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Topic: Take the Minichan Doctor challenge 2017 and win a cool prize!! (Please read instructions carefully)

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 week ago #58,547

Something we've been doing on another forum, so far nobody has won, thought I'd bring it over here.

The challenge is, you have to create a new topic on this forum which doesn't automatically trigger The Doctor into thinking and posting about having sex with children. The topic can be about absolutely any subject, there are no limitations, and the only criterion for winning is that it doesn't make the Doctor start posting about child sexual abuse.

When submitting your entries, please clearly indicate that you wish to be entered for the Minichan Doctor Challenge 2017.

Here are some of the topics form the other forum which have so far failed the challenge, in other words which automatically made the Doctor start posting about sex with children.

The recent American election
Thai food
Bees/Beekeeping
Airbus vs Boeing (engineering standpoint)
Wine
The efficacy of prayer
The Trans-Pacific Partnership Agreement
Christmas trees
The Spanish Civil War
Bird flu
Manchester City Football club
The Smiths (music group)
Botany
Dental hygiene
The Korean War of 1950 to 1953
Welding
Thermonuclear fusion


Unsuccessful examples from this forum will be added as the competition progresses until somebody wins. Best of luck!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #748,904

> mad

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #748,913

Hey. We also tried this over on my part of the web and subjects that failed the challenge were as follows

Dr Who
1980's British TV
Crop rotation of the 14th century
Kids TV
Womens curling
1986 FIFA World Cup
The construction of the world trade center
Magna Carta

Edit.. Oh and for some reason Plumbing would really set him off.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #748,914

@748,904 (B)

> >mad

Try not to be, it's only a silly little competition.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 25 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #748,915

Be nice to the doc :) he gets all huffy when we are mean to him.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 week ago, 5 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #748,928

@previous (D)
"we" posting is a bannable offense

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #748,993

@previous (B)

> "we" posting is a bannable offense

Then stop doing it.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 12 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,172

Topics added to the list of unsuccessful entries:

Sobriety
Mice
The Goonies (kids movie from the 80s)

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 1 week ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #749,744

Airport security added to the list.

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 1 week ago, 1 day later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #750,169

Pretty bizarre one, this: milk chocolate vs dark chocolate.

Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 3 days ago, 4 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #752,000

Brexit added to the list.

dw !vJwW0tsPXQ joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #752,098

@previous (A)
I think you should start citing sources

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 days ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #752,100

@previous (dw !vJwW0tsPXQ)
This website, you retarded dickhead.

dw !vJwW0tsPXQ replied with this 3 days ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #752,129

@previous (A)
Please cite posts
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