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Topic: What is the most insane, incredible, outlandish claim you've ever heard anyone make?

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 months ago #60,922

For me, it's the claim that almost 50 years ago the Americans landed on the moon in a spacecraft which had the computational power of a modern handheld calculator.

What about you? What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #771,713

I heard that OP was straight.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #771,714

That the moon landing is something technically difficult with specialised engineering.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #771,716

Becky's ass is so flat that it would be like fucking Jackie Chan's face

🌚🌚🐸🐸🐸🐸 joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 4 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #771,717

Kitotpt 🐸

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 9 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #771,719

@771,713 (B)
https://minichan.org/topic/60842

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #771,720

"My tax liens are paid off. Thanks."

Matt Miller

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 35 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #771,723

Just the other day, a 30-year old mother with 8 kids that all live in a different state from her told me that she thinks women that aren't fertile are cursed by god.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #771,724

@previous (G)
To be brutally frank, I agree with her.

Anonymous G replied with this 6 months ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #771,727

@previous (A)
Oh, maybe I can give you her digits then because she's looking for a guy with more money than her current boyfriend.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #771,729

@previous (G)
Nah buddy, thanks anyway, I have no use for skanks.

Anonymous G replied with this 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #771,734

@previous (A)
But you have the brain of a skank. From your typing and her talking, I see true chemistry.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #771,737

@previous (G)
Something seems to have upset you. What is it?

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,741

That gnocchi is not pasta.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,742

That the plural of Fish Delight is not Fishes Delight.

Meta joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,749

Pretty much anything that comes out of Donald Dump's mouth.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,754

@771,742 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
Fish delight is not inclusive of non-americans.

Green !BEERiVqJJw double-posted this 6 months ago, 25 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,755

@771,749 (Meta)
Tone down, you're overcompensating.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,756

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)

> Tone down, you're overcompensating.

How about you overwipe your shitty arse, you skuzzy British bell-end.

Meta replied with this 6 months ago, 37 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,757

@771,755 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
I'll overcompensate you in a minute, you Farage-fellating fascist scum.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 months ago, 10 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,758

@771,756 (A)
Nice madpost

Anonymous G replied with this 6 months ago, 45 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,762

@771,737 (A)
Nothing upset me. Some people call me Cupid, as I am great at putting 2 meant to be love birds together.

todd joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,763

um
@OP

> For me, it's the claim that almost 50 years ago the Americans landed on the moon in a spacecraft which had the computational power of a modern handheld calculator.
>
> What about you? What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard?

this one

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 6 months ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,764

@771,756 (A)
NMP.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,766

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
MSH

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 months ago, 33 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,768

@771,762 (G)
God bless you friend

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 6 months ago, 9 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,892

@771,766 (A)
Illegible gibberish.

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,897

"The Jews didn't do anything wrong" Fake Anon

Anonymous K replied with this 6 months ago, 3 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,920

@previous (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)
you actually seem upset
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