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Topic: TCfags - y'all realize 'bert' is a just a character, right? 'TheAsshole' - you get it, right?

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 months ago #61,785

Y'all get that there is no 'homeless bert' (clue - homeless people tend not to post online 20 hours a day)? There was and is no parole officer? There is no threat of jail? 'Bert' is a character, invented to troll retards.

And while I have no inside information, I'm reasonably confident the person who invented him has a history of inventing characters on TC and MC...

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #779,572

shouldnt you post this on tc

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,574

@previous (B)
They copy and paste every thread on here over on there to give the illusion of activity, I'm helping them out with one more.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,576

Fuck off TG, stop molesting kids

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 8 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,578

@previous (C)
You seem a bit hot under the collar, Colin. Try to cool off a little.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 months ago, 9 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,581

@previous (A)
> Fuck off TG, stop molesting kids

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,590

@779,576 (C)

> Fuck off TG, stop molesting kids

@previous (C)

> >Fuck off TG, stop molesting kids

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 57 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,592

I can't believe those stupid fools really think I'm homeless and facing jail time.

Only syntax was dumb enough to believe me and send me money though.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 15 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,593

Except
Accept

I R the one n only one that has is real full name.
Now it B tru my wallet is short a little chump change but in the scheme of wot a bottle of Makers Mark cost - No need 4me to complete such English communication about chump change.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 months ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,594

@previous (Syntax)
Face it you old goat, I had you going for so long, as well as those other idiots.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,595

@previous (E)
Odd IP for someone who is supposed to be in Knoxville.

Anonymous G double-posted this 3 months ago, 41 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,596

@779,594 (E)
Odd IP for someone who is supposed to be in Knoxville.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,603

@779,595 (G)
@previous (G)
I'll tell you again - it was a character. There is no 'homeless bert' in Knoxville who is in love with his parole officer.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,604

@previous (A)
Anon A
You are better than this. How about posting as this guy.

A man who tried to have sex with a corpse after digging into the grave was arrested when he fell asleep in the coffin, police in Cambodia confirmed on Monday.

The 47-year-old man, named as Chin Chean, was caught when villagers saw his foot sticking out of the grave and told the family of the teenage girl whose body lay in the coffin.

Chin Chean told police that he started digging up the coffin at 10pm, the day after he had attended the funeral of the 17-year-old girl.

The Cambodia Daily reported that after digging down through the earth he reached the coffin and managed to open it.

He then admitted to police that he had tried to have sex with the body but because the coffin was too small he was not able to do so.

Then, he admitted, he fell asleep on top of the body.

‘Villagers saw Mr Chean’s foot by the grave at about 6am and told the deceased’s family,’ said police chief Keo Vutha of the Prey Poun community 103 miles south east of the capital, Phnom Penh.

‘We don’t know at this stage whether he knew the victim when she was alive,’ said Mr Vutha.

But he said that Chin Chean was known to take drugs and commit unusual acts, such as running around the local pagoda naked.

‘We are going to send Mr Chean to the district police for questioning before we sent him to court,’ said a police spokesman.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,642

@OP
And on top of all that, he beat himself up so that he could post this selfie. Now that is true dedication.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 30 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,655

TG is a pedo who occasionally pretends to be a wee British school boy whereas Bert is a homeless middle aged failure who always pretends to be a homeless middle aged failure.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 16 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,662

@previous (J)

> TG is a pedo who occasionally pretends to be a wee British school boy whereas Bert is a homeless middle aged failure who always pretends to be a homeless middle aged failure.

Neither exist, bud. I'm sorry, but they don't. It's made up. It's all an act. It's trolling. It's meant to see who rises to it. None of it is real.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 months ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,689

@previous (A)

> >Fuck off TG, stop molesting kids

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,692

@previous (C)

> > >Fuck off TG, stop molesting kids

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 months ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #780,139

Like, seriously you fucking Tinychan retards, read these words carefully: IT.....IS.....AN.....ACT!!!!!!!!

https://tinychan.org/topic/47797

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

El Amador !WgnOFZ3yjQ joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 58 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #780,145

Bert is not an act, lover. I have known him for decades from other message boards, and he has always been poor, alcoholic (used to be a drug addict), begging, and chasing women he can never have. He is 100% authentic.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 15 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #780,146

@OP
You're taking advantage of the fact that Bert is now in prison so can't reply to this thread or post at all. You're just claiming he was an act as a troll.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #780,148

@780,145 (El Amador !WgnOFZ3yjQ)
@previous (L)
Now now Colin, I seem to have you a bit flustered, don't I? Seems like you can't admit that my trolling genius had you strung along all these years :)

El Amador !WgnOFZ3yjQ replied with this 3 months ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #780,150

@previous (M)
Bert is for real, lover.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 25 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #780,152

@780,145 (El Amador !WgnOFZ3yjQ)

> Bert is not an act, lover. I have known him for decades from other message boards, and he has always been poor, alcoholic (used to be a drug addict), begging, and chasing women he can never have. He is 100% authentic.

He isn't. 'bert' is a made-up internet persona designed to troll retards who believe everything they read online.

El Amador !WgnOFZ3yjQ replied with this 3 months ago, 20 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #780,153

@previous (A)
Wrong. I have known him for decades.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 43 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #780,161

@779,642 (I)

> And on top of all that, he beat himself up so that he could post this selfie. Now that is true dedication.

fuck that thread was so good

Anonymous N double-posted this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #780,162

also i like bert because hes a homeless drug addict that everyone talks shit on, thats what he exists for, all he has to do is post once and tc/mc goes nuts for 48 hours

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #780,164

@previous (N)
bert who now lives on the street - fits in with the many homos...trannies...and mentally ill who inhabit MC.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 18 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #780,298

@previous (O)

> bert who now lives on the street - fits in with the many homos...trannies...and mentally ill who inhabit MC.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 months ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #780,299

@previous (P)
I hadn't seen that pic before lol

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 22 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #780,387

@780,148 (M)
Pardon me, but who are you? Your words seem to indicate that you are "bert" however your post says that you just "joined in and replied". Poster E has already indicated that he is "bert". Try to at least get your story straight if you're going to pull a stunt like this.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 40 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #780,395

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

> Pardon me, but who are you? Your words seem to indicate that you are "bert" however your post says that you just "joined in and replied". Poster E has already indicated that he is "bert". Try to at least get your story straight if you're going to pull a stunt like this.

There you go again Simon, obsessing over which made-up internet persona belongs to which anonymous internet user. None of it is real, Simon. Ok? The names, the lives, the drama - it's just bullshit on the net. Do you understand, Simon?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #780,396

@previous (A)
Nice schizophreniapost.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 28 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #780,401

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
You seem upset, Simon. What's the matter, Simon?

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 19 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #780,403

@OP is having an autism flare up. He's off his meds again

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 3 months ago, 22 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #780,405

@780,401 (A)
Please tell me more about this "Simon" person.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 23 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #780,409

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
What exactly would you like to know, Simon?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 3 months ago, 28 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #780,420

@previous (A)
Paint a picture of his life.

Anonymous P replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #780,422

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

> Paint a picture of his life.

I WAS INVOLVED TO HAVE SEX WITH MY FEMALE DOG WHEN I WAS 14 YEARS OFF AGE, I JUST DO IT AND COME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, O WHAT A FEELING, SINCE THEN I DO IT MORE, I STILL FEEL LIKE DOING IT, DONT KNOW WHY? BUT IT WAS A HOT AND INTENSE FEELING

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 15 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #780,424

@780,420 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Which particular part of your life, Simon?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 3 months ago, 30 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #780,428

@780,422 (P)
Fascinating.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 3 weeks later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #785,798

They fall for it every single time...

https://tinychan.org/topic/48062

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 14 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #785,801

@previous (A)
> Fuck off TG, stop molesting kids

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #785,802

@previous (S)

> > Fuck off TG, stop molesting kids
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