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Topic: Promiment political science professor blogs a suicide note, then kills himself

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 months ago #61,782

Externally hosted imageHeartbreaking, detailed suicide note on his blog: https://willopines.wordpress.com/2017/04/19/punched-out/
Assuming I did not botch the task, by the time this posts I will have been dead via suicide for several hours. Nope, that’s not a setup to a joke.
The comments are Minichan-level bad.

https://www.insidehighered.com/quicktakes/2017/04/20/professor-shares-suicide-note-blog

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

squeegee joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #779,555

does it say how mush he spent?

Meta !faggot joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 24 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,560

I wonder if he set up posts for the future like Mr. Talented?

This time-delayed blog posting thing will really revolutionize suicide. You can cancel it if you decide to back out, and if you go through with it people aren't notified until you're already dead so they can't try to talk you out of it.

I wonder how he did it. I think hanging is the best way. Cheap, quiet, quick, very effective, easy to access and leaves a presentable body.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,561

@779,555 (squeegee)
I haven't seen anywhere where it says how he did it nor the price point. I will update this draad if new information comes out. Thank you.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 7 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,597

Betting he spent moore than $20

K !!96iJ6Epr+ joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,605

Misfits.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,621

that is the most boring suicide note ever. damn aspies

Anonymous F double-posted this 3 months ago, 27 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,622

that was not remotely heartbreaking

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,623

I feel really awful for saying this, but I got bored reading his suicide note.

Sophie !MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 32 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,625

@779,621 (F)
My one is probably the only ever remotely sentimental one written by an Aspie.

My laptop has finally been returned. I can upload its unedited form soon.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 23 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,630

@779,621 (F)
Write your own then, faggot and you too, @779,623 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU).

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 months ago, 55 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,631

@previous (I)
I'm too busy having sex with your mother.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,632

@779,625 (Sophie !MLHqI35Srs)
Your skills with English suck. Remembering how you could not even read the overuse instructions on this.

Anonymous F replied with this 3 months ago, 18 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,633

@779,625 (Sophie !MLHqI35Srs)

> My one is probably the only ever remotely sentimental one written by an Aspie.
>
> My laptop has finally been returned. I can upload its unedited form soon.

bullshit you are a crab

Anonymous I replied with this 3 months ago, 57 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,639

@779,631 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Nice lamecomeback.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 months ago, 18 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,644

@previous (I)
The truth is usually pretty boring.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 7 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,649

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Didn't you mean his sister and his mother?

Truth is stranger than fiction.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,677

@779,623 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You are an awful person. He even had comics.

qew joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #779,878

@779,555 (squeegee)
+1'd

Anonymous F replied with this 3 months ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #779,890

@779,677 (A)

> You are an awful person. He even had comics.

boring comics. this dullard ended his suicide note explaining a reference that most people already understood
ugh

Meta replied with this 3 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #779,902

@779,632 (J)
> Your skills with English suck. Remembering how you could not even read the overuse instructions on this.
Erowid says the LD50 of Benadryl is 500mg/kg of body weight. If Autphag weighed 100kg he'd need 50,000mg of Benadryl. That bottle of children's Benadryl is 12.5mg/5ml solution with a total of 295mg in the whole bottle. So for a 50/50 shot of dying, Autphag would need to drink 166 bottles of children's Benadryl.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #779,905

Why did he do it?

@779,677 (A)
What comics? Did he have any manga?

@previous (Meta)
Would drinking that much liquid fuck up insides anyway?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #779,922

Externally hosted image@previous (M)
Sadly, no.

Meta replied with this 3 months ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #779,924

@779,905 (M)
You could make a game out of it! Sing the song 99 bottles of beer on the wall, but make it 166 bottles of Benadryl on the wall.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #779,925

> The best way for me to articulate why I valued honesty is that it hurt to lie. White lies (told to spare another’s feelings) hurt. As Holden Caufield puts it, being “phony” hurt.

something about this really annoys me. it's more important that it hurts him to tell a white lie than that he is hurting other people

Anonymous M replied with this 3 months ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #779,928

@779,922 (A)
A pity. Japan has so much to offer in terms of comics.

Anonymous F replied with this 3 months ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #779,999

@779,925 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
the catcher reference bothers me slightly more than that

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #780,003

@779,925 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
People like that bother me. It would be like talking to a dying person about how god doesnt exist.

Dr. Haselgrove !MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #781,276

@779,902 (Meta)
The most I've overdosed on is a tenth of that, sadly.
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