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Topic: Remember when you went to a zoo and you saw a chimpanzee evolve into a human?

Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 4 months ago #60,979

Oh wait, that didn't happen because evolution is a lie.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #772,275

It always makes me laugh how so-called 'scientists' make fun of the idea of God creating the world, yet their own theory is that a monkey became a person, even though there's no proof of it. Whatever, they'll know the truth when they die.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 7 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #772,279

@previous (B)

Does anyone have that image, the atheists reward?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 19 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #772,281

@OP

Chimpanzees actually evolve into helicopters, not humans. That is why wild chimpanzees are endangered and why we have so many helicopters now.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 57 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #772,298

I witnessed such an evolution and that man went on to success with "it's your birfday, come to the club and get rubbed" or something like that

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #772,304

It always makes me laugh how so-called 'christians' make fun of the theory of a monkey turning into a human, yet their own theory is that a make believe character named god, created the universe, even though there's no proof of it. Whatever, they'll know the truth when they die.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #772,305

@previous (F)
There is proof that God created the universe: The Bible.

Meta joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #772,306

Some pond scum got struck by lightning, then it became amoebas and monkeys and dinosaurs and shit 😂

This is what atheists actually believe!

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #772,307

@previous (Meta)
Lol! That sounds ridiculous.

Anonymous F replied with this 4 months ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,314

@772,305 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
The bible don't prove shit. The book of lies was written by some pussy who was afraid of death.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,327

it is all spelled out in Genises..

checkmate atheists..

brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 19 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,329

@OP
Your're remembering it wrong. That chimpanzee metamorphized into a human.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 8 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,375

@772,314 (F)
The God Delusion don't prove shit. The book of lies was written by some pussy who was afraid of Jesus.

Anonymous B replied with this 4 months ago, 15 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,376

@772,314 (F)

> The bible don't prove shit. The book of lies was written by some pussy who was afraid of death.

Edgy as fuck.

Anonymous B double-posted this 4 months ago, 39 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,378

@772,304 (F)

> It always makes me laugh how so-called 'christians' make fun of the theory of a monkey turning into a human, yet their own theory is that a make believe character named god, created the universe, even though there's no proof of it. Whatever, they'll know the truth when they die.

Can you prove God is "make believe"?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,384

@OP
Wow, you must be retarded. There is a lot of evidence for evolution, chimpanzees don't just suddenly evolve like in the Pokémon games you play, these changes take place over millions of years.

Anonymous H replied with this 4 months ago, 38 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,387

@previous (A)
crazy talk..

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 5 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,448

@772,384 (A)
did green break? the sobriety is getting to him

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #772,602

That isn't how the theory works at all.

Anonymous K double-posted this 4 months ago, 25 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #772,603

@772,387 (H)
Kys.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 35 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #772,608

I actually did see this happen twice.

🇰🇵NauiChogukka !MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #772,632

There is proof of the evolution of chimpanzee into humans through the remnant intermediary of the negroid race, an inbetween- stage of the two.

Anonymous J replied with this 4 months ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #772,633

@previous (🇰🇵NauiChogukka !MLHqI35Srs)

> There is proof of the evolution of chimpanzee into humans through the remnant intermediary of the negroid race, an inbetween- stage of the two.

idiot

Anonymous B replied with this 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #772,634

@772,632 (🇰🇵NauiChogukka !MLHqI35Srs)
Dw?

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 58 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #772,637

@previous (B)
I am white thanks

🇰🇵NauiChogukka !MLHqI35Srs replied with this 4 months ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #772,639

@772,633 (J)
"Oogabooga"
@772,634 (B)
He is, in fact, Asian.
@previous (N)
Don't lie >:(

Anonymous N replied with this 4 months ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #772,641

@previous (🇰🇵NauiChogukka !MLHqI35Srs)
I'm not 😒😂

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #772,673

@772,378 (B)
Nice madpost
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