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Topic: FAO: Effeminate pink Franzia drinkers.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM started this discussion 9 months ago #60,934

You are gay. Thanks.

Meta joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #771,818

I'm gay lol! 🌈♂♂❤💯

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 41 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #771,819

> The box costs $15 for five liters. A standard wine bottle has 750 ml, so the Franzia works out to about $2.25 a bottle
what the fuck
i would drink the everloving fuck out of anything that was $15 for 5 liters of ~12%
the closest i've gotten is $20 for a 5L box of 5% sangria at costco and they've stopped selling that

Meta replied with this 9 months ago, 6 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #771,820

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> the closest i've gotten is $20 for a 5L box of 5% sangria at costco and they've stopped selling that
Sheesh, 5%? What's the point, you might as well stay sober cause you're not gonna feel even 2-3 liters.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #771,821

@previous (Meta)
how much do you weigh?

Meta replied with this 9 months ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #771,822

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I could measure my weight in Triptyches. Probably 2.5 Triptyches

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 7 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #771,824

@771,820 (Meta)
I feel like if we went out drinking we would be the guys they would throw out of the bar because we started building a wall around our table with empty pitchers.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 9 months ago, 1 second later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #771,825

@771,822 (Meta)
so...250 lbs?

🍃 joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #771,826

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Meta is between 2.9 and 3.4 triptychs!

Meta replied with this 9 months ago, 6 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #771,827

@previous (🍃)
And 0.35 🍃's mom.

@771,824 (D)
Yes! And when they throw us out, they'll be all like "you have to go back" 😎

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #771,828

@previous (Meta)
so given that you are minimum 2.5xme, it is reasonable that it would take minimum 2.5x as much alcohol as it would take me to get drunk
5 liters for me is 12.5 liters for you probs

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 months ago, 7 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #771,829

@771,819 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
The goal of drinking is not "to get drunk cheap!!!". Rather, it is to enjoy responsibly.

Meta replied with this 9 months ago, 17 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #771,830

@771,828 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Also I read somewhere that men metabolize alcohol better than women cause they have more enzymes or something. So shit! 12.5 liters. That's like 4 gallons I think? I don't think it's physically possible to drink that much in a night.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 months ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #771,836

@771,829 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 9 months ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #771,839

@771,829 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
lol fuck off. you're not allowed to be pretentious about alcohol, you're a wine-sodden little prick. also you take benzodiazapines which potentiate alcohol.

@771,830 (Meta)
try harder! i once drank 30 pbrs in one night
it was a bad night
but i did it

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #771,840

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
1. I drink only the finest wines.
2. I have not taken benzos in about 7 years.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 9 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #771,841

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
then you've been on chans for an even more pathetic length of time than i thought
also no you don't you can't afford to

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #771,842

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
1. You have no idea how much money I make.
2. We have all been on the chans around 5 years or so, I longer, yes.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 9 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #771,843

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
we all know you never have or will make enough money to afford actual lighting fixtures or a good bottle of wine or someone who pretends to love you for who you really are

Meta replied with this 9 months ago, 11 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #771,844

@771,842 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
I started posting anonymously on t4c in late 2009. Has it really been 7 years?

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #771,845

you ever try hand sanitizer

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 months ago, 37 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #771,846

@771,843 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Did LBG say so? lol you know nothing.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) double-posted this 9 months ago, 15 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #771,847

@771,844 (Meta)
Yep.

Meta replied with this 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #771,848

@771,846 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
How can we be sure he's dead? I've tried searching for obituaries and skiing accident reports but no results.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 9 months ago, 50 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #771,849

@771,846 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
uh, no, that's something i've observed from your own posts

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #771,851

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Wow! You should work for the FBI! You take a few posts, and you suddenly literally know everything about someone's personal finances! Have you considered becoming CIA director?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 9 months ago, 47 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #771,853

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
by your own admission, you've been posting for at least 7 years
that's more than a few posts, bud

Meta replied with this 9 months ago, 56 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #771,855

@771,851 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
I don't think the FBI hires Canadian-British dual citizens.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 months ago, 41 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #771,856

@771,853 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Lots changes in 7 years. You do not know shit.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 9 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #771,858

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
i wouldn't if you didn't advertise every miserable aspect of your life online :)

@771,855 (Meta)
not sure about fbi but i tried for cia and they definitely do not

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 months ago, 38 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #771,859

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yeah, I do not do that. "Every aspect" would include tens of thousands of things (for anyone). You do not know shit about me or my finances or my life.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 9 months ago, 51 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #771,860

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
see, if you didn't brandish everything about you that is even tangentially relevant to anything online, you wouldn't need to be so pedantic about the definition of "every aspect".

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 months ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #771,863

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You know literally nothing about me. You believe Syntax for God's sake. You know not the slightest thing about me in real life.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 9 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #771,865

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
why do you think i get my information from syntax?
you're both equally unreliable narrators

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 months ago, 31 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,870

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Because you think you know everything, but you do not, and the only other person here who thinks he knows everything (but does not) is LBG.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,879

@771,844 (Meta)

Couldn't have been. I started posting in the end of 2009 and it was TC 2.0.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 15 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,881

@771,870 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
I love your game of "you know nothing" but the sad reality is we all know where abouts you are in life. We all know you're working a shitty job at best, the only thing that has changed is you're not crying about it as much online as you used to. And we all know you're still single.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,883

@previous (H)
Nice wepost

Meta replied with this 9 months ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,884

@771,879 (G)
Maybe early 2010? What I definitely remember is the great migration to Minichan in late June-early July 2010.

Anonymous G replied with this 9 months ago, 25 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,886

@previous (Meta)

I stayed loyal to Tinychan despite the increased shittiness until it went offline at the start of '11.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 36 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,888

> wine

brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,891

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
> whine

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 9 months ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,909

@771,870 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
no, buddy
knowing that you're the same miserable sack you always have been =/= knowing everything
you know why?
if anything, anything at all, was going even remotely well in your life, you'd be bragging about it to hell and back like you always do.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 months ago, 27 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,912

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Ouch.
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