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Topic: Straight men: Would you let me suck your cock?

Anonymous A started this discussion 3.4 years ago #5,865

Hello. I am a 20-year-old man and an excellent cock sucker. I was wondering if any straight men here would let me suck their dick (hypothetically)? You could just watch straight porn while I suck until completion. Is this appealing to any (straight) men out there? I swallow.

Flapjack !!vHCjY3yik joined in and replied with this 3.4 years ago, 38 seconds later[^] [v] #101,717

:O

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3.4 years ago, 3 seconds later, 41 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #101,718

hi to4str

Nimj joined in and replied with this 3.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,728

no

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,729

> ask straight men if they would let you suck them off
> you are a dude
What do you think the answer will be? Derp.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3.4 years ago, 25 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,731

@101,728

Why not? You wouldn't even have to look at me, you could just be staring at a woman getting fucked while blowing wave after wave of your delicious manly life essence into my mouth.

henn !ksfzGo9XsI joined in and replied with this 3.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,738

@previous
> wave after wave of your delicious manly life essence

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Nimj replied with this 3.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,759

@101,731
because i don't want you to steal my life essence

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 3.4 years ago, 48 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,763

i dont put my penises in toasters :[

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,766

@101,759

But, you probably just cum on toilet paper and throw it away! Why not let a "faggot" give you a mind blowing orgasm?

Nimj replied with this 3.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,773

@previous
no i eat it for my self
i have become
the strongest
man
on earth

Anonymous E replied with this 3.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,777

@previous
Ninjj that is not a man
That is a horse
I don't even

Nimj replied with this 3.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,788

i am the strongest horse on earth

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3.4 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #101,857

sup to4str?

Auschwitz !b.8nkuAfGw joined in and replied with this 3.4 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #101,882

nope.jpg

just nope.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 3.4 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #101,884

toaster spotted

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 3.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,960

to4str

F4ts !BBbudGf3kM joined in and replied with this 3.4 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,979

When I was about 11 or 12 I started inserting objects in you can guess where. I have injured myself down there and deal with sexual confusion. I have inserted just about everything in there possible. I have had a lot of sex toys over the years. Some of them huge. I can’t control gas if I have been using large toys recently. Back in my late 20s I was doing it so much I had trouble controlling movements. So if anyone thinks that won’t be a problem, your wrong. Many sex toys are made from strong chemicals and can burn when used. The descending colon is made to absorb things and I think there is a toxic risk using many sex toys. Its probably a good idea to put a condom on them.

Trip !SHjzCSZsqE joined in and replied with this 3.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,983

I've actually had this happen before. It was weird and I wouldn't repeat the experience.

The Truth !!vSp31CfSr joined in and replied with this 3.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,986

@101,979
Nothing to be confused about, you are just a homosexual fag.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 3.4 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #102,006

Wowowowow

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ joined in and replied with this 3.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #102,017

@101,979
WAT.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 3.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #102,024

@previous

It's unfunny copypasta.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 3.4 years ago, 41 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #102,026

obvious to4str is obvious

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ replied with this 3.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #102,028

@102,024
Aw, well, to avoid feeling disappointed I'll just pretend it's true. It's fitting for him and his personality, anyway.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 3.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #102,032

@101,979
I fucking lol'd.

@102,024
Nah, that is an example of hilarious copypasta.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #102,235

@101,983

Really? Can you give a more detailed account?

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 3.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #102,244

I found a great photo for this thread.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #102,248

@previous

This thread is certainly not about disgusting, hairy, AIDS infested middle aged men that practice cottaging and have leather fetishes. Fuck off.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 3.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #102,254

@previous
No, this thread needs more monster cock.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 3.4 years ago, 21 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #102,255

@previous

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic triple-posted this 3.4 years ago, 48 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #102,257

@previous

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic quadruple-posted this 3.4 years ago, 37 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #102,258

@previous

Captain SquaЯeD³ :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 3.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #102,259

@102,254
@102,255
@102,257
@previous
O_O

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 3.4 years ago, 49 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #102,260

Suck on this.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 3.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #102,261

A typical Saturday for Toastie.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic triple-posted this 3.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #102,263

Toastie surprises his dentist.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #102,266

@previous

Not toaster.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 3.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #102,267

@previous
Every dirty faggot is now called toaster.

Man of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 3.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #102,270

@OP
Can you trap well enough to pass off as female?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3.4 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #102,557

@previous

Not all gay men are transvestites.

Man of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 3.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #102,572

@previous
Then no.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 3.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #102,577

@102,557
But CAN you?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #102,580

@102,572

I'm very masculine. Sorry.

Man of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 3.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #102,583

@previous
Would you pay me for you to suck my cock?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #102,586

@previous

Definitely not.

(Edited 45 seconds later.)

Man of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 3.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #102,587

@previous
You can't trap for shit and won't pay me? The answer is no.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #102,593

@previous

No-one will pay you too suck your cock, that's just ridicious.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 3.4 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #102,596

@previous
Some men do that.

Man of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 3.4 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #103,121

@102,593
I'd pay a good-looking trap/shemale to suck their cock.

Trip !SHjzCSZsqE replied with this 3.4 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #103,151

@102,593
That's actually what happened to me. And it was my boss. This flaming black man. It was just weird, I don't really want to go into it other than to say

'you might find a straight man to let you suck his dick, but you might also have to pay him to be able to do so.'

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3.4 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #103,389

@102,596

God, they must be pretty desperate/stupid. 10 minutes on Craigslist is all it takes.

@previous

Fucking disgusting. How do you know that nigger didn't have AIDS? Most of them do.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 3.4 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #103,406

@previous
I don't know the reasoning, but men do pay to give blow jobs.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #103,409

@previous

> men do pay to give blow jobs

Probably so they can more easily spread chlamydia.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 3.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #103,412

@previous
Oh yeah, I'm sure that's the reason.

mountainman joined in and replied with this 3.4 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #105,189

no!

!MODABUSE joined in and replied with this 2.9 years ago, 6 months later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #262,890

Unlocked by request.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #262,892

Image went missing

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 2.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #262,894

no!!

Anonymous Z-2 joined in and replied with this 2.9 years ago, 37 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #262,948

lol

Anonymous Z-3 joined in and replied with this 2.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #262,950

Image went missingYou can have a go at it, but I'm not sure how much he'll enjoy it.

Anonymous R replied with this 2.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #262,951

Son of a bitch, this thread got my hopes up and then were thoroughly dashed to pieces.

Anonymous X replied with this 2.9 years ago, 53 seconds later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #262,953

@previous
You want your cock sucked that badly?

Anonymous R replied with this 2.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #262,958

@previous
A mouth is a mouth.

Anonymous Z-3 replied with this 2.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #263,022

@previous
> a mouth is a mouth
With the lights turned off.

Ishikawa !Et8Dragonk joined in and replied with this 2.9 years ago, 58 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #263,062

holy fuck

Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 2.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #263,174

I pay a good looking man to let me suck his cock. I wouldn't do it for just anyone though.

Anonymous X replied with this 2.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #263,175

@previous
What

Anonymous Z-7 joined in and replied with this 2.9 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #263,256

@262,890
Why would you do this?

dreamworks !AIy/L67q.s joined in and replied with this 2.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #263,274

no i wouldnt

Anonymous Z-9 joined in and replied with this 2.9 years ago, 12 hours later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #263,467

This thread enforces what I've known all along about gay men. Most are only gay cause they're so fucking desperate.

floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 2.9 years ago, 35 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #263,484

@previous
Stupidest argument ever. I don't care how lonely or desperate i could ever be, cock still ain't pussy.

Maybe you're a little gay yourself for thinking so casually of sucking cock? That being desperate is enough to make you want to gag on a dong? Cause i'll tell you, it ain't (unless you're a little gay, then probably yeah, that mindset would make sense.)

Green !6PPj7P5Iag joined in and replied with this 2.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #263,538

Go suck a lemon.

Anonymous Z-9 replied with this 2.9 years ago, 15 hours later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #263,724

@263,484
I'm not the one saying things like this: @101,731. It's fucking pathetic.

I'm comfortably bisexual. I have sex with men sure, but I always make sure to tell them I'm straight. Not because I have a complex about being gay, but because gay men have a complex about being gay. They don't enjoy sex with gay men as well as they enjoy sex with straight men. It's basic fact. Everyone who's had any kind of exposure to gay men at all knows full well it is straight men they lust after. This thread is proving it now.

Anonymous Z-11 joined in and replied with this 2.9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #263,727

> about to say hi to ninjj
> 7 months ago
;_;

Anonymous Z-12 joined in and replied with this 2.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #263,746

only if your female

Anonymous Z-13 joined in and replied with this 2.9 years ago, 7 hours later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #263,935

@previous
Read the fucking thread.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2.9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #263,943

@263,746
> only if your female
Only is my female what?

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 2.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #263,945

@previous
You seem a mite confused. You've cited me and quoted someone else.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #263,947

@previous
I have corrected this grievous error.

Anonymous Z-2 replied with this 2.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #263,948

@previous
yet you didn't correct the obvious typo?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #263,950

@previous
I left it in fior posterity.

Anonymous Z-12 replied with this 2.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #263,953

@263,935
buttdevastatedâ„¢

Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 2.9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #263,961

@previous
Too right.
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