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Topic: You're parking your car then suddenly...

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 months ago #60,972

She blocks your path. Smacks her lips and shreeks "BLACK LIVES MATTER"

what do you do?

brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #772,163

Park in the next spot.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 16 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #772,165

Run her over.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 14 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #772,168

@772,163 (brie !kGoudaMCFA)

> Park in the next spot.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #772,169

You sir are a idiot. :'-)

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 8 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #772,171

Politely request she lets me park

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #772,177

Get out and join her.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #772,179

Also,
> shreeks

squeegee joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 44 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #772,183

i attempt to seduce the parking lot troll with a charisma check

Anonymous F replied with this 6 months ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,184

@previous (squeegee)

Roll(1d20)+0:
9,+0
Total:9

The foul troll giggles bashfully at your tender words, but then with a snap, sees through your ruse. "CIS... MALESSSS!"

The troll is now enraged, giving +2 attack and -3 intelligence.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,189

Looks like that same fat chick that ate my phone while I was playing Candy Crush Saga. Fat bitch thought I was holding free candy.

squeegee replied with this 6 months ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,197

@772,184 (F)
uh, if you'd look at my character sheet squeegee the rogue has +5 charisma. it came at the cost of some dexterity

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,199

@previous (squeegee)
i was about to say

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 48 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,213

Give her a Fish Delight.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,217

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
Would just one be enough?

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,219

I can't drive.

brie !kGoudaMCFA replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,221

@772,217 (L)
To be safe he should probably give her a few McFishes Delights.

Anonymous F replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,222

@772,197 (squeegee)

Idk your nerd games I was trying to join in

Typical cis male

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 6 months ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,225

@772,221 (brie !kGoudaMCFA)
*McFishes Delight
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