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Topic: Dickhead though he is, Matt Miller is (facially at least) the most handsome poster on the chans.

Anonymous A started this discussion 1.5 year ago #53,781

He has a certain ruggedness which women like. Whereas consider the competition - Syntax looks like a sun-dried raisin with eyes, Green has his own cock in his mouth, the Doctor has those typically British rancid teeth, Brie looks like something that escaped from a lab, Negi is...well, Negi, Kook is self-indulgently overweight, Vocalon is a hipster twink, On is your average Chink, i.e not attractive in the proper Western sense, Triptych turned her face into a pin cushion, and Beebs is ginger.

Hate him all you want, but Matt is undeniably handsome.

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #700,384

Deleted and then undeleted, thanks.

The Bandit joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 12 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,387

Sup fattfuck?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,389

@700,384 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
thanks

@OP
nah i'm cute thanks

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1.5 year ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,392

@700,387 (The Bandit)

> Sup fattfuck?

Actually yeah, that's another thing - on a chan culture which incorporates the likes of Brie, Kook and even the Doctor, why has Matt been denoted the "fatfuck" of the forumsphere? He is nowhere near as fat as they are and yet nobody ever makes fun of them for their weight.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 5 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,394

@previous (A)
Oh, high dave.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1.5 year ago, 16 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,397

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
You're obsessed with that guy.

vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #700,400

im not even a twink tho.

like you could have called me a disgusting tranny and that would have at least been accurate

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1.5 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #700,401

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

> im not even a twink tho.

It's not for you to decide if you're a twink or not, it's a question for the raging power tops who have seen your picture. And both of them have decided you're a twink.

vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 replied with this 1.5 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #700,402

@previous (A)
oh yeah, that pic of me at 14 youre wanking to sure is an accurate representation of what i look like now

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1.5 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #700,403

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

> oh yeah, that pic of me at 14 youre wanking to sure is an accurate representation of what i look like now

Thanks for confirming.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #700,408

@OPenis
Numerous users on this board are much better looking than Matt. Hell, even Protip is much better looking than Matt.

henn joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #700,410

Quality post 10/10

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 1.5 year ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,414

@700,397 (A)
If there's more than one person who honestly believes that fat girl picture that gets posted occasionally is kook, then you're all a lot dumber than I thought.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1.5 year ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,415

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Why are you raging so much in this thread?

Anonymous G replied with this 1.5 year ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,418

@previous (A)
Why are you?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,419

@700,414 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
What, you mean the nude one? Because she's posted other pics,and why are you making fun of her weight? Kook has a very stressful job and fucked up knees that make it hard to zumba or whatever other fad exercise you millenials are in to.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 1.5 year ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,466

@700,415 (A)
I wasn't.

@previous (I)
> you millenials
But now I am. You take that back you little shit. I'll fuckin cut you bitch

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1.5 year ago, 9 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,566

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
But you are a millennial...

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 15 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,567

op
> He has a certain ruggedness which women like.

What about his infamous scat fetish? Do women enjoy the rugged smell of porta potties?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 12 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,568

@700,566 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
She's 28 or 29 not sure what the millennial age is

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1.5 year ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,569

@previous (K)
early 1980s birth is the elder edge it seems

(Edited 59 seconds later.)

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 25 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,570

I see that Matt and his fans are making another push to make Minichan into Mattchan.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 1.5 year ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,579

@700,566 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I'll be a 90's kid, but never a millennial. Fuck cellphones, fuck reality TV, and fuck social media.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1.5 year ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,590

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
it doesn't matter whether you have what you believe to be typical millennial values
it's purely an age-based thing. dirty hippies were/are also baby boomers.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 26 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,595

@700,579 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Cell phones are awesome. I can catch pokemans, call my super hot girlfriend and watch porn all at the same time. What's not to like?

Oh yeah and take/send nudes

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1.5 year ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #700,638

Having said this though, I always thought that whole 'requesting open leg vulva from a child' was something someone made up about him, but apparently it actually happened...

https://tinychan.org/topic/11266

...and so Matt, handsome or not, you're one sick fuckin' puppy dude.

Meowth joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #700,665

@700,579 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
You take that back about cell phones! Cell phones were great before the Apple ruined everything with their iPhone line. iPhones were actually cool when they first came out because mobile Safari allowed you to view pages as desktop view unlike the shitty mobile version of every site back then. Now look... Fucking shitty touch mobile sites for every god damn site on this fucking thing people call the Internet nowadays.

Meowth double-posted this 1.5 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #700,668

@700,638 (A)
I miss that Nickalollyoff fella. He always seemed jolly as a mofucka.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 1.5 year ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #700,790

@700,665 (Meowth)
The whole "mobile version" is one of the things that makes me hate cell phones so much. Fuck coding multiple interfaces for a website and having to come up with totally different, yet the same "feel" layouts. It's bad enough having to test shit for 4? (5?) different desktop web browsers.

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

Meowth replied with this 1.5 year ago, 2 days later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,607

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Alright, that point is valid. Although I really hate how the iPhone menu style mobile websites completely have no feel to many desktop websites.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1.5 year ago, 19 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,615

@previous (Meowth)
@700,790 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

This thread is about the relatively handsome features of Matt Miller in comparison with the other mutants who post here. Take your dull tech-talk elsewhere please.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 5 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,617

@previous (A)
You seem upset

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 23 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,622

He's Matt Miller.
He's a go getta.
He's used for fatt filla.
He's mah nigga.

He's Matt Miller.
He's a ghost killa.
A go getta, fatt filla.
He's mah nigga.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 1.5 year ago, 10 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,624

@701,615 (A)

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1.5 year ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,636

@700,665 (Meowth)
Android lets you do desktop view dude

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,652

Im attractive :3

Anonymous G replied with this 1.5 year ago, 3 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,665

@OP
> Dickhead

Brit?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 1.5 year ago, 39 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,670

@previous (G)
A Brit would say bellend or knobhead.

Anonymous G replied with this 1.5 year ago, 7 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,671

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Aussie or Kiwi then?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 1.5 year ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,672

@previous (G)
It's possible.

Anonymous P replied with this 1.5 year ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,682

Dickhead is not common slang where you are? Then your're a dickhead.

Meowth replied with this 1.4 year ago, 6 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #703,797

@701,636 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I know. I hate how Apple products you have to jailbreak and fake the user agent.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1.4 year ago, 33 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #703,804

@701,670 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

> A Brit would say bellend or knobhead.

Sharp as a tack as always!

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 16 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #703,810

@703,797 (Meowth)
But at least they are FREE!

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1.4 year ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #703,847

@703,797 (Meowth)
Seriously? That's awful

Meowth replied with this 1.4 year ago, 57 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #703,883

@703,810 (S)
What is free?

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I know.

Anonymous S replied with this 1.4 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #703,884

@previous (Meowth)
Apple products haha.

bhutto joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 16 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #703,886

@703,797 (Meowth)

> I know. I hate how Apple products you have to jailbreak and fake the user agent.

thats not true there is a desktop view option in safari

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 4 weeks later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #712,144

He's not looking at all well these days. Those pictures of him licking the phone were awful. Matt, what's happened to you, are you ill again?

Meowth replied with this 1.4 year ago, 14 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #712,151

@703,886 (bhutto)
It's a piece of shit.

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 6 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #713,897

Vocalon is cute. Thanks.

Anonymous U replied with this 1.3 year ago, 24 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #713,907

@previous (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)
He was. No idea what he looks like now.

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw replied with this 1.3 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #713,909

@previous (U)
They was. They. Theys pronoun be they.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #713,941

@previous (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)
I don't think vocalon gives a shit anymore.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1.3 year ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #713,946

@713,897 (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)
agree

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw replied with this 1.3 year ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #713,977

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Careful...

Meowth replied with this 1.3 year ago, 21 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #714,152

@713,909 (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)
Uh what?

Anonymous U replied with this 1.3 year ago, 2 weeks later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #719,619

@700,394 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

> Oh, high dave.

Nope.

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 day later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #719,812

@701,652 ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 4 months later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #751,418

In his latest photo he's looking a bit tired, but still pretty good for a man in his 40s.

White Person !m2cp3rR5zw replied with this 11 months ago, 7 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #751,421

Vocalon is very sexy. I would let him render my asshole loose.

🍃 joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 11 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #751,428

@719,812 ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
You look like you smoke meth and don't work.

Pink !/piNkH96Z2 joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 38 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #751,433

@previous (🍃)
He looks more urban than rural to me, Meth isn't all that common in urban areas.

White Person !m2cp3rR5zw replied with this 11 months ago, 4 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #751,435

@previous (Pink !/piNkH96Z2)
Crack.

🍃 replied with this 11 months ago, 11 seconds later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #751,436

@751,433 (Pink !/piNkH96Z2)
He bums around rural Northern California. I wasn't guessing.

Who are you?

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 10 months ago, 2 weeks later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #757,206

@751,428 (🍃)
I dont do meth anymore :)

@previous (🍃)
Who are you

🍃 replied with this 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #757,221

@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
I'm little leaf I do movie reviews twice yearly and am an acerbic cunt the rest of the time.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 9 months ago, 1 month later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #771,761

@previous (🍃)
Ok ohkay

🍃 joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 28 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #771,765

im gay lol

Anonymous Z-4 joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #771,769

Fuck me, I started this thread!

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 9 months ago, 1 hour later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #771,784

I still assert that I am more attractive than Matt Miller.

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 9 months ago, 9 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #771,787

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Post a picture, or else you're talking crap

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 9 months ago, 2 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #771,788

@previous (Z-4)
Another one?

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 9 months ago, 4 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #771,793

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Yes

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 9 months ago, 30 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #771,803

@previous (Z-4)
I think this is from 4 months ago?

Dead !Pool..v42s double-posted this 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #771,804

@771,793 (Z-4)
I do not take pictures of myself, I am asking someone to take a picture of me for my vanity sake.

🍃 joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 4 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #771,806

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Try to open your eyes.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 9 months ago, 16 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #771,810

@previous (🍃)
Nxt time bby.

Got this sweeeet hat too

Dead !Pool..v42s double-posted this 9 months ago, 23 hours later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #772,098

Dead !Pool..v42s triple-posted this 9 months ago, 1 hour later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #772,107

Dead !Pool..v42s quadruple-posted this 9 months ago, 52 seconds later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #772,108

I'm pretty ugly actually

Anonymous T replied with this 9 months ago, 1 hour later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #772,115

@772,098 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
lord

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 9 months ago, 21 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #772,118

@previous (T)
You can call me Deadpool

Anonymous Z-6 joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 1 hour later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #772,120

@772,108 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
You looked better with blue hair.
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