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Topic: FAO: Becky

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 months ago #58,621

I want to sue a cult I used to be a member of, for psychological and emotional damages. Will you take my case?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #749,565

What's the story?

ken griffey sr joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #749,568

Becky my parents need a divorce will you take the case

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,613

becky someone has stolen the remote from one of our hotel tv's. They have confessed, will you take my case?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,614

Becky, someone trolled me on the Internet, and I want to sue them for emotional damages and deformation of character. Can you take my case?

squeegee joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,616

hey becky, you look good, i look good. wanna get it on? no strings

the bandit joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,622

Becky, I received a broken French fry from McDonald's. I want to sue for emotional distress, and receiving damaged product that McDonald's refused to replace. Will you take my case?

The idiot joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,663

Becky I need to sue Becky for causing me emotional distress. Will you please waive conflict of interest and take my case.
We both can come out ahead dollar wise.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 49 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,677

AwwBecky I need someone to proofread legal documents including briefs and pleadings for an upcoming court case, also to write some first drafts, prepare court subpoenas and spreadsheets. Basically I need a legal secretary to ensure things in the office run smoothly. Will you take my case?

(Edited 37 seconds later.)

Well I never replied with this 9 months ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,678

@previous (I)
> Basically I need a legal secretary to ensure things in the office run smoothly.

You expect Becky who spent years in school, who mortgaged her income to pay back those who put her in business as a Shyster, and all you need is a secretary?

Anonymous I replied with this 9 months ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,680

@previous (Well I never)
I've been led to believe that becky is a high quality legal secretary. How dare you.

Anonymous E replied with this 9 months ago, 8 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,682

@749,677 (I)
I've asked Becky to go through my briefs before, but all I got back was a nasty response. :(

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 8 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,685

@previous (E)
Why would she touch your filthy briefs.
You're a nasty bugger.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 12 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,732

Becky I need help to sue my nemesis for being a huge dick
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