Notice: You have been identified as a bot, so no internal UID will be assigned to you. If you are a real person messing with your useragent, you should change it back to something normal.

Minichan

Topic: I dropped my one hitter out my window

hater !JGlOo5d1iU started this discussion 2.4 years ago #45,200

Onto the roof and it rolled to the edge. It was one of those fake cigarettes. I liked that its discreet. I used a mop, and 3 hangers to make a long contraption to try to knock it off the edge, that wasnt working cause of a lip, so I knocked it into the gutter thinking it would fall to the ground and I could pick it up.

It was rough. It was right at the very edge of my reach, and it was not easy to control. It took a lot out of me. Was exhausted when I was done. It wasn't heavy but the awkward way I had to lean out the window, and it took 15 minutes to finally get it down the gutter. The whole time I was terrified someone would see. I couldn't have the one hitter out on the roof cause it would be obvious it came from me.

I probably could have walked on it. I've seen people out there before, but I didn't want to crash through the roof like in a cartoon. I finally got it into the gutter and hear it drop down.

I head outside and notice the gutter snakes back into the neighbors below me out of my reach. lol. It's gone.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 40 minutes later[^] [v] #596,779

Reported to FBI. Thanks.

hater !JGlOo5d1iU (OP) replied with this 2.4 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #596,790

@previous (B)
Nooooo! They can get my DNA off it! Please don't!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #596,851

@OP kill yourself

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #596,911

ROFL what an @OPenis

Million Mong March joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 24 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #596,919

"dropped my one hitter" sounds like a euphemism for "I jizzed out the window"

Methlyfe !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,030

@OP
How will you explain the one hitter to your neighbors if they find it and ask?

Magnets for metal, man. I guess you probably would have a shop magnet though.

Anonymous C replied with this 2.4 years ago, 40 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,042

Simple explanations:

Bird dropped it on the roof

Neighborhood junkies threw it there

How the fuck do I know? What even is that weird cigarette thing? Smoking is gross.

hater !JGlOo5d1iU (OP) replied with this 2.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,115

@597,030 (Methlyfe !KansasxqvM)
They won't know it was me. I won't ever have to explain anything. I'm fairly sure my landlord knows I smoke weed. It stinks and they've shown up moments after I smoked before. I always pay my rent on time, so I'm sure they like me. Also, I jerk off to my landlady, so maybe she knows and is flattered? Probably not. If I am accused, I'll suggest someone was in the alley got spookeD, and tossed it on the roof and it rolled into the gutter. Easy peasy. Cops do patrol down the one side street at times.

I don't have any magnets or I would've attached to the end of my poking stick. I didnt want to lose this. It was discreet. I'm getting a portable vape next month (they're expensive but you can't even tell what it is if you look at it).

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Meowth replied with this 2.4 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #599,909

@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
Do you want me to get you another one?

qew joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #599,958

read that as, I dropped my one hitler out my window

Million Mong March replied with this 2.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #599,984

@previous (qew)
ah shit those are rare

Meta joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2.4 years later, 2.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #851,129

@599,958 (qew)
When the artist dies the art gets more valuable

dw skg llc joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 40 minutes later, 2.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #851,138

@previous (Meta)
isn't it still relatively worthless

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 5 minutes later, 2.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #851,139

@previous (dw skg llc)
A watercolor from Hitler’s mediocre artistic oeuvre, The Old Town Hall (1914-15), was sold at Weilder’s last November for €130,000 ($147,444).

Anonymous J double-posted this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 2.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #851,140

@851,129 (Meta)
That painting in the photo is the property of all USA citizens.

dw skg llc replied with this 1 week ago, 10 minutes later, 2.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #851,141

@851,139 (J)
o
:
[upload]

Please familiarise yourself with the rules and markup syntax before posting, also keep in mind you can minify URLs using MiniURL and generate image macros using MiniMacro.