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Topic: I went to talk to a tree but it didn't talk back.

Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 1 month ago #60,983

Trees have had hundreds of millions of years to evolve. According to evolution, modern humans have only been around for about 2 million years and we developed complex speech within the last 10000 years. If we could learn to speak during that short amount or time, why haven't trees done so giving that they have had longer to evolve. Check and mate.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #772,309

Offer it a Fish Delight™.

Meta joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #772,312

Trees are quite old -- they won't understand newfangled millennial libtard slang. Did you try using dadtalk?

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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 19 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #772,317

@772,309 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
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The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 1 month ago, 8 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #772,318

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