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Topic: Someone tried to rob me!

Anonymous A started this discussion 1.1 year ago #60,938

Well I was just smoking some weed when I heard a knocking at my door which made me worried because I live in a building which you have to buzz people in to

Anyway Im walking down the corridor to my door and it fucking opens and this guy walks in

Sees me, shits his pants and runs away

I spent the next couple hours beating myself up because I finally has an excuse to kill someone and make the voices happy but I forgot to carry a weapon

O well next time!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1.1 year ago, 4 hours later[^] [v] #771,919


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