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Topic: Massage Parlors

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 months ago #60,969

Anyone here ever been to a massage parlor? What's the experience like? How do you guarantee a happy ending?

🌚🌚🐸🐸🐸🐸 joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #772,152

You could just hire a prostitute

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 11 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #772,153

You might get a man.

brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #772,154

You must grunt the words 'happy ending' as you are being massaged or they won't know you want one.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 47 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #772,160

use craigslist

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,180

I really need a happy ending about now..

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,201

ugh

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 45 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,211

You give them a gift of a Fish Delight, and that is the signal for a happy ending.
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