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Topic: When I get down in the dumps and sad about not being able to find a job...

Meta started this discussion 7 months ago #61,690

I remind myself that even Nigerian scammers eventually get lucky.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 49 minutes later[^] [v] #778,663

That just means you're worse than Nigerian scammers. 😂

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 3 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #778,664

Just don't tell potential employers that and you'll be fine.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #778,667

Just KYs, worthless scum.

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Meta (OP) replied with this 7 months ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #778,669

@previous (D)
You can stop projecting any time, Clyde.

@778,664 (C)
Is that why they keep looking so uncomfortable during job interviews? I thought it sounded inspiring.

@778,663 (B)
But I do have better grammar.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #778,670

But you already have a job- Minichan moderator

Meta (OP) replied with this 7 months ago, 55 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #778,671

@previous (E)
Yeah but I only get paid in abusive PMs :(

Anonymous E replied with this 7 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #778,672

@previous (Meta)
Hm. Have you tried adding your Minichan mod experience to your résumé? I think a lot of employers would respect that.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,695

is there a trainyard in your area

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,698

Perhaps you should apply at Franziacorp™.

Meta (OP) replied with this 7 months ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,704

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
I should go to Chinæ, live in a one room apartment with a bare lightbulb and catch AIDS and tuberculosis, then with a smiling, gaunt, sallow, jaundiced, emaciated, edema, Kaposi's sarcoma-ridden face claim my weight loss was "healthy".

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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 27 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,712

@previous (Meta)
@previous (Meta)

> I should go to Chinæ, live in a one room apartment with a bare lightbulb and catch AIDS and tuberculosis, then with a smiling, gaunt, sallow, jaundiced, emaciated, edema, Kaposi's sarcoma-ridden face claim my weight loss was "healthy".

That only works if you are willing to eat food fried in that nasty oil.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 15 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,716

@778,704 (Meta)

> I should go to Chinæ, live in a one room apartment with a bare lightbulb and catch AIDS and tuberculosis, then with a smiling, gaunt, sallow, jaundiced, emaciated, edema, Kaposi's sarcoma-ridden face claim my weight loss was "healthy".

you'd still have lost weight fat ass

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,785

@778,704 (Meta)
You'll also need an expensive manbag™ and handsome swashbuckling adventurers hat

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 months ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,788

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