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Minichan

Topic: Minichanfic: V-Day.

Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 2 years ago #48,104

This is the thread for the upcoming Minichanfic: V-Day. Previous parts of the story are here:
http://minichan.org/topic/41133/
http:// minichan.org/topic/44597

brie !K97EToNZCM joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #629,019

Is this a standalone episode?

I am excite.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #629,020

@previous (brie !K97EToNZCM)
They all are going to be now. The fanfics are becoming too long for one thread. I can tell you now that Becky, r04r and squeegee will be playing a larger roles in this installment.

RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #629,023

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
I am hyped, m8! Those are all quite entertaining characters.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #629,025

@629,020 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)

Can you include some new characters too? Other namefags deserve love!

RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #629,026

@previous (D)
I can't think of anyone that the Minichanfic hasn't covered, if only briefly. Penthief, maybe? I'm not sure that Catherine has ever come up either, actually. And I'm not sure that Green knows who Marcus is, but dammit he deserves a cameo, at least.

(Edited 29 seconds later.)

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #629,027

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx)
IRC is non-canon and who is Marcus? I thought it was Mark's full name? Catherine has appeared, she made sims of himself and Catherine will be making a cameo in V-Day again.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #629,028

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Marcus always posts anonymously, and I think that "Marcus" might just be a nickname that Becky gave him. But he's quite friendly and good-humoured. Also studies some Psychology and likes RWBY, so he is a man of refined taste.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #629,029

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx)
Isn't that you?

brie !K97EToNZCM replied with this 2 years ago, 4 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #629,030

@629,027 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
@629,028 (RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx)
He's Fake Anon.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #629,031

@previous (brie !K97EToNZCM)
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's just Mark's full name. FA has a secret love for RWBY, psychology studies, and receiving drunken PMs from Becky. He has just had to develop a tulpa to express it fully.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #629,033

Part One: The Plan
TTEH was fighting off the oppressive American bastards from New Britain. An American came up to him and asked, 'what's the time?'. TTEH tipped his bowler hat, 'it's 6 'O' BONG!' he shouted as he pulled out his umbrella shotgun and shot the oppressive American bastard. TTEH then drank a cup of tea and reflected on the war. After Britain suddenly appeared back into existence, New Britain had tried to invade and turn it American. Suddenly the Queen rode up in her carriage and shouted: '6 '0' BONG!' she then aimed a rocket launcher at oppressive American Bastards and blew them to smithereens. However, oppressive American bastards were just the tip of the iceberg...

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,070

Falco and Ks awoke to their investigation because they were now a detective agency. 'Falco, why have all these people disappeared?' asked Ks. Falco hit his vonf, 'idk lol :))'. Ks was perturbed, 'but the most recent disappearance is the home secretary Theresa May'. Suddenly a helicopter floated outside their hotel and then it shot a missiles. 'Oh shit, duck!' shouted Ks as he jumped over Falco and protected him from the blast. 'What the hell is going on?!' qureried Ks...

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #629,299

@629,026 (RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx)

There's loads of people that haven't even had small roles in the last couple of stories

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 1.9 year ago, 4 weeks later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #638,939

@previous (D)
List some.

Anonymous D replied with this 1.9 year ago, 20 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #639,100

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)

Me
Uhh
I can't remember anyone else

Just me

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 1.9 year ago, 45 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #639,136

@previous (D)
So just 'Anonymous D'?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 57 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #639,152

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Ninjj

Anonymous D replied with this 1.9 year ago, 22 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #639,369

@639,136 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)

It is in fact The Owl, in deep stealth mode

@previous (F)

its john now

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 1.5 year ago, 4 months later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #682,083

TTEH relaxed and sipped a cup of tea, however he didn't know of the danger lurking. The American bastards had deployed citizens from their most evil city; San Francisco. TTEH sniffed his tea, it smelt off. But it wasn't the tea, it was a smell coming from a distance. It was the smell of espresso and neckbeard. Suddenly, a smart car full of hipsters descended on TTEH's position. TTEH tipped his bowling hat and proceeded to lash the hipsters with his cane. The hipsters defiantly laughed and started unzipping their jackets. 'What are you do- NO!' shouted TTEH as the hipsters opened their jackets and showed off their ironic t-shirts. TTEH tremble at the sheer douchebaggery. Suddenly, music filled the air. 'BABY, BABY, BABY OH!'. TTEH recognised it. It was Justin Bieber music. Suddenly a small dogbear like creature started thwarting the hipsters. 'TTEH. It is me!' said the dogbear, 'Murray. We need to go find the illuminati because mischief is afoot. Squared will drive us there'...

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 1.5 year ago, 13 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #682,092

20 miles above the earth, a reptilian battleship was preparing for the invasion. 'Look at these pathetic humans' said one of the reptilians, engaging in some kind of grappling sport'. The captain entered the bridge, 'Catherine' said Captain Becky, 'you need to go to the science lab and play the Sims games so we can better understand these humans. We need to get into the mind of the humans so create some Sims'. Captain Becky turned to her commanded, 'contact the mothership. Let them know we require r04r's services. Soon we will steal earth's water, enslave the human race or some other cliche'...

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) triple-posted this 1.5 year ago, 6 days later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #685,000

Wow. No response to the exhilarating new chapters of the minichanfic? It's like you want the greatest gay fabric on the web to die.

Green !oT8.DGGHkE (OP) quadruple-posted this 1.5 year ago, 2 weeks later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #691,912

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
> fabric

Green !oT8.DGGHkE (OP) quintuple-posted this 1.5 year ago, 6 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #691,914

Bert was running around the Tinychan peninsula, crashing imto furniture. 'trippy too...' he roared, 'where..are you?'. Suddenly On jumped out from the shadows and threw origami at Bert. 'You fucking...god damned chink chonk..I will kick..your ass'. On laughed as he drew a hentai. Suddenly a spaceship landed on near the TCers. A transgender reptilian juggalo exited the spaceship, 'I am Nexi. You will come with me'...

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) sextuple-posted this 1.5 year ago, 11 hours later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #692,077

Falco and Ks ran out of the hotel but SWAT teams surrounded them. 'What is going on?!' shouted Ks, 'why are the government trying to kill us? The goverment love us, we're heroes!'.The SWAT team cocked their guns as Falco puffed a doob and prayed to Ja. Suddenly a dreidel appeared out of nowhere, knocking down the SWAT teams. 'Thundara' shouted a voice knocking down the remaining SWAT team. 'It's the wizard!' exclaimed Ks in relief. Fake anon tipped his kipper. 'Wot gwan me bredra?' asked Falco. Fake anon raised his staff, 'I am literally obsessed with TTEH. We must find him'...

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) septuple-posted this 1.5 year ago, 7 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #692,078

Leonidas was crying in his basement while masturbating to Sonic Boom. Chris brought him a can of Mountain Dew, 'why so serious?' he asked. Leonidas stroked the ginger wig that was on top of a white balloon. In his hand he held a tear and cum stained picture of Salty. 'I miss Salty so much' wailed Leonidas, 'she was my raisin d'etre'. Chris gave him a plush Sonichu toy to hug. The commercials interludes Sonic Boom. Suddenly, a familiar face appeared on the screen. 'Ninjj!' shouted Leonidas. Ninjj was promoting a new line of dresses. 'He is in San Fransisco' said Leonidas. 'Chris, fire up the autism, we're going to pay Ninjj a little visit'...

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) octuple-posted this 1.4 year ago, 1 week later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #694,208

Squared drove the party all the way to a ferry. 'Corr blimey guvnor, tis a bit of a sticky wicket. Where are we going?' asked TTEH. Murray opened up his map, 'we are going to Disneyland, underneath it is the headquarters of the Illuminati'. TTEH tipped his bowling hat as the ferry steamed on...

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) nonuple-posted this 1.4 year ago, 34 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #694,213

Bert awoke in a cold, dank room. He tried to walk out but a forcefield hampered his way, 'not..again...i have been anally..probed....by big black aliens before '. Next to Bert, On was waking up. 'Uh oh' said On, 'me chin chong Chinaman and we are rearry in a rot of trouble'.Suddenly a guard came to their cell. 'Captain Nexi will see you now. And no matter what you talk about, Nexi will change the subject to gender and his transitioning' said the guard. The guard led them to the bridge and threw them to the ground. 'So' said Captain Nexi, 'you are from the Tinychan peninsula?' asked Nexi. 'what..are you....planning?' asked Bert. Nexi became enraged, 'how dare you say I can not use a woman's restroom. See what I have planned for Tinychan'...

bhutan joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 3 days later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #695,303

jajaja

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 1.4 year ago, 3 days later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #696,445

Squared, TTEH and Murray arrived at Disneyland. 'All we have to do now is find the Pirates of the Carribean Ride' said Murray. 'YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE SOME TROUBLE WITHOUT THE KEY!' shouted a voice. TTEH turned around, 'Ks!'. Ks winked as Falco and him joined the party. The party headed to The Pirates of the Carribean ride and walked towards a giant plastic treasure chest. Falco got out his key and opened it, revealing a massive slide. 'the illuminati are down here doug :)' said Falco as the party jumped on the waterslide...

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 1.4 year ago, 8 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #696,448

r04r arrived on the bridge. 'How is the portal coming along asked Becky?' asked Becky. r04r sneered a sinister smile, 'soon it will be complete and we will crush the human vermin!' said r04r. Becky clapped her hands in delight but she was still apprehensive, 'but what about the heroes, Ks, Fake anon and of course that sexy devil Green'. r04r laughed, 'Green is dead! I had my hologram kill him. Nothing will stand in our way'. Becky pontificated, 'this gives me an idea. Why don't we send a reptilian agent to spy on the party pretending to be Green?' asked Becky. r04r stroke her goatee, 'a clever idea, but people saw him get disintegrated. We could make them think that the Green that got killed was a robot though'. Becky tipped over a filing cabinet, 'I love that idea! I will train Catherine to go undercover while you work on a holographic camouflage!'...

RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 1.4 year ago, 50 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #696,468

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
My god- those devious admins! It is just like them to pull a trick like that!

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 1.4 year ago, 5 days later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #698,032

Leonidas arrived in San Francisco. 'Now to find Ninjj' he chortled. Leonidas and Chris walked into GAP and saw Ninjj trying on a dress. 'ninjj' said Ninjj. Ninjj ran away but Leonidas threw Thomas the Tanking Engine toys all over the floor, causing Ninjj to trip up. 'ninjj :(' said Ninjj as Leonidas dragged him to the Prius, the most autistic car known to man. Leonidas drove them to a basement. 'Where is Salty?' Leonidas asked. 'ninjj' said Ninjj as he spat on Leonidas' face. 'OK, we will do this the hard way. Chris, load my lets play videos of Sonic 06'...

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 1.4 year ago, 7 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #698,036

'Fire the lazer cannons!' shouted Nexi. 'what are you..dping?' asked Bert. 'You insensitive fuck. I am going through my second puberty, how dare you question me. Guards, take away his everclear!'. 'NOOO!..' roared Bert. Bert went into a tard rage and knocked Nexi to the ground. 'Anonymous coward!' shouted Nexi, 'you are all ganging up on me! I will show you what you'll get for this!'. Nexi put on the view screen, 'fire the lazers!' heshe commanded. Bert looked on in horror as lazers struck Tinychan Peninsula. Bert fell down to his knees in despair and let out a whimper, 'its..dead....jim..'....

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) triple-posted this 1.4 year ago, 1 day later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #698,597

The party went down the slide into a dark room. 'Where are the Illuminati?' asked TTEH. 'I'm Jewish' winked Fake anon. Suddenly, the party heard monkey sounds? 'That sounds like Justin Bieber!' Squared squealed. Suddenly, some chimpanzees stood up behind some podiums. 'We are the Illuminati!' said the chimps. Ks spat out his meth in shock. 'Of course!' said TTEH enlightendly, 'it all makes sense! They're the PG chimps! I knew something wasn't right when they released the pyramid shaped teabags!'. The chimps threw their faeces at Falco and he ate them up. 'We are here to warn you. Warn you of the impending scaly doom!' said the chimps doomily...

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) quadruple-posted this 1.2 year ago, 2 months later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #717,545

Meta was enjoying his fast food at the minichan bar. Suddenly, a news bulletin appeared on screen, 'Breaking News' said the reporter, 'the Tinychan Peninsula has just been hit by a giant lazer. 10 posters are feared dead including the charismatic Morbid and Beebs. Many are seeking refuge in other BBS friendly neighborhoods. More on this later'. Meta bolted upright and got his cement mixer and shovel. 'Those tinychan refugees will be coming to minichan' he said, 'we need to build a wall!'...

RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 1.2 year ago, 4 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #717,547

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Ha! Classic Meta!

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 1.2 year ago, 10 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #717,549

ninjj cried as the autism of the Sonic 06 let's play overwhelmed him. Suddenly an explosion rocked the basement as someone blasted through the walls, 'I am Kook, destroyer of trannies' said Kook as she let her rat terrier loose on Leonidas. 'ninjj!' said ninjj gleefully as Kook freed him. 'Quiet you, when I have finished with Leonidas you are next on my list'. Suddenly a midget driving an automobile drove through the hole and grabbed ninjj. Kook picked up a diamond and crushed it. 'Curse those gingers, they have no soles'...

福 joined in and replied with this 1.2 year ago, 2 days later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #718,298

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
does ninjj just say ninjj now

RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 1.2 year ago, 19 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #718,471

@previous (福)
He always did that in the Minichanfics. Clearly, Green is making a point about you.

ζ‚Ÿ replied with this 1.2 year ago, 2 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #718,487

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx)
oh shit. yeah. forgot

ζ‚Ÿ double-posted this 1.2 year ago, 22 seconds later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #718,488

@718,471 (RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx)
also remember the ninjj goes in all fields posts

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 1.2 year ago, 1 day later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #718,839

r04r had almost finished the cloaking device. 'Catherine, I summon you' smirked r04r. Catherine entered r04r's private study, 'what is it your maliricence?' asked Catherine. r04r chortled a hearty laugh, 'I am going to rekt those little punks I swear it'. r04r attached the cloaking device to Catherine, 'press that button' said r04r pointing at a button on the device. Catherine pressed a button and looked in the mirror, 'oh my god I am Green. I am like a real Sims now' said Catherine with glee, 'is this like the perception filter from Dr Who?' she asked. r04r backhanded Catherine, 'it's nothing like that you little shit!' shouted r04r, 'our plan has almost reached fruition, isn't that right:; Killer Lettuce?'...

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 1.2 year ago, 6 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #718,841

You are the Illuminati?' asked TTEH. The chimps did a little dance, 'we sure are. We don't have much time, we need to tell you of the reptilian plot!'. Fake anon gasped, 'I thought there was a Jewish conspiracy to create a New World Order by numerous diseases and collapsing the economy?'. The chimps shook their heads, 'that is an entirely separate plot. We are here to tell you about the reptilians. Sit down, let us tell you a story'...

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) triple-posted this 1.2 year ago, 14 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #718,842

100s off millions of years ago, there were these things called dinosaurs. Over time, one species of the dinosaur evolved a larger brain and opposable thumbs, very similar to how we chimps and you humans evolved from shrews. These dinosaurs became known as reptilians. They created a great society that rivals even you humans. One day, the reptilian scientists noticed a massive comet far away. They concluded it was a collision course on earth. The scientists came up with a plan, they built a massive intergalactic spaceship with supplies to last them millions of years. Not all of the reptilians abandoned earth however. The scientists worked on extensive underground cities and burrows where they have been sleeping for millions of years. The comet hit earth and the reptilians rode it out either on their massive intergalactic space ship or underground. They mispredicted how long the fallout would last and they are only just waking up, the scientists first. They have been influencing humanity for the past few hundred years. The industrial revolution, the technology boom. They have been brainwashing humanity. Have you ever wondered why most generic boy singers and boy bands begin with a J? Justin Bieber, Jonas Brothers and now Jacob Sartorius. They are mass produced in a factory by the biggest Js of all, the Jews. The reptilians are waking up and they want earth back...

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) quadruple-posted this 1.2 year ago, 4 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #718,843

'Being this obsessed with minichan' said a voice. Meta took out his shotgun and fired in the air, 'fuck you tinychan refugees, you aren't getting in my minichan!'. Meta continued to build his wall, continuing to keep an eye on the tinychan refugees. Suddenly a jeep came speeding round the corner and some on fired a rocket launcher at Meta.'I am abandoning tinychan and my duties as a moderator there to come to this much better forum'. Meta saluted the american flag as he cocked his gun, 'fuck you Fuckalms'...

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) quintuple-posted this 1.2 year ago, 5 days later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #720,139

'you..bastard' whimpered Bert. Nexi laughed, 'you people drove me away from tinychan and then minichan. I found nowhere I could belong, not even with the juggalos. Now I am transitioning into a reptilian woman and get to command a ship. No one can stop me!'. The guards restrained Bert and took him back to his cell. 'Me so sowwy' said On. 'I have been sober for..one....hour' said Bert, 'we need to find..a way out....for Triptych'. Suddenly the cell wall stumbled down. Bert looked up to see a man with a metal jaw, 'hey, I'm The Truth and we are getting out of here. I am jawhurt'...

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) sextuple-posted this 1.2 year ago, 1 week later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #722,294

'Cool story bro' said Ks as the Illuminati finished. Suddenly, the ground started shaking. 'Uh oh' said Falco, 'dud bud'. Suddenly, soldiers slid down the hole and surrounded the team. 'What's going on?' asked Squared, 'who are you people?'. Suddenly Hillary Clinton stepped out from the shadows, pulled out a gun and shot Squared in the head. Brain matter exploded from Squared's head like an explosive vindaloo shit. Squared collapsed and uttered his final words 'I'll meet you in the next life, I am a Belieber'...

RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 1.2 year ago, 3 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #722,295

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Oh my god... Hillary, how could you?

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 1.2 year ago, 13 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #722,296

'Catherine is ready' said r04r. Catherine walked on to the bridge wearing the perception filter. 'Excellent' said r04r. 'Hillary Clinton has tracked down the heroes to the Illuminati headquarters. The heroes are too powerful for her however. I want you, Catherine or should I say Cathereen, to go to the Illuminati headquarters and "save" the heroes. Then you will be able to infiltrate the group and go on an intelligence gathering mission. Once we dispose of the heroes, nothing will stop the rise of the New Reptilian Empire. Muhaaaahhaaahaaa!'...

ThatOne joined in and replied with this 1.2 year ago, 8 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #722,398

Southpark references? Loving this fic, seal of approval!

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 1.2 year ago, 1 hour later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #722,445

'I was going to vote for you!' shouted Fake anon. Hillary laughed, 'good goyim. Most of America will be foolish enough to vote for me, because they think they are being progressive by voting for a woman'. Hillary started goimg pale and gasping for air, one of her aids handed her an oxygen mask. 'Wait' said Ks, 'you're not sick! You must be a Draconian reptilian!'. Hillary reloaded her pistol, 'your planets atmosphere takes its toll on me. I am not used to this level of oxygen in the air'. TTEH sipped on his tea, 'how did you get here?'. Hillary laughed maniacally, the Draconians were working on a teleporter, they sent me here one way so I could scout earth. When I am elected president, I can weaken earth's defenses. We are building a massive teleporter on the moon, soon it will be complete and a Draconian fleet will take control of earth and reunite us with the Terran reptilians'. Falco rolled a joint 'BLIZZAGA!' he said as he cast blizzaga on Hillary. 'Falco winked, 'reptiles are weak to ice'. The party headed for the slide hole. 'SEIZE THEM!' bellowed Hillary as the party scattered...

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 1.2 year ago, 6 days later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #723,754

The guards caught up with the party and surrounded them. 'It is too late goyim' snarled Hillary, 'you're dead meat. It's time to execute you one by one'. Hillary loaded her gun and shot Murray between the eyes. 'Bullseye!' said Hillary as Murray collapsed dead on the floor. 'Imperial bastards!' shouted Falco. 'Justice!' retorted Hillary, 'death to the heroes'. Suddenly whirring noise echoed around the chamber. 'What in Oblivion is that?' queried Hillary. Suddenly, two figures came sliding down the slide hole. 'That's Jeremy Corbyn!' said Fake anon excitedly, 'and no, it can't be'. Falco became overwhelmed with happiness, 'it is' added Ks. Cathreen twatted the guards, 'quick we must escape'. Corbyn aimed his grappling hook at the entrance of the hole and the party grabbed on. 'Good luck!' said the Illuminati chimpanzees, 'we will deal with Hillary'...

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) triple-posted this 1.2 year ago, 8 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #723,755

'We need to find an escape pod!' said the truth. Bert and allies snuck around the ship. Suddenly some reptilian guards saw them. The guards raised their batons and charged at our heroes. 'Do you want a Berty snack?' asked The Truth as he pulled out a bottle of Everclear. Bert nodded frantically with his tongue stuck out. The Truth tossed Bert the bottle. 'Ba dum..dum....tsss..Berty power..party peeps....in the house' said Bert as he drank the Everclear. Bert charged at the reptilians and knocked them out. Be then punched through a wall and found an escape pod. The crew got in. 'Where to?' asked The Truth. 'Me Riley go Minichan very much' said On. 'No'..said Bert....'we need..to....go to..Canada'....

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) quadruple-posted this 1.2 year ago, 7 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #723,757

The party escaped the hole and travelled to a hotel to rest the night. 'We will convene in the morning and make plans to go to the moon' said Ks. The party members headed to their different hotel rooms. Falco was in tears, 'I am so happy you're alive Green. I thought you deaded'. Cathreen wiped the tears from Falco's face, 'no. That Green was a robot'. Fake anon walked in and did a rosh hannah, 'makes perfect sense'. Cathreen patted his stomach, 'I'm hungry. I sure could go for a McDonalds or a bag of chips'. Cathreen spotted a bag of Cheetos, 'yum, these are my favorite chips'. Cathreen pulled down his trousers, 'poopered pants time?'. Falco turned away, 'no Green. It is too soon'...

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) quintuple-posted this 1.2 year ago, 10 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #723,758

'Are you ready r04r?' asked Becky. r04r nodded, 'it will be a great honour to meet Lord Nexi!'. Lord Nexi entered the bridge. 'So this is your ship?' asked Nexi, r04r nodded. 'It's not very impressive' Nexi went on. Nexi then pulled out a laser pistol and shot off r04r's toe. 'What the hell?' exclaimed r04r. 'Do you think I am an idiot?' asked Nexi. 'Yes', replied r04r. 'I know about your plan!' shouted Nexi. r04r nodded, 'yes the plan to infiltrate the heroes party'. Nexi laughed a maniacal laugh, 'no. The other plan. We know about the mysterious man. Guards, seize the crew, they are traitors to the New Reptilian Army'. r04r shrugged and unsheathed her banhammer and walked to the view screen. 'No!' Shouted Nexi desperately, 'you will create an explosive decompression!'. r04r smiled, 'lol' she said as she swung her hammer...

RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 1.2 year ago, 20 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #723,759

@723,754 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Ha! Classic Corbyn!

Green, I think it's very safe to say that this latest batch of updates was a return to form for the Minichanfic. Really smashing stuff.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 1.2 year ago, 37 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #723,762

'We need to escape!' said KL frantically. The mysterious man shook his head and approached the door of his quarters, 'it's a force field' said the mysterious man 'the whole place is on lockdown, they must have discovered r04r's plan'. KL looked for an escape, 'it's no good. We need to find a way out. All the escape pods will be locked up'. They heard a pattering of footsteps in the corridor outside. 'Oh no, it's the reptilians!' exclaimed KL. 'Step away from the door!' shouted a voice. KL and the mysterious man worriedly walker to the back of the quarters. Suddenly, an explosion rocked the quarters and the door blew off. A man stepped in through the dust and smoke. 'Falun dafa gong. Matt Miller make bomb. Good to see you KL and forason'...

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 1.2 year ago, 4 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #723,763

'Computer, shields up!' commanded Nexi. 'Everyone OK?'asked Nexi, the crew nodded. 'Guards, take Becky and the rest of r04r's traitorous crew to the brig! I'm taking command of this vessel for the glory of the New Reptilian Empire. Ensign, set course for the moon and take it slow, I am going through my second puberty'. One or the guards came up to Nexi, 'captain, the prisoners are trying to escape'. Nexi just laughed, 'there is no way off the ship. All the escape pods are locked up. Now shut up and let me tell you about my transitioning'...

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) triple-posted this 1.2 year ago, 4 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #723,764

Bert commandeered the escape pod, 'Triptych..here I come..' said Bert. 'What are you doing?' asked The Truth, 'we need to take over minichan'. Bert broke his bottle, 'Triptych needs..a southern....gentleman to..protect her'. On put on a parachute and jumped out of the escape pod, 'me rove tinychan rong time. Me go save it'. Bert drank some everclear, 'God willing..we will....make it' he said. The Truth chuckled, 'there is no God'. Bert punched The Truth square in the jaw, launching him into the stratosphere...

buto replied with this 1.2 year ago, 21 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #723,767

> 'Bullseye!' said Hillary as Murray collapsed dead on the floor. 'Imperial bastards!' shouted Falco. 'Justice!' retorted Hillary, 'death to the heroes'. Suddenly whirring noise echoed around the chamber. 'What in Oblivion is that?' queried Hillary. Suddenly, two figures came sliding down the slide hole. 'That's Jeremy Corbyn!' said Fake anon excitedly

lmao

buto double-posted this 1.2 year ago, 7 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #723,768

@723,764 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)

> Bert commandeered the escape pod, 'Triptych..here I come..' said Bert. 'What are you doing?' asked The Truth, 'we need to take over minichan'. Bert broke his bottle, 'Triptych needs..a southern....gentleman to..protect her'. On put on a parachute and jumped out of the escape pod, 'me rove tinychan rong time. Me go save it'. Bert drank some everclear, 'God willing..we will....make it' he said. The Truth chuckled, 'there is no God'. Bert punched The Truth square in the jaw, launching him into the stratosphere...

haha haha ha

> 'Ensign, set course for the moon and take it slow, I am going through my second puberty'.

ha ha ha haha

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Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 1.2 year ago, 1 day later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #723,904

'Green, grab your Beerzooka' said KL. Green picked up his Beerxooka from the corner of a room. 'Where are we going to go?' asked Matt, 'all the escape pods are in lockdown'. KL slapped Matt, 'no one gives a fucking damn about the fucking escape pods, I have a better way out, follow me, although you aren't going to like it. The trio followed KL as they snuck about the ship. Matt started having a seizure and the reptilians spotted the trio. 'Green, beer them!' shouted KL. Green shat beers at the reptilians. 'Are you OK Matt?' Green asked. 'Yes replied' Matt, 'it must have been those hotdogs I ate'. The trio made it to a large door, KL hacked the terminal and opened it up. The trio were greeted by a farmyard smell. Mooing could be heard. 'This is no time to eat KL' said Green. KL laughed 'this is our way out. The reptilians abducted these cows'. Matt and Green looked dumbfounded. 'We are going to ride the cows out of the ship'. Green shook his fist, 'this is insane, we will die'. KL wagged his finger, 'ah ah ah. Not if we jump off the cows just before they hit the ground'. Reptilians started entered the farmyard and started to overwhelm the trio. 'There is no time to debate this!' said KL as he went to the back of the farmyard and lowered the ramp. Matt threw a grenade at the reptilians as he and Green made their way towards the ramp. 'Yank me' KL said as Green downloaded him into his fedora. Green and Matt got on the cows. 'I'm a motorcycle' said Matt as he yanked the cows ears and hit it in the back of the head. Green and Matt took a deep breath and rode the cows off of the ramp and started to fall to the ground...

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Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 1.1 year ago, 1 day later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #724,364

Writing this gay fanfic is keeping me sane.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) triple-posted this 1.1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #724,365

'Confound it all' said Nexi exhaustedly, 'the prisoners Matt and that devilishly handsome one have escaped'. Nexi span around in the captain's chair, 'bring out Becky'. One of the guards went to the brig and brought Becky to the bridge. 'You report to me now' said Nexi. Becky spat at Nexi, 'I will forgive this transgression, your micro-agression, for I am a transgender living under his oppression. You will find that under my leadership, you will be well rewarded. Now help me rind Catherine while I ready an away team'...

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) quadruple-posted this 1.1 year ago, 3 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #724,398

Matt and Green rode the cows all the way to the ground and mere milliseconds before they impacted, jumped off. The cows impacted the ground and blood and guts exploded everywhere. Green uploaded KL into the pasty. Green looked at the messy remains of the cow 'is it dead?' he asked. KL span around, 'I think it is' he replied. Matt started scooping up some organs and pulled out a bottle of sewer oil 'dinner' he winked. 'I have a fix on Catherine's location' said KL. The trio then stole a car and drove away...

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Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) quintuple-posted this 1.1 year ago, 22 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #724,406

Falco was awoken by the sound of a window smashing. Falco put on his glasses and looked for the disturbance. He saw the curtains gently swaying in the breeze, a shadowy figure standing by them. 'Turn around' said the figure. 'Every now and then I get a little bit lonely And you're never coming round' replied Falco. 'Turn around' repeated the figure. 'Every now and then I get a little bit terrified And then I see the look in your eyes' replied Falco, his eyes tearing up. 'Turn around, bright eyes' continued the figure. Falco got out of bed and approached the figure, arms outstretched 'every now and then I fall apart, and I need you now tonight'. Tears streamed down Falco's face as he hugged the figure, 'Green, I have missed you'. Falco lingered in Green's embrace, 'Green, there is a fake Green'. Green put a finger on Falco's lip 'hush. It is poppy pant time'. Falco and Green kissed and shared their love. In the next room, things between KL and Fake anon were getting steamy...

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) sextuple-posted this 1.1 year ago, 14 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #724,409

'KL, it's really you!' said Fake anon excitedly as he started unbuckling his belt. KL started to run his sex program, 'I missed you every day Mark'. Fake anon pulled out a DVD, 'I have been saving this for your return, a sexy little treat ;)'. Fake anon placed the DVD in the player. 'Is that Prime Minister's questions' asked KL excitedly. Fake anon winked, 'it's the one with Jeremy Corbyn'. KL couldn't contain his holographic erection. 'I will let you into my MtG circle' said Fake anon as he pulled down his pants. KL tenderly massaged Fake anon's shoulders, 'it is true love'. Fake anon whipped his penis in KL's face. 'Is it kosher?' KL asked. 'Only on Fridays' replied Fake anon. Fake anon and KL made passionate love and both shouted 'nerd' and 'drugs are for losers' as they climaxed. They then held each other covered in semen and holographic semen until the sun started to rise...

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) septuple-posted this 1.1 year ago, 2 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #724,435

The party convened over breakfast, the fake Green tied up in the corner. 'What the hell is going on?' asked Ks over a bowl of meth. KL span around, 'reptilians'. TTEH tipped his bowling hat, 'we thought you were dead, Green'. Green did a little jig and slapped his bum, 'all part of r04r's plan'. KL span around, 'the disintegrator beam I hit Green with? A teleporter ray! The ash was just burnt out oxygen particles. It teleported Green to r04r's lab. Then we got ready for an undercover reconnaissance mission. We infiltrated a reptilian crew. r04r then sent Catherine down as a decoy, but the reptilians discovered Green and we had to escape'. The party all rejoiced and were merry. Fake anon tipped his cornflakes on the floor in laughter. The celebrations were cut short by explosions, however. 'Reptilians!' shouted KL. The party ran out the hotel and onto the streets. 'Going somewhere?' asked a sinister voice. 'Nexi!' shouted Green. 'You little cis shits are going to pay'. The reptilians started shooting lasers and the party took cover behind a van. Matt threw a pipe bomb and blew up a reptilian. Fake anon summoned a plague of locusts, but the reptilians ate them up with their big tongues. 'It's no use!' said TTEH 'we are routed!'. Matt took off his underwear and used it as a white flag. 'Becky, round them up!' Becky took out a gun and shot off Falco's ear. 'NO!' gasped Green, 'you need that to hear cats and dogs'. Becky smiled a sinister smile, 'in the ship'. The party defiantly walked towards the ship but out of nowhere, missiles struck the reptilians. A ship was visible behind the smoke, its sirens started blaring saying 'PSYCHOTIC FUCKTARDS!'. 'Kimmo!' said Ks with a sigh of relief. The doors of the ship opened with a ramo leading inside. The party hastily made their way aboard. 'Kimmo, why did you save us?' asked Matt. Kimmo closed the doors and the ship started to accelerate away, 'I can't fight the reptilians alone' said Kimmo, 'you heroes are the best chance we have of saving the planet'. KL span around, 'oh. This isn't one of those clichΓ© moments in long running stories where the protagonists and antagonists both have a greater common enemy and must both work together to stop them is it?'. Kimmo nodded. 'We need to reconvene with the others' said Green. 'No' retorted Kimmo, 'we are going to the moon'...

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) octuple-posted this 1.1 year ago, 18 seconds later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #724,436

END OF PART ONE.

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY joined in and replied with this 1.1 year ago, 1 minute later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #724,440

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
ilu green

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 1.1 year ago, 22 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #724,447

@previous (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
ilu2

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 1.1 year ago, 18 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #724,582

Part 2: Moo to the Moon Dawg
Nexi opened a bottle of whiskey, 'curse those heroes' he said 'why don't they care about me or my transitioning?'. Becky shrugged and then continued to untie Catherine, 'sir, do you think you should be drinking?'. Nexi stared daggers at Becky, 'how dare you. None of the people on this planet have had a problem with booze as bad as I had. Except possibly Meta'. Becky rolled her eyes, 'what about Matt and Green?'. Nexi approached Becky and backhanded her, 'I am the most important person on the planet, you here? Those two don't even deserve to speak about alcoholism'. Becky wiped the blood from her face, her anger building. 'I think it's time to move on to the next stage of the plan' said Nexi, 'it's earlier than expected but I think it's time we woke up the Terrans'...

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 month later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #735,219

'Stop the Kimmocopter!' said KL as he pulled out a gun and pointed it at Kimmo. 'No, you psychotic fucktards. We are going to the moon and going to explore its meaning'. KL did a little jig, 'no, stop the ship. We need to gang up with the other minichanners and stop the reptilian invasion'. Kimmo flew the ship to Cornwall. 'OK, you can get off here' said Kimmo. Fake anon, KL, TTEH and the others got off the Kimmocopter. 'Green, Falco, Matt and Ks, are you not coming?'. Ks shook his head, 'no. We are going to the moon with Kimmo'. KL nodded, 'it is the dream' he said as he waved goodbye to the moon crew. Kimmo stopped just at the top of the o-zone. 'Here, take these pills' said Kimmo as he handed the moon crew a handful of blue pills. Falco wolfed it down. 'What do they do?' asked Green. Kimmo winked, 'they're roofies', Kimmo laughed. 'I am jk, they are actually oxygen pills that help you breathe in space'. The moon crew took the pills and landed on the moon...

Green !BEERiVqJJw double-posted this 1 year ago, 2 days later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #735,964

'Trippy....toos' said Bert 'where are you?'. Bert landed the pod into Canada and started his search. Bert needed a fix of heroin, he sought and a dealer and did things for his fix. Suddenly, a punk came out of nowhere and tried to mug Bert. 'Hand over the narcotics!' demanded the punk. Bert face nearly ripped open with a malicious grin, 'Triptych..it.... Is you!'. Triptych span around, 'oh shit'. Triptych proceeded to roundkick Bert in the face and then sprayed mace over him. 'Goddamn..that....stings Jim'. Bert pulled a white Russian out of his pocket and poured it over his eyes. However, the reunion between Bert and Triptych was cut short as a reptilian ship landed...

Green !BEERiVqJJw triple-posted this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #735,987

'What shall we do now, Nexi?' asked Becky. Nexi stroked his goatee. 'My Intel says that the heroes have split up with one group going to the moon and another group meeting up in Cornwall'. Nexi swivelled in his chair, 'we will send Hillary and Catherine to the moon to stop the heroes there, as for the others there is a guy in Denmark who may be able to help us'...

bu skg replied with this 1 year ago, 45 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #736,001

@724,409 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)

> 'KL, it's really you!' said Fake anon excitedly as he started unbuckling his belt. KL started to run his sex program, 'I missed you every day Mark'. Fake anon pulled out a DVD, 'I have been saving this for your return, a sexy little treat ;)'. Fake anon placed the DVD in the player. 'Is that Prime Minister's questions' asked KL excitedly. Fake anon winked, 'it's the one with Jeremy Corbyn'. KL couldn't contain his holographic erection. 'I will let you into my MtG circle' said Fake anon as he pulled down his pants. KL tenderly massaged Fake anon's shoulders, 'it is true love'. Fake anon whipped his penis in KL's face. 'Is it kosher?' KL asked. 'Only on Fridays' replied Fake anon. Fake anon and KL made passionate love and both shouted 'nerd' and 'drugs are for losers' as they climaxed. They then held each other covered in semen and holographic semen until the sun started to rise...

omg. nobody had anything to say about this? beautiful

Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #736,002

@previous (bu skg)

I unironically enjoy the Minichanfic.

bu skg replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #736,003

I love how everyone spins between dialogue

bu skg double-posted this 1 year ago, 15 seconds later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #736,004

@736,002 (Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw)
me 2

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #736,066

Denmark guy accidentally stalked a child to the playground, when suddenly a reptilian ship landed close by. A reptilian approached Denmark guy, 'Denmark guy, we hear you are the guy to come to when somebody needs tracking down. We need help finding the minichan heroes'. Denmark guy nodded, 'yes. I will help you because they want me to be evil. It's almost like we are nothing but fiction and our destinies are controlled by a writer'. The reptilians gave Denmark guy a quizzical look and shrugged. Denmark guy got in the ship and they travelled to Cornwall. 'Here' said Denmark guy as the ship landed near a school. Denmark guy put his special goggles on and peered at the school. He switched it to x-ray mode. Denmark guy spotted a boy going to the toilet and leapt up. 'We need to move now!' exclaimed Denmark guy, 'they are definitely up to something big!'. Denmark guy and the reptilians ran towards the school and burst through the main doors and into the hall. A car engine could be heard close by though. 'What the-' said Denmark guy as a car crashed through the school doors. 'Those brake callipers, are they painted?' he asked as the car swerved to a stop. A man got out and started shouting, 'stop right there!'. Denmark guy was startled, 'who are you?' he asked. The man pulled out a laser, 'I am to4str and this is my school!'. Denmark guy readied himself when suddenly a NASA spacecraft crashed through the ceiling, a man getting out. 'Who are you?' asked Denmark guy and to4str simultaneously. The man span around, 'I am Leo Vegas and this is my school'. Suddenly, marijuana smoke filled the corridors and a man jumped out of a closet. 'Who the fuck are you?' asked Denmark guy, to4str and Leo Vegas altogether. 'I am jump and this is my school' said jump. Suddenly a zombie walked into the school. 'Who the ever loving titty fuck are you?' asked Denmark guy, t04str, Leo Vegas and Jump exasperatedly. 'I am Mara and I have risen from the grave to defend my school'. Everyone looked shiftily at each other. Denmark guy switched his goggles to virtual reality mode. 'Fortunately' said Denmark guy, 'reality isn't concrete'...

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Green !BEERiVqJJw double-posted this 1 year ago, 11 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #736,069

'Meta, what are you doing?' asked Killer Lettuce. 'Ironically building a wall' replied Meta. Meta jumped down off the wall and started grilling some steaks turning them and pouring a bucket of butter over them. 'Why are you building a wall?' asked TTEH. Meta hoisted up an American flag to the top of the pole and started saluting it, 'to keep those filthy tinchanians out like my hero Trump would. Fuckalms has already made it passed the wall and is seeking refuge in minichan. Fake anon did a little jig and slapped his bum, 'Meta, more important things are afoot, or should I say ahoof' said Fake anon winking, 'the reptilians are planning to take over the world'. Meta pulled out his grenade launcher and fired some at The Doctor. 'OK' said Meta, 'we will convene at the minichan bar just as long as you help me repel this tinychanians'. The party nodded. 'You know what's ironic' began Killer Lettuce, 'you were originally a refugee from tinychan years ago and you came to minichan with the exodus'. Meta ate his steaks, 'lol' he said as he continued shooting at the tinychanners...

Humphrey !BEERiVqJJw triple-posted this 1 year ago, 17 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #736,187

Can please have sticky so that I can add to it more often? Holy shit, this thread is nearly a year old.

Green !BEERiVqJJw quadruple-posted this 1 year ago, 7 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #736,317

'That most be the portal!' said Ks excitedly as he began to fire blasts from his shotgun. The moon crew approached a doorway sized portal type thing. 'This must be what the draconian reptilians are using to come to Earth' said Green. Kimmo looked up and saw a giant arch, 'then what' began Kimmo, 'is that'. The moon crew looked up in awe and fear at a giant portal type thingy. 'That must be miles across' said Matt. Suddenly, shots were fired at the moon crew. 'That's enough combobulating' said a voice. 'Catherine!' shouted Falco in a blind rage. 'The very same!' winked Catherine, 'things are getting a bit hammy. Or should I say, Hamfisted!' laughed Catherine maliciously. Hamfist stepped out of the shadows and started memeing and shitposting. 'Your shitposting and memes may be intense, but Falco will always be number one'. Falco smoked his doob 'doge' he said and sent Hamfist back to planet Earth due to his immense shitposting power levels. 'I don't think we've seen the last of him' said Green, 'why are you helping the reptilians?' Green asked Catherine. 'I like being enslaved and the reptilians promised to bring about the day of the rope' replied Catherine. Kimmo pulled out an Uzi 'psychotic fucktard!' he raged as he shot at Catherine. Catherine activated Sims mode and the bullets hit the fake Catherines. 'Now in the portal!' she said. 'Hillary come help me!'. Hillary Clinton appeared from the shadow realm and started fighting the moon crew. 'Firaga!' said Falco as he shot fireballs at Hillary. Ks charged and punched Hillary in the face but she got up due to her demonic powers. Green casted cura on the party. Suddenly a portal to Hell opened on the moon and envelopes started flying up from it. 'WATCH OUT EVERYONE!' shouted Kimmo, 'SHE IS SUMMONING HER EMAILS!'...

Green !BEERiVqJJw quintuple-posted this 11 months ago, 2 weeks later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #741,611

Triptych and Bert were beamed aboard the alien spaceships and put into cells. 'At least..I have a home..now' whimpered Bert. Triptych smoked and line of ritalin. 'I hate you Bert' said Triptych. A tear dripped down Bert's face. But then the Betrage began. He took out his bottle of Everclear and broke the force field with a single punch. Reptilian wardens tried to apprehend Bert but Bert smashed their heads together and then stomped on them. He released Triptych and headed to an escape pod. 'This pod is only big enough for one person' said Triptych. 'You..go' said Bert, 'I....will deal..with these punkers..'.

Green !BEERiVqJJw sextuple-posted this 11 months ago, 13 minutes later, 1.1 year after the original post[^] [v] #741,613

The emails surrounded the party. 'What do we done?' asked Falco. Kimmo smirked, 'you forget that I am the best email spammer in all Sweden' Kimmo pulled out a pair of uzis and began to shoot down the emails. He then roundhouse kicked them. Falco casted thundara and smited a few emails. The party defeated the emails and gained 9800exp points. Matt leveled up. Huh? Matt is evolving! Congratulations, Matt evolved into Wildchild! Kimmo lowered his shades and spoke to Hillary. 'You sir are and idiot :)'. Hillary summoned Jill Stein. 'Oh no, we are too weak' said Ks. Suddenly a couple of men wearing jetpacks and landed on the moon. 'Donald Trump and Nigel Farage! shouted Green excitedly. Farage opened a few pints of beer and chucked the cans at the party. Trump winked at Farage, 'GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY!' they shouted as Trump grabbed Hillary and Jill Stein by the pussy and threw them back to earth. Trumo and Farage then flew their jetpacks back to Trump tower. 'Enough of this nonsense!' shouted Catherine as she picked up a missile launcher 'in to the portal'...

Green !BEERiVqJJw septuple-posted this 11 months ago, 10 hours later, 1.1 year after the original post[^] [v] #741,741

That's it. I give up on this fanfic. You can all feel free to add to it and finishit however you want. I'm done.

beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 11 months ago, 7 minutes later, 1.1 year after the original post[^] [v] #741,742

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
What?! No! This is the best stuff on minichan!

Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw replied with this 11 months ago, 1 minute later, 1.1 year after the original post[^] [v] #741,744

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)

The best type of masterpiece is the unfinished masterpiece. For with an ending comes a separation, you from the story.

Without an ending, you are trapped there, without conclusion, and can never forget.

Bravo, Green.

Mr. Bergstein joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1.1 year after the original post[^] [v] #741,746

Hello, I am Mr. Bernstein of Bergstein and co solicitors. I am hear defending my client who writes this gay fanfics in very uncpacceptable conditions. My client would like some sticky before he continues with this fanfic.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 11 months ago, 1 minute later, 1.1 year after the original post[^] [v] #741,747

@741,742 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
Actually I'm just putting it on hiatus so that I can write a Christmas Minichanfic.

beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 11 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1.1 year after the original post[^] [v] #741,750

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
oh ok, cool

Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw replied with this 11 months ago, 39 seconds later, 1.1 year after the original post[^] [v] #741,752

@741,747 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)

Oh that's even better

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 11 months ago, 1 week later, 1.1 year after the original post[^] [v] #744,178

'It is, the terrorist' laughed Becky as she took an elevator to the underneath the earth's crust. Becky traversed an intricate network of tunnels until she reached the citadel of the Terrans. Becky then slammed a big red button and woke up the Terrans. 'Terrans!' shouted Becky from the podium above the citadel, 'for too long these human scum have been allowed to waltz all over our planet. Well today that changes. Today we tak back our planet! We will take back Earth for our Queen Hillary Clinton!'. The audience of Terrans cheered from outside their stasis chambers. The Terran army began to equip bazookas, uzis and lazer guns and prepared for the invasion...

Green !BEERiVqJJw double-posted this 11 months ago, 9 minutes later, 1.1 year after the original post[^] [v] #744,183

To4str shat lazers, into a mirror and it hit Leo Vegas. Denmark guy started to turn the ground in to concrete, thus hampering the pedo squad's progress. Jump started to jump up and down, creating earthquakes. to4str fell over but managed to get into his car. A tear rolled down to4str's face as he realised his mission. He revved his car then drove into a classroom full of children, exploding his car and dying. 'ALLAHU AKBAR!' shouted Jump as he ripped off his jacket, and exposing a bomb. Leo Vegas pulled out a shuriken a threw it at Jump's head, killing him. Mara died. 'Uh oh' said Denmark guy, 'we must diffuse the bomb'. Leo Vegas took out a katana, 'I can't life anymore' he said as he committed seppuku and stabbed himself in the stomach. Denmark guy sweated like a Jew in a bank, 'it is up to me. I will cut the red wire'. Denmark guy cut the red wire and blew up the entire school. He dead...

Killer Lettuce🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 months ago, 49 minutes later, 1.1 year after the original post[^] [v] #744,189

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
> Jump started to jump up and down, creating earthquakes.
damlol. Was he fat?

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 11 months ago, 11 hours later, 1.1 year after the original post[^] [v] #744,290

'The wall' began Meta, 'it is not enough' conceded Meta in defeat. Suddenly, an asteroid comet plummeted to earth. 'It's the Trump!' squealed Meta in glee. Trump's fists broke his fall on impact. 'Grab them by the pussy!' shouted Trump as he picked up a house and threw it between the minichanners and the tinychannians, assembling into a wall between them. 'Racists!' shouted Killer Lettuce, 'building walls is racist except when it is done by Scotland!'. The party uad a jolly chuckle, when suddenly, a halo shone above Donald Trump's head. 'I am a soldier of God' said Donald Trump, 'I have come to earth to grab them by the pussy and make earth great again. Come on, we need to prepare for the reptilian invasion by the evil Queen Hillary who sacrifices goats to demons and is an agent of Satan'...

Green !BEERiVqJJw double-posted this 11 months ago, 5 minutes later, 1.1 year after the original post[^] [v] #744,291

'Yippee..ky....yay..motherfuckers' said Bert as he crashed the ship into the moon. Bert saw Catherine with a missile launcher 'dinner..' said Bert. The party went into the portal and Bert stalked them.
'Welcome to Draconis!' said Catherine gleefully. The party looked around at a barren desert wasteland. 'This is like the UK after Brexit!' said Ks. Catherine laughed. 'You have been entered into the tournament for our great Emperor's amusement!' giggled Catherine. Falco shat on the floor and ate it up, 'who is your Emperor?' he asked. 'You will never find out!' replied Catherine.

Dr Green !BEERiVqJJw triple-posted this 10 months ago, 1 week later, 1.1 year after the original post[^] [v] #748,199

'Good job Becky!' said Nexus snidely, 'come, I want to show you what our top scientist has been working on'. Becky and Nexus traversed tunnels until they reached the centre of the citadel. 'Commodore Kook!' said Nexus as he and Becky entered a laboratory. They could hear a dog barking. Suddenly a Kook span around in a chair stroking a reptilian-rat terrier hybrid. Kook was wearing a full leather suit and was holding a whip. 'I am evil' said Kook as she stood up. She held in her hand a vial. 'This, is a vial of pure autism' she began, 'we had forces scour to find it when it was destroyed in a laboratory or something. What do you think would happen if we inject one of our most fiercesome warriors with it?'. Kook opened a cryongenic stasis chamber and injected a terran warrior with the concentrated autism serum. The warrior roused from his sleep. The warrior opened his eyes and began to speak 'Hi! I'm Wildchild. Lets be friends. I like ice cream!'...

brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 8 minutes later, 1.1 year after the original post[^] [v] #748,209

@previous (Dr Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Oh. My. God.

What will happen next?!

I know these minichanfics take a lot out of you but we NEED the next installment!

Dr Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 months ago, 13 hours later, 1.1 year after the original post[^] [v] #748,339

Catherine led the party to a room under the colosseum. 'We found this one skulking about' said a guard as he gave Bert the bum's rush and tossed him into the room. 'Bert!' said Matt excitedly. 'it is i..i saved Tripchick from....the reptilians..Triptych..where are you?' asked Bert. Ks looked around and noticed other people in the room, 'no' said Ks, 'it can't be'. A man with a staff wlked up to the party. 'Aye. We are the Marsdens'...

Dr Green !BEERiVqJJw double-posted this 10 months ago, 6 minutes later, 1.1 year after the original post[^] [v] #748,340

Team Trump all went into the minichan bar for a pint of cider. 'So what do we do about the refugee situation?' asked Fake anon. KL raised his hand 'I say we let them all in'. Trump slapped KL in the face with his tiny hand. 'I say we let im a few good Tinychanians, such as The Doctor and Fuckalms' said Meta. The party all nodded in agreement. Meta went to the wall and opened the door. 'OK, The Doctor and Fuckalms, you cam come in'. The Doctor and Fuckalms made their way through the door when suddenly some other refugees burst through, flailing their arms autistically. 'Oh no' said Meta, 'the terrorists said they would send Kiwifarmers in with the refugees'...

Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw replied with this 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 1.1 year after the original post[^] [v] #748,357

@previous (Dr Green !BEERiVqJJw)

I'm in the edge of my seat!!

Dr Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 months ago, 1 day later, 1.1 year after the original post[^] [v] #748,960

'Who are you?' Matt asked the man with the staff. 'They call me Nega, young man'. The party were flabbergasted. Ks put a rock of meth in his cyborg arm, 'but what are you Marsdens doing here?' he asked. Green did a little jig and slapped his bum, 'yes we sent the Marsd- oh'. Falco started flapping his arms, 'what is it Green?'. Green span around, 'we sent the planet Mars back in time or some shit, I can't remember that well. When the Draconians were leaving in their spaceship, they must have noticed the Marsden civilization'. Falco lit up a joint, 'that means'..'aye' said Nega, 'we are the Draconian's slaves'...

Dr Green !BEERiVqJJw double-posted this 10 months ago, 3 days later, 1.1 year after the original post[^] [v] #749,837

The Doctor and Fuckalms walked through the door as team Trump valiantly fought off the refugees. KL took out a Muslim cock dildo and shoved it up his arse, beckoning more refugees to come through. 'Take your meds!' shouted The Doctor as he sprayed Domestos all over the kiwifarmers. Meta prayed to Jesus because he knew all autists are atheists, but their autism was too strong. Suddenly, a reptilian ship landed and a tranny walked out. 'Hi, I'm Wildchild!' said the tranny. 'What is it?' askee Fake anon. 'It is some sort of reptilian warrior!' replied Meta. 'I like friends. This is all part of my social experiment'. The party collapsed to the floor and started convulsing due to the sheer autism being emitted from Wildchild. 'He is too powerful!' said Meta. The part faced imminent defeat, however, The Doctor managed to compose himself and grabbed his bottle of Domestos. He approached Wildchild and sprayed him with Domestos, 'I diagnose you with turbo autism!' said The Doctor before falling to the ground. Wildchild backed away as the Domestos took effect. Meta took out a bottle of scotch and started sprinkling it on everyone, scotch being the manliest drink ever so it repels autism. Fake anon shalomed over to The Doctor. 'He seems to have been exposed to a lethal amount of autism radiation'. Fake anon checked The Doctor's pulse, 'The Doctor is dead'...

Dr Green !BEERiVqJJw triple-posted this 10 months ago, 4 days later, 1.1 year after the original post[^] [v] #751,736

'We sent Mars back to the past!' said Green. 'Aye' nodded Nega. Back to times when Draconians ruled the earth. They saw us from their spaceship on the way to Draconis. They took most of our population as slaves and we have been slaves for millenia'. Falco looked flabbergasted. Nega span around. 'We have been entered into the tournament. There is a Colosseum where Marsdens and Draconians battle. Marsdens that win earn their freedom. Some freedom it is as we are still treated like filth'. Catherine opened the cell door. 'Humans, you're up, follow me'. The party followed Catherine through a large arching doorway. They were greeted by a large arena, filled with sand and a red and yellow sun shining down from the sky. The Draconian Emperor sat in a seat high above the audience. On the opposite side of the arena, Draconians in suits came running out. 'Brace yourselves' said Hreen 'they're Tories'...

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

Green !BEERiVqJJw quadruple-posted this 9 months ago, 1 month later, 1.2 year after the original post[^] [v] #761,161

'Heffers, we're here for you Heffers'..said a voice in the smoke. The Doctor woke up to the sight of fire and brimstone. 'There is no God, grow up and stop beleiving in fairytales' said The Doctor. 'Wow, don't get too huffy doc :)'. The Doctor started spinning around, 'TGnoncecomix!' shouted The Doctor, 'where are we?'. TG started madposting, 'we are in hell'. The Doctor opened a bottle of Domestos and drank it. 'Now now doc, that won't help you here'. The Doctor started laughing and demons ran at him with pitchforks. He spammed pictures of Doctor Phil at them and they were defeated. 'Now now doc :) you seem upset'. Suddenly The Doctor grew wings and a halo and flew up to earth. TG's obsession brought The Doctor back to life...

Green !BEERiVqJJw quintuple-posted this 9 months ago, 6 minutes later, 1.2 year after the original post[^] [v] #761,165

'The Doctor is life!' shouted Meta in glee. The party rejoiced and ran into the minichan bar and barricaded themselves. 'What do we do about the reptilian boogaloo?' asked Fake anon. Meta fried a steak in a pan of butter, 'we must blow up their motherships or something'. Suddenly a comet like meteor crashed into the lawn. A hammer broke down the wall. 'It is gl04rious said Killer Lettuce' said Killer Lettuce. r04r swung her hammer, twatting reptilians. 'The Becku run away!' said Becky as she, Nexus and the other reptilians got into their UFO and flew away into the space under the earth. 'What do we do r04r?' said Fake anon as he shat on a dreidel and started spinning it in his arse. r04r started running around in circles 'it is hammer time'...

Green !BEERiVqJJw sextuple-posted this 9 months ago, 1 day later, 1.2 year after the original post[^] [v] #761,598

Just an update, the minichanfics are too draining these days. I have been sober for four months and it was a lot easier to write these when I was drunk. There will be two more fanfics after this, The Dildo of Truth and the Minichanfic Finale. The finale will use a lot of unused and never before seen scrapped content and will feature cameos from pretty much everyone in this chan's history. It will wrap the Minichanfic arc up completely.

Green !BEERiVqJJw septuple-posted this 9 months ago, 6 minutes later, 1.2 year after the original post[^] [v] #761,603

The Tories ran at the party. Kimmo started shooting emails at them which baffled the Tory reptilians due to being technologically illiterate. The Tories tried to censor Kimmo with their signature move; the Digital Economy Bill. Kimmo and Green joined forces and bypassed the move using Opera Mini, the most superior web browser ever made. Nega raised his staff and summoned Ramuh, causing lightning damage to the Tory reptilians (which is super effective against them in Chrono Trigger wink ;)). The party defeated the Tories.
"Thus ends round one! Will the heroes of earth survive the next round?" boomed the emperor. The party were then escorted back to their cells...

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 1 week later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #766,413

"What do we done Green" asked Falco. Green pondered, "remember that time we were stuck in the 80s? You got that never ending spliff from Bob Marley". Falco had a Puff, " smoke weed every day". Green began to regale the party with a story about Freddie Mercury's dildo, a legend he heard at a Queen concert in the 80s. The dildo contaons magical powers and will grant the wishes of anyone who can find it. But no one knows where Freddie hid the dildo.
The guards entered the cell, "you need patching up" said one of the guards, "we will fetch the doctor". The guards went away to fetch the doctor, suddenly the party stood aghast as they heard shouting echo around the halls " worthless fucking trolls!"...

Anonymous D replied with this 8 months ago, 6 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #766,416

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)

Fuck off

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 months ago, 6 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #766,421

@previous (D)
You seem upset.

Anonymous D replied with this 8 months ago, 1 minute later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #766,422

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)

Only Green gets to do that

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 8 months ago, 1 minute later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #766,426

@previous (D)
I am Green. I was going to leave the fanfic, but I can not leave it unfinished so I am going to get as many chapters out as quick as possible.

Green !BEERiVqJJw double-posted this 8 months ago, 3 hours later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #766,467

"There is only one man who can help us" said r04r. "It's a giant carrot!" said Meta gleefully as he pointed to the sky at an obese orange object hurtling to Earth. "Grab them by the pussy!" shouted Trump as he hit the ground with his fist. Meta took a curtsey, "it is an honor, Jarl Trump". Trump took a remote out of his pocket with a big red button on it. " It is time to nuke the world" said President Trump, "it is the only way to save the world from this reptilian invasion". Trump reached for the button when he heard a voice in the distance saying "i'm gay lol". A wooden clog hit Trump's tiny hand, breaking it. "We are all doomed now" said Trump. TTEH started protesting Trump's state visit, "isn't there anything we can do?" he asked. "There is another way", began Trump, " we must get to Area 51", Trump took out his phone and made some calls. "I need to phone Nigel Farage because we are going to Area 69 later ;)". Suddenly, reptilians ships started firing on the party. r04r flew up and began to bash them with her hammer. Trump ordered a drone strike which twatted the reptilian ships, " quickly, we must make haste"...

Green !BEERiVqJJw triple-posted this 8 months ago, 8 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #766,475

"Dr Roberts!" said Matt, aghast. "You worthless fucking trolls" said Dr Roberts as he patched up the heroes. Dr Roberts looked dishevelled and and scrawny. "We killed you and sent your ass to Mars in the past" said Green. Dr Roberts laughed, "the Draconians saved me, they have advanced medical technology". Dr Roberts grabbed Falco by the neck, "please, you have to save me, this place is terrible, I am treated worse than an oink dog". Falco pushed him away with his massive boner, " aye" said Ks, once we destroy these Draconians you can come back to Earth with us".
The guard came in for the party, "you're wanted at the arena, you will be facing a fierce draconian warrior" said the guard.
The party walked back to the arena. Suddenly, music could be heard "want your bad romance".
" No" said Kimmo, "it is Lady Gaga"...

Green !BEERiVqJJw quadruple-posted this 8 months ago, 4 hours later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #766,560

This chapter is dedicated to the memory of Syntax.
"We must get to Trump Towers!" said Trump. Suddenly, giant lasers started exploding and booming cars. 'WHAT'S going on?" asked TTEH frantically. r04r hacked into the Pentagon, "this is not good. The Terrans have hacked in to most of Earth's defences. They have gained control of the 10 myle satellites". Suddenly, an old man started surfing towards the party on his hoverboard, "thee thy or eye will stop the satellites" said Syntax. "NO!' protested r04r, " it is too dangerous, you will surely die". Syntax started jitterbugging, "Qualcomm, ocean o' blue 10 myle run, Taco boogaloo" said Syntax. Syntax suddenly started glowing and turned silver. "Chinese sewer oil, yikes RE: wot wot wot" said Syntax as he surfed into space. The satellites fired at Syntax, but he dodged them expertly. Syntax took out his phone, inside was a Qualcomm chip which had been converted into an electro-magnetic bomb. Syntax triggered the bomb and rode the electro-magnetic waves. But out of nowhere, a reptilian ship fired on him, causing him to plummet back towards the Earth. He crashed to the ground. "NO!" shouted r04r as the party rushed towards Syntax. Tears started rolling down TTEH's face, "old man, you can't leave us". Meta punched the ground in sheer frustration. Syntax looked at the party, "I am proud of thee thy or eye. Please stop the reptilians". " Illegible gibberish" replied The Doctor. Syntax took his final breath and drifted off into the next life...

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 2 hours later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #766,583

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Dam

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 8 months ago, 8 hours later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #766,671

@previous (O)
What were you citing?

Green !BEERiVqJJw double-posted this 8 months ago, 10 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #766,673

The party was sleep in Trump Towers. Fake anon and Killer Lettuce made made passiomate love, when Killer Lettuce started going static. "What done wrong?" asked Fake anon. Killer Lettuce was solemn, "my holographic emitter is damaged, soon I will fade out of existence". Fake anon panicked, "but r04r can fix you", Killer Lettuce shook his head, "the damage is beyond repair. The main chip holding Killer Lettuce's memories and personality is compromised. To remove the chip would mean death". Fake anon was tearful, "I will move heaven and Eartg to protect you"...

Green !BEERiVqJJw triple-posted this 8 months ago, 9 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #766,674

"Come with me, Becky" said Nexi, "we are going to the Moon to welcome a convoy of Draconian ships!". Nexi and Becky flew to the moon and landed on it. They walked to the giant portal thingy. "The giant portal arch thingy is ready!" he said as he flicked some switches. A giant portal what looks like the one from Stargate appeared. Becky stood firm and saluted. Other Terran ships were standing by, waiting. The first few Draconian ships came through. "They are massive" said Becky enthusiastically. Suddenly, the Draconian ships fired on the Terran ships. "NO!" screamed Becky, "why are they firing?! We are not hostiles!". Nexi laughed sadistically, "this is all part of the plan. You didn't really think we Draconians would share the Earth with the Terrans, did you?". " You monsters!" retorted Becky. "We only used the Terrans to weaken the human's defence system. Now the Draconians will be able to steam roll over the humans and the Terrans. You're technology is outdated". Nexi pulled out a gun, " now Becky, it is time for you to die"...

Dw !vJwW0tsPXQ replied with this 8 months ago, 1 hour later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #766,698

@766,671 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
The chapter dedicated to syntax

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 28 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #766,708

RIP syntax. Thee thy or I will be missed :(

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 8 months ago, 8 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #766,711

@766,698 (Dw !vJwW0tsPXQ)
It was deleted?

Dw !vJwW0tsPXQ replied with this 8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #766,712

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
i think i accidentally backspaced a number in the citation

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 8 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #766,715

Lady Gaga was donning a meat dress and started dancing. Ks charged full throttle at her and punched her in the face. "Ow" said Ks, "muh fist". Green and Falco rubbed their butts together "shock sharts!" they shouted as they sharted electricity at Lady Gaga. "She is too powerful" said Kimmo. Then Matt ran up to Lady Gaga and punched her in the dick. "It's super-effective!" yelled Matt.
The audience cheered and the Emperor clapped. "It is not over yet" said the Emperor. A gate opened and a staunch figure holding velociraptors entered the arena. "You will face our fiercest, toughest warrior. They call him Wildchild"...

Green !BEERiVqJJw double-posted this 8 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #766,719

"God, you have to send me back down to Earth to save my friends". God did a little jig, " no John, it is not time yet". Ghostmortem lit up a smoke, "but they will get killed by Wildchild and his velociraptors" Ghostmortem replied. "I have a plan" said God.

Green !BEERiVqJJw triple-posted this 8 months ago, 10 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #766,725

Wildchild tore a sunder the Colosseum. "Hi I'm Wildchild!" he roared. "He must've got those velociraptors from the kiwifarms" said Matt. Green and Falco casted Firaga at Wildchid, but it barely left a scratch. His autism started to overwhelm the party. Nega summoned EU laws to try and stop Wildchild, but it just made him stronger. The velocirators bit Ks's arm, but he managed to shoot it with his arm down the creatures throat and it did exploded. Wildchild picked up Falco and threw him up into the air, he fell and hurt his knee :(. Matt and Green tried to clothesline Wildchild, but he subdued them with his overwhelming autism. "I like friends" said Wildchild as he heavily started to beat Matt.
Up in heaven, God and Ghostmortem were watching. "Now is the time John" said God as he sent down Ghostmortem. Wildchild was just about to land the finishing blow when a ghostly figure gripped his hand and broke it. "Yippeekyeyayayayayay motherfucker!" said Postmortem as he lit up a smoke. Wildchild surrendered in defeat...

Green !BEERiVqJJw quadruple-posted this 8 months ago, 17 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #766,728

Matt threw a pipe bomb down the other velociraptor's throat and blew it up. "Falun dafa number one!" he chanted in victory. The Emperor and his guards applauded and made their way down from the stands and on to the Colosseum floor. "Congratulations, you have earned your freedom" said the Emperor, "you're free to die!" he said as he pulled out a laser rifle. "You can't stop the heroes of Earth" said Kimmo. He Emperor laughed, "who do you think you are". Kimmo tilted his shades "My name is Kimmo Johan Alm, Sysop of anontalk.com, creator of Freddy Trims a Tree, loyal servant of proper grammar. Father to the greatest site on the entire internet, husband to a bullied loli. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next", Kimmo then pulled out an uzi and started shooting the guards. Matt roared "I am Mattimus Mantitticus Miller!" he shouted as he started throwing pipebombs at the reptilians in the crowd. "Are you not entertained?!" shouted Green. The Emperor retreated back to the stands, "release the tyrannosaurus rex!" he commanded. Suddenly, a T-Rex fell down from the sky and started charging at the party. The party ganged together and summoned Bahamut, weakening the T-Rex. "To the portal!" shouted Kimmo as the party climbed on the T-Rex. Kimmo handed oxygen pills to everyone and threw some in the T-Rex's mouth. Kimmo kicked the T-Rex in the back of the head and made it storm out of the arena and through the portal. Dr Roberts was riding alongside on a velociraptor and jumped aboard the T-Rex. The party burst through the portal on the T-Rex and it scared Nexi away. Becky grabbed on to the T-Rex's tail and it jumped off the moon and down to the Earth"...
End of part 5.

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

Green !BEERiVqJJw quintuple-posted this 8 months ago, 17 hours later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #766,992

Final Act
The T-Rex landed in front of Trump Towers and did die. The party hopped off the dinosaur. Killer Lettuce came outside to see what all the ruckus was. When he saw the party he ran at them with open arms and they had a happy reunion. But he was irked at the physics, "how did you not burn up during re-entry?". "Dongs :)" replied Falco. "We must stop the Draconians!" interjected Kimmos. Suddenly, a Draconian ship appeared and started blowing missiles at the party, luckily they only aimed at Ghostmortem who was a ghost and they went through him. The party fleed into Trump Towers. "Follow me" said Killer Lettuce as they followed him into his hotel room. The party all had a happy reunion, but TTEH was not jolly, "what is Dr Roberts doing here?", but he calmed down. "r04r" began Kimmo, "you don't like me and I don't like you and your illegal clone, but we must stop the Draconians". r04r nodded, "we must start with blowing up the portal on the moon"...

Green !BEERiVqJJw sextuple-posted this 8 months ago, 2 days later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #768,086

"We must get to Area 51!" said President Trump. Trump summoned Air Force One and the party travelled to Area 52, dodging reptilian fire on the way. Trump led the party into Area 51. "No" said Becky, "it can't be". President Trump nodded, "yes, the UFO that crashed into Roswell was a reptilian vessel!". Becky did a fists, "I will make those Draconians pay for betraying the Terrans". "Is the ship ready yet?" asked TTEH. Trump shook his head, "alas no. It still needs some final preparations". Kimmo did some calculations, " I think I can implement some of this tech onto my Kimmocopter. But first we must fly to the Moon. We need an explosives expert to blow up the moon portal". Matt nodded, "I will Falun Dafa get it done". Kimmo summoned the Kimmocopter and he, Matt, Green and Falco entered and flew to the moon...

Green !BEERiVqJJw septuple-posted this 8 months ago, 9 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #768,088

Kimmo landed the Kimmocopter and Matt walked to the portal. He placed the charges of C4 all along the edges of the portal. Nexi ran at Matt with a laser gun, but Matt used his Macbook Pro to deflect the shots. Suddenly, the ground started to shake. Nexi started to laugh, "haha, you are too late!". A humongous ship emerged through the portal. "No!" exclaimed Kimmo, "it is the mothership". Matt jumped back into the Kimmpcopter and frantically pushed the button to blow the charges. The portal kabloomed, but the mothership emerged through unscathed. The mother ship opened fire on the Kimmocopter and Kimmo piloted it out of the way, returning fire with missiles. "They're barely denting the shields!" shouted Kimmo, "that thing must be the size of Stockholm". The mothership made haste to Earth and started firing a disintegrator ray on Australia. Kimmo chased after, "at this rate" he began "the entire Earth will be destroyed in 48 hours!"...

Green !BEERiVqJJw octuple-posted this 8 months ago, 9 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #768,089

Kimmo and the others regrouped with r04r and everyone else. "What do we do?" asked Meta. Suddenly, Fake anon started sneezing. "That's it!" exclaimed r04r, "a cold!". Ks looked at her quizzically, " I do meth, how does help?". r04r went to a computer and started coding. "My scans indicate that the Draconian mothership is running on Android 4.2, Jelly Bean. She pulled out an SD card. "There must be an SD card slot on the bridge of the mothership. If we can put it in there, we can give the ship a virus and completely disable the shields". Matt started cartwheeling around the room in sheer joy. " But how do we even get past the shields?" asked TTEH. r04r wagged her toe, "the shields are on a modulating rotation frequency. I have worked out the pattern and every 2 minutes the shields drop for precisely 0.5 seconds. That is our window. The Kimmocopter should be able to make it within that window". The party started partying, but suddenly a stern look wiped over r04r's face. "What's the matter, gl04rious leader?" asked Meta. "It will be a suicide mission"...

Green !BEERiVqJJw nonuple-posted this 8 months ago, 19 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #768,093

"We'll do it" said Falco and Green as they stepped forward, "we have led full, enriched lives". Kimmo put up his hand too, " I will pilot the Kimmocopter. I have nothing left to live for now that anontalk has gone". Matt also spoke, "I will go as well. I will gladly die for the glory of Falun Dafa Gong". The Party walked outside the base. Suddenly, an extremely loud, booming voice could be heard coming from the Draconian mothership: "I am the Emperor of the Draconian Empire. All Terran and Human forces, you have 3 hours to surrender or we will glass and destroy your planet!". r04r gave Green the SD card, " there's no time!" she ushered. Green, Matt, Falco and Kimmo entered the Kimmocopter. Kimmo evaded fire from both Terran and Human forces who had teamed up to take on the Draconians. Kimmo engaged his cloaking device and warp drive engines and flew to the mothership...

Green !BEERiVqJJw decuple-posted this 8 months ago, 11 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #768,096

Kimmo waited for the shields to go down and then dashed in. "We're in!" he said as he landed the Kimmocopter in the docking bay. "Green, you and Falco go to the bridge and insert that SD card" said Kimmo, "Matt, we'll go to the engine room and see if we can wreck it". Matt juggled some grenades, "it's boom time". The party split up. Kimmo activated his spambots to fire on the Draconians on his way to the bridge. Green and Falco ate some cans of beans and fired faeces on the Draconians. They then whipped out their girthy peni and slapped the Draconians into unconsciousness. Green and Falco made it to the bridge. They heard clapping as a figure swivelled around in a chair. "Bravo!", said the Draconian Emperor, " I'm surprised you made it this far". Green and Falco readied for battle, "who do you think you are?!" they shouted. The Emperor walked toward Falco and Green. "It was I, Falco, who killed your brother in that car accident", suddenly, the Emperor started shrieking, "remember me Falco? When I killed your brother I talked just, like, this!" as the Emperor engaged his cloaking device and revealed himself to be Caitlyn Jenner...

Green !BEERiVqJJw undecuple-posted this 8 months ago, 10 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #768,097

Matt and Kimmo ran into the engine rooms and started to shoot at the engines with AK-47s. "It's no use!" said Matt. Kimmo kept firimg, "keep going, we'll bring the shielding down soon".
Meanwhile, on the bridge, Green and Falco had engaged in a fight with Caitlyn Jenner. "Falco", whispered Green, " you keep him busy, I'll upload the SD card". Falco nodded and started whirling his penis like a helicopter and slapping Caitlyn Jenner in the face with it. "Mine is bigger!" said Caitlyn as he whipped out a 15 inch penis and started slapping Falco with it. In the commotion, Green managed to find the SD card slot and insert the card. At first, nothing happened and then..Karma Chameleon started playing. "What the hell?" wondered Green, "oh shit, r04r gave me the wrong SD card. This one has music on it". Green ran up to Caitlyn and twatted him one, prying Falco away. Caitlyn just laughed and grabbed Green by the ears, throwing him on the ceiling. "Green :(" said Falco. Caitlyn proceeded to punch Falco and Falco could barely fight back. "That's what you get for misgendering me!" said Caitlyn. "He's an Olympic athlete" said Green, "it's no use. He is too strong"...

Green !BEERiVqJJw duodecuple-posted this 8 months ago, 1 hour later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #768,112

What's taking them so long?" asked Becky. Becky then walked up to the reptilian spaceship and entered it. "What are you doing?" asked Trump. "NOT MY PRESIDENT!" yelled Becky. "Something is wrong, sexy Falco and Green should have destroyed the mothership by now". Trump gesticulated with his tiny hands, "but it's not finished it's repairs yet". Becky shrugged, "it'll have to do. I know how to fly a reptilian ship and it should be able to fly straight through the Draconian mother ship's shields". Becky turned on the thrusters and flew off. She dodged hostile fire and headed straight for the mothership. She flew to the bridge and crashed the ship straight through the view screen. "Falco, sexy Green!" cried Becky as she ran to them. Caitlyn Jenner then slapped Becky to the ground. "I'm a lawyer" said Becky, "and that is assault!" she said as she reached into her purse and threw a cat at Caitlyn Jenner. While Caitlyn was distracted by the cat, Green and Falco took their cue. "Poopy pants time?" asked Green, Falco winked, "pooped my pant hasn't yours?". Falco and Green rubbed their butts together and then sprayed sloppy diarrhea all over Caitlyn Jenner. They then stood together, back to back and span around slapping their peni into Caitlyn Jenner like the blades of a fan. Becky threw a cricket bat and butter to Green, and as a finisher, he stuck Caitlyn Jenner to the ceiling while Falco released his semen all over him. Suddenly an explosion rocked the ship. "Matt must have bombed the engine. We're going into freefall!" exclaimed Green. "To the Kimmocopter!" shouted Becky. The party ran to the Kimmocopter. "All aboard!" said Kimmo as he ushered them in. "You're not going anywhere!" said a voice. "Nexi!" said Becky. Nexi ran at Becky with a machete and Becky wielded her katana. The two exchanged blows before Nexi retreated to an escape pod. The party got aboard the Kimmocopter and flew off. The mothership exploded, and the Kimmocopter rode the blast. The Kimmocopter landed safely at Area 51. The party rejoiced as they sat back and watched the fireworks of the exploding Draconian mothership. "We did it!" said TTEH. Kimmo suddenly threw smoke bombs on the ground, "mwahaha", he laughed, "now we have stopped the threat of the reptilians, I will go back to my evil plans!". When the smoke descended, the party noticed that Dr Roberts had also gone. Meta pounded the ground in frustration, "curses. Foiled again!". Killer Lettuce and Fake anon stepped forward, "guys, we have an important announcement. We're getting married!". Everybody cheered, "mazel tov!" said TTEH. In his excitement, TTEH slipped over on a banana peel and bumped his head. "Who am I?" asked TTEH. "Oh no, he has amnesia!" said Green. The party all laughed and they borrowed a plane from Area 51 and flew back to minichan. Minichan was a wreck. "Minichan" said Meta, "it's finished". r04r took off her helmet, "no. It's just getting started"...
The End.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 42 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #768,127

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
bravo...bravo..
well done lad..

beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 8 months ago, 32 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #768,128

@768,112 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
that was amazing
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