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Topic: A story

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 months ago #58,550

Hey so I had a fun idea for a thread

I'll describe a scenario and you guys say what the protagonist should do next and I'll respond to that in one go and so on

Okay so check this

You're in a graveyard just doing your thing when all of a sudden you spot a very creepy tomb unlike any you've seen before. It's decorated with skeletons and there is a carving on the door saying "Thieves know this... Danger awaits within!".

Wildchild !kiTty385lY joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #748,922

As generally tresspassing and grave robbing is a crime in most states, then I think I would leave the Graveyard before I get caught by security on their nightly routine.

brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #748,923

the protagonist should go home because the skellingtons spooked them

Dr Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 9 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #748,925

"Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air (Theme Song)"

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."

First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to Bel-Air."

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 months ago, 7 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #748,935

Okay so you bail from the promising adventure and go home to your generic apartment. It's okay, economical, not the best neighbourhood but not the worst either and soon you'll be able to stop renting. On your table is a strange letter. It radiates mystery.

Dr Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 11 months ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #748,938

@previous (A)
You the letter. It said to look in the fridge. You tentatively open the fridge and find a fozen piece of shit. You ram your arse with it and it melts then you spray diarrhea shit all ober the fridge.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #748,940

/me Burns apartment down, using the letter to start the fire.

brie !kGoudaMCFA replied with this 11 months ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #748,943

@748,935 (A)
the protagonist is very tired from doing their thing at the graveyard and should tear up the letter and go to bed

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 months ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #748,945

@748,938 (Dr Green !BEERiVqJJw)

Oh it's beautiful and disgusting and ever so erotic. Shit is seeping all over the shepherds pie your mother left in the fridge as a suprise whilst you were out.

All of a sudden a burly man walks in and throws you out of your 800th story window, and you conveniently float into a plane. You are in the cargo area. It radiates mystery!

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #748,949

Protip I just got off the phone with a key coder at Qualcomm. At end of conversation about a work sumpting eye asked HER and she said this - Paraphrased

PHP developers keep doing the first thing that pops into their collective haids. They are lazy fucks. Parsing HTML using regular expressions is no big deal except its it's generally a bad idea, unless you have super stick discipline .. put very strict conditions on what ur doing .. matching HTML with regular expressions rapidly devolves into Chaos otherwise.

Parsing engines are no big deal nor have they ever been. But hey she gets big $$$$$ 4 such knowledge.

brie !kGoudaMCFA replied with this 11 months ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #748,950

@748,945 (A)
the protagonist farts and starts cumming on the cargo hoping someone will notice their predicament

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 6 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #748,952

@748,949 (Syntax)

Stop derailing threads....

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 months ago, 3 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #748,953

@748,950 (brie !kGoudaMCFA)

You fart and start cumming all over the cargo, you feel horrified but vaguely aroused. All of a sudden a door opens. It's fucking Hitler and he has a pistol!

"Achtung, an intruder!" He says, "Come over here so I can solve this problem more efficiently!"

pumba joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 22 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,263

@previous (A)
it's Hitler. he radiates mystery!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #749,286

@previous (pumba)

Hitler radiates mystery. A sultry, erotic breeze causes Hitler's coat to gently flap in the breeze.

"So, ve come to ze end of your story, herr spy. You never came close to figuring it out!"

Then Hitler kills you and fucks the corpse before unceremoniously cumming all over your back. He wipes his dick on your shirt and forgets your existence within a few hours. Your body is never discovered and your soul refuses to move on. You become a spectre, so good job.
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