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Topic: If your house or apartment is not, at this very moment, perfectly, immaculately, spotlessly clean...

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 months ago #62,346

...AND sanitized, then, to be frank, I genuinely pity you.

Meta joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #784,719

Putting all your crap in piles on the coffee table is not "cleaning", thanks.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 19 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #784,720

Anonymous C double-posted this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #784,721

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #784,722

@784,719 (Meta)
Those are books, and the stacks give the home an academic and cozy feelings. Thanks.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #784,723

I won't forget

Anonymous C double-posted this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #784,724

If you continue to play out your role, you will be ended

Anonymous C triple-posted this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #784,725

another power might take you out

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 7 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #784,726

The world is my house. I'll let you decide if it's clean or not.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 13 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #784,728

That's cluttered, bud.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 22 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #784,731

You're a fucking hoarder.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #784,732

@784,728 (E)
@previous (F)
> implying having lots of books is "hoarding" or "cluttered"

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #784,734

@OP
Whomfore, praytell, is Frank?

Meta replied with this 6 months ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #784,738

@784,722 (A)
That pile of shit by the dresser looks like hoarding disorder, not "academic and cozy".

Anonymous E replied with this 6 months ago, 46 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #784,742

@784,732 (A)
Having lots of books stacked in piles is clutter, thanks. Get a bigger place, a little creative with your shelving, or dispose of some of that rubbish.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #784,757

Why do you have an official ACT prep guide?

Meta replied with this 6 months ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #784,759

@previous (H)
Even weirder it's a current one. I think OPenis is tutoring high schoolers.

Anonymous H replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #784,760

@previous (Meta)
Tutoring or grooming??

Meta replied with this 6 months ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #784,778

@previous (H)
Also the HiSET book on the second from top shelf.

About the test

What is the HiSET exam?

The HiSET exam is a five-part test states use in the process of issuing a high school equivalency credential. The exam allows you to show you have the same academic knowledge and skills as a high school graduate. Taking the exam can help you do lots of different things, like:

further your education
help you advance in your career
join the military
meet federal education requirements

Passing scores show you can perform at a level consistent with high school equivalency. Information from the exam also helps to identify areas in which you are career and college ready, as well as areas in which additional preparation may be needed.


Why does OP have not one but TWO prep guides for tests aimed at high schoolers?

Meta double-posted this 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #784,779

Looks to be a Second Edition (2016)

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #784,782

@784,778 (Meta)

Because OP is in high school and this is his parents house. Look at the photographs.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 23 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #784,794

Stalking, harassment, obsession... It's a pile of books

Svet !qWpaCZlu0E joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #784,803

That looks crap. If you got your house valued looking like that you would drop a few ks for sure.

I ofc have been taking care of my flat. The last evaluation put it at 302k. And I'm looking at a few different ways to get it to 303k by next month.

Anonymous H replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #784,804

@previous (Svet !qWpaCZlu0E)
Keep us posted!

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #784,807

@784,803 (Svet !qWpaCZlu0E)
Actually my flat needs a fair bit of work.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 30 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #784,808

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
@784,803 (Svet !qWpaCZlu0E)
Do evaluators look at interior decoration? I assume not.

Svet !qWpaCZlu0E replied with this 6 months ago, 17 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #784,810

@previous (M)
lol you're obviously new to this. ofc they do, even if they say they don't. But if you aren't trying to make everything in your flat as good as possible anyway you might as well just trash it tbh.


@784,807 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
It always does. If I have the evaluators around and don't have anything to show for it I'll look like a wanker won't I?

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 7 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #784,844

@previous (Svet !qWpaCZlu0E)
Um, my flat looks wonderful, academic, and cozy. Thanks.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 months ago, 39 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #784,854

@previous (N)
But how much is your apartment worth, OP?

Anonymous N replied with this 6 months ago, 24 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #784,855

@previous (E)
$150,000

Anonymous I replied with this 6 months ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #784,908

What's that open book on the chest of drawers?

Svet !qWpaCZlu0E replied with this 6 months ago, 35 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #784,939

@784,855 (N)
$150k isnt bad... But it's nowhere near my £302k. 😎

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #784,967

@784,908 (I)
A Spanish dictionary.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 months ago, 16 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #784,968

@784,939 (Svet !qWpaCZlu0E)
You mean the fake amount you made up?

Anonymous I replied with this 6 months ago, 51 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #784,983

@784,967 (A)

Why do you have an enormous hardback Spanish dictionary with a fancy ribbon on open display?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 12 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #784,987

@previous (I)
Well, I have this very nice oaken lectern, and I wanted to put a book on it, and it was the largest hardback I own. Well, I do also own a Latin dictionary: maybe I should switch them up. But the idea of an open book is that it shows that I am a scholar.

Anonymous I replied with this 6 months ago, 32 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #784,989

@previous (A)

You fucking sociopath

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 5 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #784,990

@784,808 (M)
i really don't think so. they're not selling your interior design, they're selling the empty house.
even if the paint is all fucked up that's not much of an issue because it's an easy fix. stuff like improperly sealed double-glazed windows (so that there's moisture in between the two panes fucking shit up) etc. will bring down the value though.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 months ago, 25 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #784,991

@784,987 (A)
fix your fucking bookshelf

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 17 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #784,995

@784,989 (I)
How is that sociopathic?

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 months ago, 16 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #784,996

@784,991 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
What is wrong with it?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 months ago, 16 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #784,999

@previous (A)
having random books face-forward rather than spine-forward makes it look messy as hell

Meta replied with this 6 months ago, 8 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #785,001

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> having random books face-forward rather than spine-forward makes it look messy as hell cozy and academic
ftfy

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #785,002

@previous (Meta)
have books face-forward on my bookshelf
can confirm it looks messy as hell
:)

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 4 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #785,004

@784,999 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
That is because it is stuffed full, and there is nowhere else to put them.

Meta replied with this 6 months ago, 6 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #785,006

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
Have you considered, like, buying another bookshelf? You can buy them in stores.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #785,008

@previous (Meta)
No room.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #785,009

@785,004 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
floating shelves

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 4 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #785,010

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
What is that?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 months ago, 10 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #785,011

Externally hosted image@OP
can't beat my human-sized yoshi

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #785,012

Externally hosted image@785,010 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
those
i have one for my media-stuff. it's not really adequate but it would be if i put up another one. maybe.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 7 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #785,013

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh cool. Good idea. Thank you!

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #785,037

good Lord. foot tall piles on the coffee table. clean maybe but still a damn mess

Meta replied with this 6 months ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #785,038

@785,008 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
What about in that empty space to the right of the dresser?

Anonymous N replied with this 6 months ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #785,081

@785,037 (P)
Cozy and academic.

Anonymous N double-posted this 6 months ago, 28 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #785,082

@785,038 (Meta)
That is where bags are kept. Thanks.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #785,089

@785,004 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
My books are in a box. What happened to your Kindle? You said you bought it so that you wouldn't need books.

Anonymous J replied with this 6 months ago, 46 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #785,091

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
It was defraged so hard it's in fragments...

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #785,165

@785,089 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Well, I like both now.
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