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Topic: Take the Minichan Doctor challenge 2017 and win a cool prize!! (Please read instructions carefully)

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 months ago #58,547

Something we've been doing on another forum, so far nobody has won, thought I'd bring it over here.

The challenge is, you have to create a new topic on this forum which doesn't automatically trigger The Doctor into thinking and posting about having sex with children. The topic can be about absolutely any subject, there are no limitations, and the only criterion for winning is that it doesn't make the Doctor start posting about child sexual abuse.

When submitting your entries, please clearly indicate that you wish to be entered for the Minichan Doctor Challenge 2017.

Here are some of the topics form the other forum which have so far failed the challenge, in other words which automatically made the Doctor start posting about sex with children.

The recent American election
Thai food
Bees/Beekeeping
Airbus vs Boeing (engineering standpoint)
Wine
The efficacy of prayer
The Trans-Pacific Partnership Agreement
Christmas trees
The Spanish Civil War
Bird flu
Manchester City Football club
The Smiths (music group)
Botany
Dental hygiene
The Korean War of 1950 to 1953
Welding
Thermonuclear fusion


Unsuccessful examples from this forum will be added as the competition progresses until somebody wins. Best of luck!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #748,904

> mad

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #748,913

Hey. We also tried this over on my part of the web and subjects that failed the challenge were as follows

Dr Who
1980's British TV
Crop rotation of the 14th century
Kids TV
Womens curling
1986 FIFA World Cup
The construction of the world trade center
Magna Carta

Edit.. Oh and for some reason Plumbing would really set him off.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #748,914

@748,904 (B)

> >mad

Try not to be, it's only a silly little competition.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 25 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #748,915

Be nice to the doc :) he gets all huffy when we are mean to him.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 months ago, 5 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #748,928

@previous (D)
"we" posting is a bannable offense

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #748,993

@previous (B)

> "we" posting is a bannable offense

Then stop doing it.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 12 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,172

Topics added to the list of unsuccessful entries:

Sobriety
Mice
The Goonies (kids movie from the 80s)

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 2 months ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #749,744

Airport security added to the list.

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 2 months ago, 1 day later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #750,169

Pretty bizarre one, this: milk chocolate vs dark chocolate.

Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 2 months ago, 4 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #752,000

Brexit added to the list.

dw !vJwW0tsPXQ joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #752,098

@previous (A)
I think you should start citing sources

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #752,100

@previous (dw !vJwW0tsPXQ)
This website, you retarded dickhead.

dw !vJwW0tsPXQ replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #752,129

@previous (A)
Please cite posts

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 4 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #753,438

The TSA. And by the way, this thread contains 5 year old (lol) evidence of The Doctor admitting he spends his life trying to find images of children being groped. It's ok though because he claims he was being "sarcastic", which is otherwise known as the "Automatic Nonce Defence When Caught Being A Filthy Pedo Cunt".

https://minichan.org/topic/59065

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 month ago, 3 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #754,296

Minecraft added to the list.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 10 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #754,298

Why are you madposting your maddiary here?

Don't you usually keep this catalog of obsession in your madjournal beside your bed?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #754,303

@previous (F)
You seem defensive, Doc. Why are you throwing a paddy?

Anonymous F replied with this 1 month ago, 10 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #754,305

@previous (A)
You are afraid of your own shadow

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #754,306

@previous (F)
With good reason, it keeps trying to kill me.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 month ago, 1 day later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #754,709

The 'n' word.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 1 month ago, 1 day later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #755,110

Immigration.

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 1 month ago, 6 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #755,162

International sewage systems.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 week later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #757,766

2 additions to the list -

The Super Bowl halftime show
The LGBT community

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 10 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #757,770

@previous (G)
Your UID get banned again, OP?

Anonymous G replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #757,771

@previous (H)
From where, here? No.

dw !vJwW0tsPXQ replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #757,774

I thought you were going to quit this forum because of all the liberal cucktards

Anonymous G replied with this 1 month ago, 38 seconds later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #757,775

@previous (dw !vJwW0tsPXQ)
What made you think that?

Anonymous H replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #757,776

@757,774 (dw !vJwW0tsPXQ)
He follows his obsession around the internet.

Anonymous G replied with this 1 month ago, 46 seconds later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #757,777

@previous (H)
I'll ask you again dw, what made you think that?

dw !vJwW0tsPXQ replied with this 1 month ago, 18 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #757,785

@757,775 (G)
You made a thread about how you were going to leave because you were unbanned from another fora.

@previous (G)
Not me retard

Anonymous G replied with this 1 month ago, 5 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #757,789

@previous (dw !vJwW0tsPXQ)

> You made a thread about how you were going to leave because you were unbanned from another fora.

And how did you go from that to "you were going to quit this forum because of all the liberal cucktards"? You seem a little dim-witted, dw. Is that, in fact, what 'dw' stands for?

> Not me retard

I never said he was your retard, Cockney moron. Calm yourself, Anon H.

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

dw !vJwW0tsPXQ replied with this 1 month ago, 5 hours later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #757,857

@previous (G)
the title of that topic was 'YEEEEE-HAAAAWWWWW!!! I've just had my ban lifted from the other place. So long, libtards!', and then started complaining about the left wing menace.
i dont think it is that strange to assume that you were angry about the rampant liberalism of minichan.org

so why haven't you left yet?

Anonymous G replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #757,896

@previous (dw !vJwW0tsPXQ)

> i dont think it is that strange to assume that you were angry about the rampant liberalism of minichan.org

Well I guess now we know why you're known as a dim-wit.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 22 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #757,898

@previous (G)
DW accurately described your topic and you're trying to belittle him for it.

We post your little heart out, though. It's cute.

dw !vJwW0tsPXQ replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #757,905

@757,896 (G)
but why haven't you left yet though

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #757,906

@757,896 (G)
Bullying DreamWorks is a serious fox pass.

Anonymous G replied with this 1 month ago, 7 hours later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #757,946

@757,898 (I)

> DW accurately described your topic

No you didn't, dw

> and you're trying to belittle him for it.

Lol for fuck's sake, grow up. "Belittle him", Christ almighty, this really is your little world right here, isn't it?

Anonymous G double-posted this 1 month ago, 27 seconds later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #757,947

@757,905 (dw !vJwW0tsPXQ)

> but why haven't you left yet though

Because I don't want to. Making you cry is amusing to me, dim-wit.

brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #757,950

@previous (G)
stop bullying dreamworks

Anonymous G replied with this 1 month ago, 6 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #757,951

@previous (brie !kGoudaMCFA)

> stop bullying dreamworks

"Bullying" suggests that he's a snivelling little child who needs people to stand up for him. Stop patronizing him.

dw !vJwW0tsPXQ replied with this 1 month ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #758,012

@757,947 (G)
yes its clear you dont want to but why

Anonymous G replied with this 1 month ago, 11 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #758,014

@previous (dw !vJwW0tsPXQ)
Re-read the 2nd sentence in the post you cited, dim-wit.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #758,099

@757,857 (dw !vJwW0tsPXQ)
I don't think this is the right thread for sane and rational discussions.

Anonymous G replied with this 1 month ago, 22 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #758,109

@previous (L)
Sup dw!

Modern American mainstream horror films added to the list.

Anonymous L replied with this 1 month ago, 28 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #758,123

@previous (G)
Post with your name and stop dropping UIDs so you can be ignored.

Anonymous G replied with this 1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #758,124

@previous (L)
If you're so keen to ignore me, why the fuck do you keep on clicking on this thread you absolute fucking retard? LOL.

🍃 replied with this 1 month ago, 17 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #758,130

@previous (G)
LOL lib cucks!!!!!
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