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Topic: Fora, I got paid to cook for a business dinner tonight.

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 months ago #64,675

I got a thousand bucks. The investor wrote a check to the CEO for 100 million.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #803,365

No you didn't

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #803,366

@previous (B)
Yes, I did.

brie !iFDoautiSM joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 53 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #803,368

What did you cook? Would Chef Ramsey have approved?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #803,370

@803,366 (A)
Proof?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #803,372

@803,368 (brie !iFDoautiSM)
Baked salmon, grilled sweet potatoes, delicious salad.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 32 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #803,373

> imb4 Syntax claims to be an expert on baked salmon

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #803,376

OP
@803,372 (A)
Unless you baked the salmon with Lipton® Recipe Secrets® Onion Soup Mix, your meal was not worth eating.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #803,377

@previous (E)

> OP
>
> Unless you baked the salmon with Lipton® Recipe Secrets® Onion Soup Mix, your meal was not worth eating.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 8 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #803,378

@803,373 (A)
Why are you cooking from BuzzFeed's '5 Recipes Even The Rushed Urban Mom Too Busy Fucking Mildly Succesful Blacks in the Entertainment Industry to Care for Her Kids Can Tackle!'

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 53 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #803,386

@803,372 (A)
nobody pays $1000 for that tripe

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #803,389

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Excuse me, but when I cook, it is not tripe: it is fucking brilliant. And if you cook for a giant party of international multi-millionaires, yes, you do get paid that much. In fact, I Was fucking underpaid because my food is fucking delicious.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 2 months ago, 40 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #803,398

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
you have the worst fantasies
this is pathetic

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 2 months ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #803,399

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Nothing fantastical about it. It happened. I am a fucking great cook.

Anonymous A joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #803,400

@803,398 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I think the man knows a bit more about preparing food than you..

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 4 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #803,401

@803,398 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
If you dumb down the language the language in Matt's post, it almost sounds like a Trump speech.

It was a great meal. The greatest. The CEO called me afterward and said that it was the greatest meal ever. He's a good friend of mine. My cooking is the best.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 2 months ago, 31 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #803,402

@previous (J)
I suppose, if you literally completely change what I said, then you are right.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 2 months ago, 25 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #803,403

@803,399 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
was it a nice dream? how did you feel when you woke up?

@803,400 (Anonymous A)
he bloody well should he's like 40 fuckin years old

Anonymous J replied with this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #803,404

@803,402 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
> you are right

Thank you for being man enough to say so.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #803,405

@803,401 (J)
megalomania

Anonymous A replied with this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #803,407

howsomeever..


a one course service for that amount of compensation is frankly...absurd..

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 2 months ago, 27 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #803,409

@previous (Anonymous A)
*two courses

Anonymous A replied with this 2 months ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #803,414

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
and what of the absence of dessert..
nope...a piece of salmon an a serving of potatos and a salad...for a meal served to a giant party of international millionaires...I don't think so..


but cool story tho..

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #803,415

@previous (Anonymous A)
Anonymous A: expert on everything.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM double-posted this 2 months ago, 18 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #803,416

@803,414 (Anonymous A)
And who said there was no dessert? I just personally did not make it. There was a pastry cook.

Anonymous A replied with this 2 months ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #803,417

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
pastry cook
you are slipping...you should have said pastry chef..

Anonymous A double-posted this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #803,418

@803,416 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
IHOP has a pastry cook..

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #803,419

@803,417 (Anonymous A)
Nope. A "chef", from the French "chef" which means "chief", refers to the HEAD of the kitchen, not just a cook. The pastry "chef" would have been the HEAD of a pastry department in a restaurant. In fact, the pastry COOK tonight was a COOK in a local restaurant, who works under the pastry CHEF, who is the CHIEF, or HEAD of the pastry kitchen.

Anonymous A replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #803,420

meanwhile at OP's place..

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 47 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #803,435

@803,403 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> was it a nice dream? how did you feel when you woke up?

Confucius say man who go to bed with problem - Wake up with solution in hand.

Anonymous F replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #803,450

@803,414 (Anonymous A)

> and what of the absence of dessert..
> nope...a piece of salmon an a serving of potatos and a salad...for a meal served to a giant party of international millionaires...I don't think so..
>
>
> but cool story tho..

A homeless guy is more on top of it than matt.

#2017

Meta joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 24 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #803,451

@803,420 (Anonymous A)

> meanwhile at OP's place..

omg i love mei dinkley
i love reaper creeper
i love shaggy mccree
dvaphne and fred 76 not so much

Meta double-posted this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #803,453

i want mei to say jinkies

i want shaggy to say 'this town, like, ain't big enough for the two of us scoob'

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 29 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #803,460

Take a pic of $1000 and btfo all your doubters, or don't and prove them correct

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #803,486

@803,372 (A)
Sounds really boring

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #803,501

@803,372 (A)

That's not worth a 1000 bucks

Anonymous N replied with this 2 months ago, 19 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #803,508

@previous (O)
Ofc not. This is Matt we're talking about so it's more lies

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #803,511

How many died?
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