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Topic: lick a dog

Falco Mobile !a7Q.SWNEJw started this discussion 1 month ago #59,983

lick a log

Meta joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #761,826

lick a dick

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #761,827

It's just potatoes.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,835

This is my turtle. His name is Jerry.

Meta replied with this 1 month ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,837

@previous (D)
He looks like a fag 😂😂

Anonymous D replied with this 1 month ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,838

@previous (Meta)
My turtle Jerry gets more pussy than your fat ass will ever see on the Interweb.

Meta replied with this 1 month ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,842

@previous (D)
> My turtle Jerry gets more pussy than your f*t ass will ever see on the Interweb.
It's okay, we know he's a homosexual. We accept Jerry the gay turtle.

Anonymous D replied with this 1 month ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,852

@previous (Meta)
There you go again, taking the light off of yourself to criticize an innocent heterosexual turtle when in actuality, you're the homosexual.

Meta replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,854

@previous (D)
Look you don't need to keep projecting like this. We love Jerry for who he is.

Anonymous D replied with this 1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,862

@previous (Meta)
You're more like a turtle than Jerry. You hide inside your fat rolls when you're scared and you're slow as a snail.

Meta replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,864

@previous (D)
I can actually run up to 10mph in short sprints. Jerry is fabulous and we wouldn't want him any other way 🌈

Anonymous D replied with this 1 month ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,869

@previous (Meta)
Who do you think you're fooling? A rock could outrun your morbidly obese ass. You think it's fun to pick on turtles? Well, I think it's fun to pick on fatties like you.

Meta replied with this 1 month ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,876

@previous (D)
I'm not f*t, I'm a Person of Adipose.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 32 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,883

hot toddy joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,898

@761,835 (D)
Jerry is cool

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,901

@previous (hot toddy)
Only if being flamboyantly gay is cool

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 1 month ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,905

@761,835 (D)
That's a tortoise.

hot toddy replied with this 1 month ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,914

@761,901 (G)
how can a turtle be flamboyant

hot toddy double-posted this 1 month ago, 16 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,915

@761,905 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
glug

Anonymous D replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,957

@761,898 (hot toddy)
Thanks.

@761,905 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
How can he be a tortoise when he's a red eared slider turtle?

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 1 month ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,963

@previous (D)
Stop mis-gendering your tortoise. Thanks

Anonymous D replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #762,025

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Learn the difference between a turtle and a tortoise. Thanks. And while you're at it, learned the difference between gnocchi and potatoes.
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