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Topic: Please stop saying "Olive garden isn't real Italian food" or "taco bell isn't real mexican food"

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 month ago #58,588

Please stop saying "Olive garden isn't real Italian food" or "taco bell isn't real mexican food" because you're wrong and you look like a pretentious asshat. I've worked at an "authentic Italian restaurant" owned and operated by Italians. They served spaghetti there, do you know what they serve at Olive Garden? Spaghetti. Pasta doesn't undergo some transformation spell when someone with a specific bloodline makes it.

Same thing for taco bell. I've been to mexico, I've eaten at homes of Mexican folk, a taco is a taco. It's a tortilla with a bunch of random shit in it every time. At taco bell, and in Juarez. And half the time at taco bell a Mexican is making your meal so where's your argument now?

The real issue is that this "x isn't real food" platitude conjures up this notion that all food in Italy and Mexico is just delicious. Go to Italy, and I can guarantee you there is a restaurant that serves over cooked pasta and stale breadsticks. Same thing with Mexico and their chimmychangas.

Indy !KUahHbg6fY joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #749,269

What?

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

Dr Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 6 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #749,270

Olive Garden isn't real italian food and Taco Bell isn't real mexican food.

Indy !KUahHbg6fY replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #749,271

Taco Bell™ is the world's finest, most authentic Pre-Columbian Meso-American traditional cuisine.

Dr Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #749,273

@previous (Indy !KUahHbg6fY)
There is only one or two Taco Bells in the UK.

Indy !KUahHbg6fY replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #749,274

@previous (Dr Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Lucky you.

Indy !KUahHbg6fY double-posted this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #749,275

The chain restaurant Chili's is both named after a spicy pepper, and has a red spicy pepper in their logo, yet it is the most bland, boring, terrible food in the world. What gives?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #749,276

Dolphin is a great tasting fish!

pumba joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 32 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #749,277

@749,275 (Indy !KUahHbg6fY)
chili's is gross
all of those family restaurant chains are the worst
like I'd rather eat actual fast food

Dr Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #749,278

What are Gyros and Sonic?

Indy !KUahHbg6fY replied with this 1 month ago, 15 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #749,279

@749,276 (D)
If you eat it Japanese-style, it is. And, from a purely culinary standpoint, it is, in fact, a fish.

Indy !KUahHbg6fY double-posted this 1 month ago, 18 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #749,280

@749,277 (pumba)
Yes, but my point has to do with the chili pepper theme, but the food is 0% spicy. What gives?

Wildchild !kiTty385lY joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #749,281

@749,276 (D)

> Dolphin is a great tasting fish!

Dolphin meat actually contains a high concentration of Mercury, and therefore isn't entirely safe for human consumption.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #749,326

> taco is a taco

Image is a Taco Bell Taco.

So lets follow with a few comparisons. This may take a few minutes to compose the 3rd and 4th sets. Bear with me please.

Anonymous G double-posted this 1 month ago, 36 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #749,328

A true Mexican taco.

Anonymous G triple-posted this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #749,330

Champagne the real Champagne

Anonymous G quadruple-posted this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #749,333

Calls itself Champagne.
It does not even resemble the real thing except it has huge bubbles and real champagne does not have huge bubbles. Larger is not always better.
This would not even make a good mouthwash.

Anonymous G quintuple-posted this 1 month ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #749,338

To sum this up.
Shakespeare's "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet".

The Taco bell taco is some distorted version of Mexican food. If you are starving it could fill you up yet for about the same money you can have real meat and real home made Salsa's instead of some crap in a packet called hot sauce. Because the Mexican Taco uses real meat it may cost a few pennies more than the fake Taco Bell that is more Fat than meat. Its saving grace is that morticians want people to eat Taco Bell products because its good for the morticians business. They will get you one way or the other but will get you sooner rather than later.

pumba replied with this 1 month ago, 48 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,352

@749,326 (G)
@749,328 (G)
@749,333 (G)
@previous (G)
shut up syntax

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 35 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,385

@749,278 (Dr Green !BEERiVqJJw)

Gyros is a donner kebab

Indy !KUahHbg6fY replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,407

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,408

Dominos isn't real Italian food@OP

pumba replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,409

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