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Topic: ITT: Job hunting tips for Meta

Matt started this discussion 2 months ago #61,754

Conceal your crimes against children.

Syntax (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 57 seconds later[^] [v] #779,314

Lie about your age.

Fake anon (OP) triple-posted this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,315

Wear a yarmulke.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,317

If it's a fast food restaurant, become a dishwasher. Dishwashers get all the dirty leftovers.

Rooster (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 16 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,318

Woof woof. Woof.

Clyde replied with this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,319

I'm pretty sure the dude gets disability for being immobile, due to his morbid obesity.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #779,337

ITT: madposts

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #779,345

get a professional to look over your CV and cover letters, this is often free at unemployment services :)

Meta joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #779,347

@779,319 (Clyde)
Clyde I can fucking bodyslam you and your fag turtle.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,388

@previous (Meta)
Upgrade to curbstomping..

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 12 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,389

@previous (F)
Upgrade to county jail.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,402

-walk into a business and say, "you fuckers looking for a guy to do some shit?"

Anonymous B replied with this 2 months ago, 5 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,414

@779,347 (Meta)
Nice madpost, fat boy. We all know you immobile and can't even run over an ant with your McMobilityScooter™.

Meta replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,418

@779,318 (Rooster)
> Woof woof. Woof.

Should I do meth until I stay up for days in a row and start hearing radio transmissions about people talking about me in my head?

Rooster (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 6 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,495

@previous (Meta)
Woof. Woof. Woof woof.
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