm going i won't be needing to worry about average hotness of locals.

(Edited 21 seconds later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 3 months ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #810,404

shut up mate i already did all that, you just green as youth monkey

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #810,407

I had a suggestion...but I've never heard anything about it raining there...and they say it's very very hot..

so...even though I feel it's exactly where you should be...it does not fit your criteria...so I won't bother..

squeegee (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #810,492

@previous (J)
i've already been to hell a bunch of times, bert. it always sounds really exciting, but to be honest it's usually a big let down.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #810,495

@previous (squeegee)
https://levelskip.com/simulation/Five-Excellent-Mods-That-Improve-Minecrafts-Nether

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #810,556

Burning man is over though

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #810,571

I'd suggest New Zealand, but the access to drugs would let you down

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #810,574

Pattaya

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 9 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #810,628

When I was 18 I traveled and smoked a lot, occasionally buying girls to use/abuse. It's cute squeegees adult fantasies of wealth are the same as my deeply unfulfilling life as a teenager.

Anonymous O double-posted this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #810,632

@810,492 (squeegee)
Why don't you own a condo in downtown Seattle? Are you too poor for a coastal first world city?

Anonymous J replied with this 3 months ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #810,637

@810,628 (O)
you "smoked and traveled a lot"..


smoked what..

Anonymous N replied with this 3 months ago, 18 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #810,638

@previous (J)

Bundels

Anonymous O replied with this 3 months ago, 22 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #810,639

@810,637 (J)
Context clues. They're important.

Anonymous K replied with this 3 months ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #810,645

@810,637 (J)
He smoked the girls, obviously.

Anonymous H replied with this 3 months ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #810,649

@810,632 (O)

> Why don't you own a condo in downtown Seattle? Are you too poor for a coastal first world city?

Seattle? rain
> on average, there are 152 sunny days per year in Seattle, Washington. Most of the rest are rainy.

Anonymous J replied with this 3 months ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #810,652

@810,639 (O)
well...most of the smokung by mcers seems to be weed...but you referenced use/ abuse type sex...which fits more with speed or cocaine imo..

just saying..

(Edited 56 seconds later.)

Anonymous K replied with this 3 months ago, 43 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #810,653

@810,649 (H)
If all the ice on Earth melted due to global warming, Seattle would be inundated with meters of water. This would severely affect the Cascade Mountain Range and the weather it creates; in fact, it would result in a massive decrease in cloud cover and precipitation west of the Cascades.

Anonymous O replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #810,655

@previous (K)
Tell me more. Would all of Washington be a dessert shithole like Spokane?

Anonymous O double-posted this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #810,656

@810,653 (K)
Would the peninsula be an island?

Anonymous K replied with this 3 months ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #810,658

@previous (O)
Absolutely not, this would take thousands of years of tidal erosion to accomplish.

Anonymous K double-posted this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #810,659

@previous (K)
The sea level rise would not result in Spokane becoming a coastal city; however, hundreds of thousands of people would likely flee here, along with their possible expertise in dessert making.

Anonymous O replied with this 3 months ago, 52 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #810,660

@810,658 (K)
Fuck you when I get squeegee money I'm extending the hood canal a hundred miles to the sea and declaring it an island.

Anonymous O double-posted this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #810,661

@810,659 (K)
No ahit it's hundreds of miles inland. I'm asking if the western side of the range would be arid like the east.

Anonymous K replied with this 3 months ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #810,665

@previous (O)
The western side of the Cascades would actually be less arid because it would now be closer to the sea. And partially flooded.

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

Anonymous E replied with this 3 months ago, 3 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #811,722

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