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Topic: lick a dog

Falco Mobile !a7Q.SWNEJw started this discussion 9 months ago #59,983

lick a log

Meta joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #761,826

lick a dick

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #761,827

It's just potatoes.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,835

This is my turtle. His name is Jerry.

Meta replied with this 9 months ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,837

@previous (D)
He looks like a fag 😂😂

Anonymous D replied with this 9 months ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,838

@previous (Meta)
My turtle Jerry gets more pussy than your fat ass will ever see on the Interweb.

Meta replied with this 9 months ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,842

@previous (D)
> My turtle Jerry gets more pussy than your f*t ass will ever see on the Interweb.
It's okay, we know he's a homosexual. We accept Jerry the gay turtle.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 months ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,852

@previous (Meta)
There you go again, taking the light off of yourself to criticize an innocent heterosexual turtle when in actuality, you're the homosexual.

Meta replied with this 9 months ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,854

@previous (D)
Look you don't need to keep projecting like this. We love Jerry for who he is.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 months ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,862

@previous (Meta)
You're more like a turtle than Jerry. You hide inside your fat rolls when you're scared and you're slow as a snail.

Meta replied with this 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,864

@previous (D)
I can actually run up to 10mph in short sprints. Jerry is fabulous and we wouldn't want him any other way 🌈

Anonymous D replied with this 9 months ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,869

@previous (Meta)
Who do you think you're fooling? A rock could outrun your morbidly obese ass. You think it's fun to pick on turtles? Well, I think it's fun to pick on fatties like you.

Meta replied with this 9 months ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,876

@previous (D)
I'm not f*t, I'm a Person of Adipose.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 32 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,883

hot toddy joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,898

@761,835 (D)
Jerry is cool

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,901

@previous (hot toddy)
Only if being flamboyantly gay is cool

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 months ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,905

@761,835 (D)
That's a tortoise.

hot toddy replied with this 9 months ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,914

@761,901 (G)
how can a turtle be flamboyant

hot toddy double-posted this 9 months ago, 16 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,915

@761,905 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
glug

Anonymous D replied with this 9 months ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,957

@761,898 (hot toddy)
Thanks.

@761,905 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
How can he be a tortoise when he's a red eared slider turtle?

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 months ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,963

@previous (D)
Stop mis-gendering your tortoise. Thanks

Anonymous D replied with this 9 months ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #762,025

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Learn the difference between a turtle and a tortoise. Thanks. And while you're at it, learned the difference between gnocchi and potatoes.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 7 months later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #816,346

@previous (D)
Your turtle is so gay it's a tortoise.

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

Meta replied with this 1 month ago, 9 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #816,347

SEVEN MONTHS and Clyde still can't let ONE joke about his pet turtle go 😂

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #816,364

SEVEN MONTHS and Meta still thinks his "homosexual turtle" joke is funny.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #816,365

@previous (I)
It's funny because of the 7 month autistic outburst

Anonymous I replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #816,367

@previous (J)
What if... I only acted like it pissed me off just for laughs? I don't actually care what anyone thinks of my turtle. My turtle doesn't even care what anyone thinks of him. What's autistic is that Meta actually thinks it pissed me off. And apparently you do too. That's real autism.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous J replied with this 1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #816,369

@previous (I)
You've been going on about it for 7 months

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 1 month ago, 5 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #816,370

@816,347 (Meta)
Denial about his gay turtle.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 19 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #816,371

@761,864 (Meta)
Your obese ass ain't running any damn where..
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