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Topic: the act of gently taking your lover by the hand...

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 months ago #62,459

leading her to the bathroom,
you both strip your clothes off,
the male sits on the pot.
with his legs spread.

roughly place your lover's legs on you,
so that she is sitting on your lap.

depending on your level of intimacy,
you can be facing each other,

or turned away.

most english speaking countries prefer the turned away position.

the male starts by expulsion and voids a salvo into the glistening white porcelain bowl.

this is the female's cue to do likewise.
she drops the kids off at the pool between the male's legs,
while he is spraying some mud.

this the highest form of togetherness and spiritual communion.

(note : it is considered a technical foul to splash on your partner's legs.
so aim your anus with accuracy.)

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #785,963

Go to bed Fuckalms, go sleep it off.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 21 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #785,964

Eat shit and die PLEASE!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #785,965

This reminds me..I need to take a shit..

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #785,982

this is some stupid shit..

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