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Topic: Official McDonalds Meal thread - ONLY POST if you are eating McDonalds RIGHT NOW

beckyderp !yDoooooooo started this discussion 6 months ago #63,219

I'm eating some leftover McNuggets :)

brie !kiTty82duI joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #791,752

McCovfefe has become the generic term for coffee around here, so I am currently enjoying a hot fresh McCovfefe. :)

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #791,753

Lol I'm definitely not doing that :)

beckyderp !yDoooooooo (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 14 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #791,757

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yes you are! Either that or you are breaking the EXPLICIT rules of this thread and are in danger of being banned.

Which is it, bitch?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 months ago, 58 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #791,764

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
How about you fucking tell me that to my face and find out, fucker.

McWalker™ joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 52 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #791,765

And I thought I was the McFatty. You're the real McFatty.

(Edited 46 seconds later.)

beckyderp !yDoooooooo (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #791,790

@previous (McWalker™)
How was the McDonalds?

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

Meta joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 51 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #791,799

What kind of educated adult still eats at fucking McDonald's?

Anonymous D replied with this 6 months ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #791,802

@791,790 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
No one eats that crap but you, Meta, and Walter.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

beckyderp !yDoooooooo (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 4 days later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #792,787

Bump
Eating McDonalds

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #792,789

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
I love the sausage mcgriddle..

McWalter joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #792,790

Posting. Eating right now

beckyderp !yDoooooooo (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #792,791

@792,789 (F)
I had a sausage biscuit with egg, no cheese, and a hashbrown.

It was delicious but now I hate myself and my office reeks of McDonalds.

beckyderp !yDoooooooo (OP) double-posted this 5 months ago, 35 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #792,792

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
Shit and my first client got here early :(

McWalter replied with this 5 months ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #792,793

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
For a ghetto lawyer that okay. You're clients will appreciate it

Anonymous F replied with this 5 months ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #792,812

@previous (McWalter)
poor choice of words...walter...but then that is no surprise..

beckyderp !yDoooooooo (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 49 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #792,818

Ugh I am really regretting that breakfast, I feel like shit and McDonalds grease is exuding from my pores

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 46 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #792,819

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)

Play a game of how many people can you wipe grease on

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 6 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #792,821

@792,818 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
Did it make you take a big greasy dump?

beckyderp !yDoooooooo (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #792,824

@previous (I)
Can I ask you a serious question?

Anonymous I replied with this 5 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #792,825

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
McYes

beckyderp !yDoooooooo (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 13 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #792,828

@previous (I)
The fuck is wrong with you?

De Judge joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #792,829

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
Fecal fetish. Guilty as charged

Anonymous I replied with this 5 months ago, 6 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #792,831

@792,828 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
Lots.

Anonymous I double-posted this 5 months ago, 21 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #792,832

@792,829 (De Judge)
Hi Syntax! Abandon any more children lately?

brie !kiTty82duI replied with this 5 months ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #794,828

I had 2 sausage breakfast burritos and a large coke from McDonald's today.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #794,838

I considered going to McDonalds but then I didn't

beckyderp !yDoooooooo (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 9 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #794,862

Eating Filet-O-Fish and fries 🍔🍟

Anonymous B replied with this 5 months ago, 2 weeks later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #798,655

Eating a McSundae.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 19 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #798,800

Big Daddy Donald !WoVtNPDc1o joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 24 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #798,803

Eat a salad for Christ's sake!!!

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #798,806

I had 2 mcfish and a large sweet tea earlier.

Sheila LaBeouf joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #798,808

@previous (N)
that's not RIGHT NOW

beckyderp !yDoooooooo (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 27 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #798,819

@798,803 (Big Daddy Donald !WoVtNPDc1o)
Yes! A McDonald's southwest salad with grilled chicken and both ranch and southwest dressing :)

Meta joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 3 weeks later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #803,448

im eating a sriracha burger and some fries

beckyderp !yDoooooooo (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 2 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #804,076

Eating an Artisan Grilled Chicken Sandwich

brie !iFDoautiSM replied with this 4 months ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #804,444

Eating McNuggets and an apple pie. The fuckers gave me bbq sauce instead of the new signature Sriracha sauce I ordered.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 19 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #804,447

I wish I was eating McDonald's right now, but they are getting expensive as fuck and I think I am starting to get sick from their food. I still could go for a Southwest Chicken Salad or a premium chicken sandwich though.

Anonymous L replied with this 4 months ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #804,449

@804,444 (brie !iFDoautiSM)
a bit of luck..

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 4 months ago, 33 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #804,454

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? STOP EATING MCDONALD'S!!!!

Anonymous L replied with this 4 months ago, 19 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #804,567

ohhh yeah.. double-posted this 4 months ago, 2 days later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #805,209

Meta replied with this 3 months ago, 21 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #805,438

Sittin' here eatin' McDonald's next to this broken down McDrone 😎😂

beckyderp !yDoooooooo (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 1 week later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #808,644

Eating a nourishing and wholesome McDonald's sausage biscuit with egg (no cheese)

Anonymous O replied with this 3 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #808,650

@805,209 (ohhh yeah..)

>

why is it on a plate

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #808,652

I'm just popping in to tell you all that I am not eating at McDonalds and anyone who does while not drunk or hungover is a sad cunt.

beckyderp !yDoooooooo (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 3 days later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #809,357

Eating a filet o fish and medium fries

beckyderp !yDoooooooo (OP) double-posted this 3 months ago, 18 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #809,363

Update now I have tartar sauce all over my shirt and I have clients to go see

Anonymous L replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #809,366

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
on Sunday..

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #809,367

@809,363 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
:(

Anonymous J replied with this 3 months ago, 44 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #809,373

@809,363 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
Ambulance chasing on Sunday?

!woXYIQX//I joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 33 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #809,383

I'm considering getting McDonald's this week. Those Sausage McMuffins are pretty good

beckyderp !yDoooooooo (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 19 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #809,398

@809,366 (L)
@809,373 (J)
I usually go see my inmates on the weekends

Update: no one noticed the tartar sauce

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #809,428

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
Too spicy!

Anonymous L replied with this 3 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #809,450

@809,398 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
they might have thought you had a wardrobe issue such as Ms Lewinski once had with her blue dress..

of course it would have felt very awkward to say anything...if they had noticed..

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

sunjoker_Q joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #809,452

@809,398 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)

> I usually go see my inmates on the weekends
>
> Update: no one noticed the tartar sauce

are you having another warm autistic cook-up ?

Anonymous E replied with this 3 months ago, 4 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #809,453

@809,357 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
*Fish Delight™

beckyderp !yDoooooooo (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 49 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #809,481

@809,452 (sunjoker_Q)
what

@809,450 (L)
ok

@previous (E)
you are late, i expected this response hours ago :(

(Edited 8 seconds later.)

Anonymous E replied with this 3 months ago, 4 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #809,482

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
McSorry

Anonymous L replied with this 3 months ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #809,546

@809,363 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)

Anonymous B replied with this 3 months ago, 1 day later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #810,165

I'm McEating a McChicken meal i got for free using an UBEReats promo code.

the fries are old and hard.

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

Anonymous T replied with this 3 months ago, 22 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #810,537

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 3 months ago, 34 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #810,554

@previous (T)
Jesus fuck

... replied with this 3 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #810,576

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
What..

That would only be like only two mcmuffins and one mcgriddle for everyone in the country...for the whole year..

(Edited 8 minutes later.)

Anonymous H replied with this 3 months ago, 3 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #810,577

@810,554 (Dead !Pool..v42s)

There are like 350m people in the usa so thats not an unbelievable figure

... replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #810,578

@previous (H)
there was only like 250 million inn 2005..

(thanks google)

Anonymous H replied with this 3 months ago, 9 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #810,615

@previous (...)

Literally over a decade ago

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #810,616

@810,578 (...)
@previous (H)

323 million in 2016.

Anonymous L replied with this 3 months ago, 15 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #810,623

@810,615 (H)
We are commenting on the pic...and it says '2005'..

Anonymous L double-posted this 3 months ago, 4 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #810,626

when I was a kid...all the Mcdonalds signs had a number om the bottom which would be updated every so often..

It would say something like 12 billion served...then later 13 billion served..

I guess that was when the majority of Mcdonalds were still owned by a few people..

Anonymous H replied with this 3 months ago, 16 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #810,646

@810,623 (L)

I didnt qualify that 350m was in 05

Anonymous V replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #810,648

@previous (H)
350m wasn't in '05, you fascist.

Anonymous H replied with this 3 months ago, 3 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #810,650

@previous (V)

No u are the cryptofacist

Anonymous J replied with this 3 months ago, 3 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #810,654

“Over 99 Billion Sold.”

That’s been McDonald’s line since April 1994, when it stopped updating the number. McDonald’s would not comment on whether it still tracks the number of burgers sold.


And Yes Thank you Google!

Anonymous V replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #810,657

@810,650 (H)
At least I'm only a cryptofascist and not an ardent supporter of the late Grand Fuhrer.

Anonymous H replied with this 3 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #810,684

@previous (V)

i bet u would suck hitlers cock if he had one still

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 3 months ago, 4 days later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #812,088

@810,576 (...)
@810,577 (H)
It's still an example of shitty food trends

beckyderp !yDoooooooo (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 37 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #812,106

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Take that back. Now.

cccuuunnttt !LiptondPyg (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 2 weeks later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #817,271

Eating a Southwest salad with grilled chicken and both ranch and southwest dressing (mixed together)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 months ago, 31 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #817,275

@previous (cccuuunnttt !LiptondPyg)
I genuinely pity you.

Anonymous L replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #817,276

@817,271 (cccuuunnttt !LiptondPyg)
I never eat any salad dressings..

they all remind me of mayonnaise...and if anything was my kryptonite...it would be mayo..

Anonymous L double-posted this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #817,277

@817,271 (cccuuunnttt !LiptondPyg)
what beverage did you choose..

cccuuunnttt !LiptondPyg (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 32 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #817,280

@previous (L)
Water from my Brita filter

Anonymous L replied with this 2 months ago, 9 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #817,287

@previous (cccuuunnttt !LiptondPyg)
do you ever use the single serving flavor packs with your water...I really like lemonade..

brie !iFDoautiSM replied with this 2 months ago, 52 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #817,299

Bump, eating left over McNuggets with sweet and sour sauce.

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 3 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #817,301

@previous (brie !iFDoautiSM)
Make schezuan sauce you low effort pig.

introman joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 2 days later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #817,870

Got a mcpick 2 for 3(mcdouble and value mcfries) and a dollar mcdrink.

Anonymous L replied with this 2 months ago, 5 days later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #819,850

I forgot to post this..

about the hours ago...double quarter pounder...large french fries...large Coke..

It was great..

Anonymous T replied with this 2 months ago, 12 seconds later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #819,851

@previous (L)
kys

Anonymous L replied with this 2 months ago, 55 seconds later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #819,852

@previous (T)
suck it..

Anonymous T replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #819,856

@previous (L)

Anonymous L replied with this 2 months ago, 34 seconds later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #819,857

@819,852 (L)
Pussy..

Anonymous B replied with this 2 months ago, 33 seconds later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #819,859

I couldn’t find this topic when i needed to post about eating mcdonalds...

Please eat more mcdonalds and keep it bumped. Thanks.

Anonymous L replied with this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #819,864

@previous (B)
I had to use search..

McDonald's thread..

Anonymous B replied with this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #819,865

@previous (L)
Search is retarded and will return a billion other McDonald’s topics because it is all anyone here talks about.

Anonymous L replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #819,912

@819,864 (L)
McDonald's thread was what I typed in...then I believe it was a quarter of the way down second page..


much easier to find stuff that is in 'Topic line' than in the post body...yes..

beckyderp !yDoooooooo (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 2 weeks later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #825,209

Eating a southwest salad with grilled chicken and both ranch and southwest dressing. I got the ratio of the southwest-to-ranch dressing wrong, though, so it's too hot. :(

Anonymous O replied with this 1 month ago, 58 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #825,260

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
it's just Newman's dressing! I've had the Southwest one and it's not spicy

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #825,264

@previous (O)
Have you had the McDonald's version? It's different than the store version.

Anonymous O replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #825,267

@previous (A)
I will next time I eat from McDonald. im sick of dem burgers anyway

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 month ago, 16 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #825,284

100 get

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 1 month ago, 25 seconds later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #825,286

@825,267 (O)
She's lying it's not remotely spicy.

beckyderp !LiptondPyg (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 2 weeks later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #830,660

Eating a southwest salad with grilled chicken and both ranch and southwest dressing. My mouth is burning! 🔥

Anonymous P replied with this 1 month ago, 1 day later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #831,106

Eating a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese and some McNuggets
McThanks

(Edited 57 seconds later.)

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 19 hours later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #831,349

@830,660 (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
Sad cunt

Anonymous T replied with this 1 month ago, 3 hours later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #831,389

@previous (Z-1)
nice madpost

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 1 month ago, 10 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #831,390

@previous (T)
nice nice madpost post
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